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  • Re: What The Fark 5: I Can't Believe This Happened!

    Originally posted by Kepler View Post
    Happy Mother's Day, from Slash.
    I am Jack's complete lack of surprise. His parents were both in the music biz, and I'm sure they fcked around relentlessly. Plus Bowie was doing mountains of blow during that period, so...

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    • Re: What The Fark 5: I Can't Believe This Happened!

      Originally posted by FadeToBlack&Gold View Post
      I am Jack's complete lack of surprise. His parents were both in the music biz, and I'm sure they fcked around relentlessly. Plus Bowie was doing mountains of blow during that period, so...
      She was a looker, too.

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      • Originally posted by Kepler View Post
        She was a looker, too.

        Dammmmmm.

        Mookie just popped a woody
        a legend and an out of work bum look a lot alike, daddy.

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        • Re: What The Fark 5: I Can't Believe This Happened!

          Parents fight back over a coddled, dependent generation. https://www.syracuse.com/expo/erry-2...o_ny_supr.html

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          • Re: What The Fark 5: I Can't Believe This Happened!

            Nice kitty.

            It's great that this happened in Rome, a city with about 8 million cats.
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              Skinner chokes woman just outside of Quantico. No sign of Mulder.
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              • Re: What The Fark 5: I Can't Believe This Happened!

                8 trucks have hit the 100th Street Bridge in Grand Rapids, MI.

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                • Re: What The Fark 5: I Can't Believe This Happened!

                  Woman is proud of her son, who graduated from Summa Cum Laude. Gets him a cake, which comes back with the message censored:

                  "Congratulations Jacob!
                  Summa --- Laude
                  Class of 2018!"

                  Woman has to explain to her 70 year old mother why cake got censored.

                  http://www.bostonglobe.com/news/nati...MIO/story.html

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                  • Re: What The Fark 5: I Can't Believe This Happened!

                    Originally posted by CLS View Post
                    Woman is proud of her son, who graduated from Summa Cum Laude. Gets him a cake, which comes back with the message censored:

                    "Congratulations Jacob!
                    Summa --- Laude
                    Class of 2018!"

                    Woman has to explain to her 70 year old mother why cake got censored.

                    http://www.bostonglobe.com/news/nati...MIO/story.html
                    70-year old mother was 20 in 1968. I don't think she needed an explanation.



                    It must be depressing to be a Millenial and realize your parents and your grandparents boned much more, and much more interestingly, than you do. Hope I die before I get young.
                    Last edited by Kepler; 05-22-2018, 10:10 AM.
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                    • Re: What The Fark 5: I Can't Believe This Happened!

                      Originally posted by MissThundercat View Post
                      8 trucks have hit the 100th Street Bridge in Grand Rapids, MI.

                      https://www.wzzm13.com/article/news/...s/69-551366617
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                      • Re: What The Fark 5: I Can't Believe This Happened!

                        Originally posted by Kepler View Post
                        It must be depressing to be a Millenial and realize your parents and your grandparents boned much more, and much more interestingly, than you do. Hope I die before I get young.
                        Well sure, they had the time and money. We're so busy cleaning up their mess it's nothing but straight vanilla.

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                        • Re: What The Fark 5: I Can't Believe This Happened!

                          Originally posted by Kepler View Post
                          70-year old mother was 20 in 1968. I don't think she needed an explanation.
                          Article said she did. The school was a religiously based home school group, so it's possible she did need an explanation.

                          It must be depressing to be a Millenial and realize your parents and your grandparents boned much more, and much more interestingly, than you do. Hope I die before I get young.
                          What's the saying? Sex? No, we don't do that any more. We're married.

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                          • Re: What The Fark 5: I Can't Believe This Happened!

                            Like we haven't all done this.
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                            • Re: What The Fark 5: I Can't Believe This Happened!

                              Originally posted by Kepler View Post
                              Like we haven't all done this.
                              That's a Tuesday.
                              **NOTE: The misleading post above was brought to you by Reynold's Wrap and American Steeples, makers of Crosses.

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                              • Originally posted by Kepler View Post
                                70-year old mother was 20 in 1968. I don't think she needed an explanation.



                                It must be depressing to be a Millenial and realize your parents and your grandparents boned much more, and much more interestingly, than you do. Hope I die before I get young.
                                Yeah, but Millennials won't Fark the country over like the boomers did, so they've got that going for them.

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