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    Quote Originally Posted by burd View Post
    Hey. In Mrs. Milbrath's hands that 12 inch beige-colored eraser was almost as deadly as a handgun.
    Roman Catholic nuns (pre Vatican II) had a course during their novitiate years on throwing the eraser quickly and accurately.

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    I once had chalk thrown at me so hard it vaporized on the wall about a foot above my head. There wasn’t a piece larger than a quark left of that thing. I think the eraser followed it a month later.

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    My 7th grade math teacher once threw a large foam rock at one of my classmates who was acting up. Best part was his mom gave it to her expressly for that purpose.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dxmnkd316 View Post
    I once had chalk thrown at me so hard it vaporized on the wall about a foot above my head. There wasn’t a piece larger than a quark left of that thing. I think the eraser followed it a month later.
    Shatterproof rulers are not shatterproof. K-8 old school Roman Catholic school here.

    And I agree on the MI cop cars. I laughed so hard when I first saw them.
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    I actually prefer the old-school beacon. That, plus marked cars, make them that much easier to spot in speed traps.
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    Quote Originally Posted by FadeToBlack&Gold View Post
    I actually prefer the old-school beacon. That, plus marked cars, make them that much easier to spot in speed traps.
    For the cars to be ID'd (at least in MN), look at the hubcaps, and the lights in the bottom corners of the rear window. And the bumper guard on the front. Or the general plain-ness of the car (color, no stickers of any kind, basically TRYING to blend in). That's for UC's. Obviously reg cop cars are very identifiable.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dxmnkd316 View Post
    I once had chalk thrown at me so hard it vaporized on the wall about a foot above my head. There wasn’t a piece larger than a quark left of that thing. I think the eraser followed it a month later.
    Holy sh-t, they must have instructional league for that because exactly the same thing happened to me in CCD. You're not going to believe this but during catechism I was a bit of a smartas-s.

    Anyway, that sharp "snap" sound stays with me to this day. There is nothing like it. There's even a faint, high-pitched hum like a bullet.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MinnesotaNorthStar View Post
    My 7th grade math teacher once threw a large foam rock at one of my classmates who was acting up. Best part was his mom gave it to her expressly for that purpose.
    I know what I'm getting my daughter for her birthday. She just started teaching elementary school.
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    Quote Originally Posted by burd View Post
    Hey. In Mrs. Milbrath's hands that 12 inch beige-colored eraser was almost as deadly as a handgun.
    The one with the diagonal line through the middle and the two sides are slightly different shades? Man, memories.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kepler View Post
    Holy sh-t, they must have instructional league for that because exactly the same thing happened to me in CCD. You're not going to believe this but during catechism I was a bit of a smartas-s.

    Anyway, that sharp "snap" sound stays with me to this day. There is nothing like it. There's even a faint, high-pitched hum like a bullet.
    Possibly. But I went to a public school. .

    It was in middle school health class and the football coach was teaching.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kepler View Post
    I know what I'm getting my daughter for her birthday. She just started teaching elementary school.
    No higher calling. Some of her students will remember her for the rest of their lives.

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    Quote Originally Posted by burd View Post
    No higher calling. Some of her students will remember her for the rest of their lives.
    Not too fondly, I hope.
    It's a book of our true stories
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    Re: 0 Days Since Last Shooting: Guns, Guns, And More Guns

    As students walk, the teacher shooting spree continues.

    Teacher accidentally fires gun and injures student during safety lesson
    https://www.cnn.com/2018/03/14/us/ca...gun/index.html
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    Quote Originally Posted by 5mn_Major View Post
    As students walk, the teacher shooting spree continues.

    Teacher accidentally fires gun and injures student during safety lesson
    https://www.cnn.com/2018/03/14/us/ca...gun/index.html
    This is bringing a lot of the mental deficients to the fore, at least.
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    I am sure they are all just being manipulated though...
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    I thought they were all actors???

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    Just got a text and a call from my school, Northwestern U, that someone on campus has a gun and to seek shelter

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    Quote Originally Posted by Handyman View Post













    I am sure they are all just being manipulated though...
    Not a joke, just saw someone repost a Facebook saying kids were being forced to participate by administrators. SMDH

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    Quote Originally Posted by Deutsche Gopher Fan View Post
    Just got a text and a call from my school, Northwestern U, that someone on campus has a gun and to seek shelter

    "It's as if the Drumpf Administration is made up of the worst and unfunny parts of the Cleveland Browns, Washington Generals, and the alien Mon-Stars from Space Jam."
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    "It's as if the Drumpf Administration is made up of the worst and unfunny parts of the Cleveland Browns, Washington Generals, and the alien Mon-Stars from Space Jam."
    -aparch

    "Scenes in "Empire Strikes Back" that take place on the tundra planet Hoth were shot on the present-day site of Ralph Engelstad Arena."
    -INCH

    Of course I'm a fan of the Vikings. A sick and demented Masochist of a fan, but a fan none the less.
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