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    “You do whatever you have to do to get here…but don’t ever try to leave me .. I’ll kill you .. I don’t want to be a murderer,” another message stated, according to officials.

    Ades allegedly compared herself to Adolf Hitler, who she called “a genius.”

    Last month, the man called police after surveillance footage from his home showed Ades taking a bath in his tub while he was away on a trip. Paradise Valley police arrested Ades and also discovered a large butcher knife in her vehicle.

    Ades was released from custody but failed to appear in court, AZ Central reported. She reportedly showed up at the man’s place of employment in Scottsdale on Tuesday, but was escorted from the building by officers.
    Silly me. I figured "bathe in your blood" + stalking + Hitler Good + butcher knife + trespassing = involuntary hold.
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    Today in Captain Obvious...

    Tomorrow, groundbreaking research that pharmaceutical sales reps blow their clients as part of the job.

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    Re: What The Fark 5: I Can't Believe This Happened!

    Quote Originally Posted by Kepler View Post
    Today in Captain Obvious...

    Tomorrow, groundbreaking research that pharmaceutical sales reps blow their clients as part of the job.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SjbPi00k_ME
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kepler View Post
    Today in Captain Obvious...

    Tomorrow, groundbreaking research that pharmaceutical sales reps blow their clients as part of the job.

    Oh My God!!

    Humans having sex!?!?!


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    Matt Frattin for Hobey!!
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    Re: What The Fark 5: I Can't Believe This Happened!

    So the potential for a social media backlash causes the state to preemptively close the daycare prior to knowing all the facts, and it turns out the daycare was not at fault in any way, shape, or form. Now it has to apply for a new operating license, which will increase its expenses, while simultaneously it's lost revenue needlessly, and will continue to do so while it has to rebuild its client list.
    "The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command." George Orwell, 1984

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    Quote Originally Posted by St. Clown View Post
    So the potential for a social media backlash causes the state to preemptively close the daycare prior to knowing all the facts, and it turns out the daycare was not at fault in any way, shape, or form. Now it has to apply for a new operating license, which will increase its expenses, while simultaneously it's lost revenue needlessly, and will continue to do so while it has to rebuild its client list.
    Not having evidence of a crime != not being at fault in any way shape, or form.

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    This has to be fake. If it's not, oy vey!!

    https://bluntforcetruth.com/news/sex...iaper-changes/

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    Quote Originally Posted by joecct View Post
    This has to be fake. If it's not, oy vey!!

    https://bluntforcetruth.com/news/sex...iaper-changes/
    It's fake, joe. Take a look at their other "stories." It's a site to make old righty fools angry.
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    Call the Epstein brothers!!

    @FoxNews: Woman who injected husband with lethal dose of heroin may have killed 9 others, served lover's remains at BBQ. https://fxn.ws/2IdyN7T

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    This makes me smile.
    http://www.miamiherald.com/news/loca...210861109.html

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    Quote Originally Posted by joecct View Post
    Call the Epstein brothers!!

    @FoxNews: Woman who injected husband with lethal dose of heroin may have killed 9 others, served lover's remains at BBQ. https://fxn.ws/2IdyN7T
    Yum!

    I swear that "crazy eyes" is way too common of a thing in these stories for some of them not to be doing it deliberately as a form of black humor.
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    Quote Originally Posted by FadeToBlack&Gold View Post
    Yum!

    I swear that "crazy eyes" is way too common of a thing in these stories for some of them not to be doing it deliberately as a form of black humor.
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    Dear Bari Weiss - that is exactly what cult members say when they are full indoctrinated. Just check out Scientology for all the proof you need.

    NYT Opinion section has really hit the skids with former WSJ idiots like her.
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    Anybody up in NW North Dakota happen to find a case of hand grenades?
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    Dental floss jeans. All I see is fabric in a crucial area tied together by some string.


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    $168 for THESE? I have two pair and some scissors. I could do it for less.

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    Happy Mother's Day, from Slash.
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