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    Re: What The Fark 5: I Can't Believe This Happened!

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    Re: What The Fark 5: I Can't Believe This Happened!

    I didn't know this was possible.

    @nbcwashington: D.C. police are looking for three men who assaulted a federal officer during an attempt to carjack a scooter. http://nbc4dc.com/FgXuv8t

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    Quote Originally Posted by joecct View Post
    I didn't know this was possible.

    @nbcwashington: D.C. police are looking for three men who assaulted a federal officer during an attempt to carjack a scooter. http://nbc4dc.com/FgXuv8t
    Sure, cops can ride scooters. Why not? Other than the lack of respect they'll undoubtedly receive from their coworkers, I mean.
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    Quote Originally Posted by St. Clown View Post
    Sure, cops can ride scooters. Why not? Other than the lack of respect they'll undoubtedly receive from their coworkers, I mean.
    How can you carjack a scooter? Hijack, yes. But not carjack.

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    Quote Originally Posted by joecct View Post
    How can you carjack a scooter? Hijack, yes. But not carjack.
    It's applied to the hijacking of any motorized vehicle on the road.
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    Quote Originally Posted by St. Clown View Post
    Bad grammar. Yeesh! Sister would be twirling her rosary in full agitation mode if you were not specific in your description.

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    Quote Originally Posted by joecct View Post
    Bad grammar. Yeesh! Sister would be twirling her rosary in full agitation mode if you were not specific in your description.
    And why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways?

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    Re: What The Fark 5: I Can't Believe This Happened!

    Quote Originally Posted by joecct View Post
    How can you carjack a scooter? Hijack, yes. But not carjack.
    wfc?

    The bigger question is did all 3 of them plan on scootting off into the sunset on the same ride?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Slap Shot View Post
    wfc?

    The bigger question is did all 3 of them plan on scootting off into the sunset on the same ride?
    One guy driving, a second on the handle bars, and the third riding in the b***h seat, to steal a biker gang term.

    Didn't you grow up when kids could still have fun on bikes?
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    Re: What The Fark 5: I Can't Believe This Happened!

    Quote Originally Posted by St. Clown View Post
    One guy driving, a second on the handle bars, and the third riding in the b***h seat, to steal a biker gang term.

    Didn't you grow up when kids could still have fun on bikes?
    If the story happened here I wouldn't bat an eye. 3+ on a scooter is common place.

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    Re: What The Fark 5: I Can't Believe This Happened!

    PETA wants a memorial for lobsters.

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    Re: What The Fark 5: I Can't Believe This Happened!

    Quote Originally Posted by MissThundercat View Post
    PETA wants a memorial for lobsters.

    https://www.newscentermaine.com/arti...pill/588829436
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    Re: What The Fark 5: I Can't Believe This Happened!

    Quote Originally Posted by MissThundercat View Post
    PETA wants a memorial for lobsters.

    https://www.newscentermaine.com/arti...pill/588829436
    Maine DOT said no. It was all a publicity stunt anyway. They got folks to post the article everywhere and kept peta in the news

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    PETA is like the Westboro Baptists for animals.
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    Re: What The Fark 5: I Can't Believe This Happened!

    Quote Originally Posted by Brenthoven View Post
    PETA is like the Westboro Baptists for animals.
    Difference being the WBC doesn't kill gays....

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    Speaking of PETA. Born Free in the Crimea:


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    Quote Originally Posted by joecct View Post
    Speaking of PETA. Born Free in the Crimea:


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    Wow, Miss Michigan hammers her point home just by introducing herself:


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    Re: What The Fark 5: I Can't Believe This Happened!

    Well, this does sound believable...

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