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Thread: What The Fark 5: I Can't Believe This Happened!

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    Re: What The Fark 5: I Can't Believe This Happened!

    Quote Originally Posted by unofan View Post
    Already forgotten Puerto Rico?
    Everyone there moved to Florida. Ask the one Congressman.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kepler View Post
    The Germans have a word for everything.
    Steppenwolf did it one better:
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    Re: What The Fark 5: I Can't Believe This Happened!

    A white woman with a mixed race child (quoting now: "different skin color"), a child with a different surname, approaches an airline counter ...

    So, family vacation? Child abduction? Flagrant racism?

    http://sanfrancisco.cbslocal.com/201...er-infant-son/
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    Re: What The Fark 5: I Can't Believe This Happened!

    Quote Originally Posted by The Sicatoka View Post
    A white woman with a mixed race child (quoting now: "different skin color"), a child with a different surname, approaches an airline counter ...

    So, family vacation? Child abduction? Flagrant racism?

    http://sanfrancisco.cbslocal.com/201...er-infant-son/
    If it had been a black man with his white child he would have been murdered.

    But there is no systemic racism in this country.
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    Re: What The Fark 5: I Can't Believe This Happened!

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    Quote Originally Posted by St. Clown View Post
    Google Translate won't convert ScheiŖkopf from German to English.
    God forbid the kids learn dirty words in foreign languages using Google, instead of asking a pen pal, or looking it up in the translation dictionary like we used to.

    We earned our foreign giggles, dammit!
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    Quote Originally Posted by FadeToBlack&Gold View Post
    God forbid the kids learn dirty words in foreign languages using Google, instead of asking a pen pal, or looking it up in the translation dictionary like we used to.

    We earned our foreign giggles, dammit!
    Google Translate has no problem if you type "sh-t" into the English side. Scheisse pops right out on the German side.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kepler View Post
    Google Translate has no problem if you type "sh-t" into the English side. Scheisse pops right out on the German side.
    On seeing scheisse, the French merde leur pantalon. Then they surrender.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Sicatoka View Post
    A white woman with a mixed race child (quoting now: "different skin color"), a child with a different surname, approaches an airline counter ...

    So, family vacation? Child abduction? Flagrant racism?

    http://sanfrancisco.cbslocal.com/201...er-infant-son/
    She prolly looked republican

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    Re: What The Fark 5: I Can't Believe This Happened!

    Quote Originally Posted by mookie1995 View Post
    She prolly looked republican
    (Looks at photo.)

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    Re: What The Fark 5: I Can't Believe This Happened!

    Quote Originally Posted by joecct View Post
    On seeing scheisse, the French merde leur pantalon. Then they surrender.
    "This guy's got the right idea. He wore the brown pants."
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    Model citizen. This guy is my new hero.
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    Re: What The Fark 5: I Can't Believe This Happened!

    Quote Originally Posted by Kepler View Post
    Model citizen. This guy is my new hero.
    Knight was in court on a charge of possessing a firearm with intent to go armed.
    From a quick google this law seems like a good way to keep the blacks from carrying. I'd love to see some arrest stats on it.

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    Re: What The Fark 5: I Can't Believe This Happened!

    Buffalo Wild Wings twitter was hacked. Not sure how to post the screenshots here but it was pretty bad.

    One of my friends just became the Manager for Social Media Content. I'm guessing his Friday wasn't the best day of his life.

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    Re: What The Fark 5: I Can't Believe This Happened!

    Quote Originally Posted by cF[Authentic] View Post
    Buffalo Wild Wings twitter was hacked. Not sure how to post the screenshots here but it was pretty bad.

    One of my friends just became the Manager for Social Media Content. I'm guessing his Friday wasn't the best day of his life.
    Wow, that really sucks. You should take him out somewhere for a beer...
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    Quote Originally Posted by cF[Authentic] View Post
    Buffalo Wild Wings twitter was hacked. Not sure how to post the screenshots here but it was pretty bad.

    One of my friends just became the Manager for Social Media Content. I'm guessing his Friday wasn't the best day of his life.
    Wow, those were not good

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kepler View Post
    Wow, that really sucks. You should take him out somewhere for a beer...
    They managed to use the n word in a tweet about Madeline McCann

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    Re: What The Fark 5: I Can't Believe This Happened!

    She needed the Holy Hand Grenade of Damascus
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    Re: What The Fark 5: I Can't Believe This Happened!

    I saw more Leviís shirts in Amsterdam than in the last ten years combined.

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    Re: What The Fark 5: I Can't Believe This Happened!

    Quote Originally Posted by dxmnkd316 View Post
    I saw more Leviís shirts in Amsterdam than in the last ten years combined.
    Yeah being in Paris last month they're everywhere there. All I can think of, being a Bay Area resident, is "****ty football stadium".

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