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  • Re: POTUS 45.29: Eggs and Tweet Storms for Breakfast

    "Does an immigrant **** in the woods?"
    What kind of cheese are you planning to put on top?

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    • Re: POTUS 45.29: Eggs and Tweet Storms for Breakfast

      Originally posted by rufus View Post
      "Does an immigrant **** in the woods?"
      Only the browns. Norwegian* immigrants don't sh-t at all.

      *Well, the lesbians anyway.
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      • Re: POTUS 45.29: Eggs and Tweet Storms for Breakfast

        Originally posted by MaizeRage View Post
        Rick Gates has pled guilty to "conspiracy against the United States". No word on if that's worse than "email stuff could have maybe gone wrong" or not. I'm guessing someone will be here shortly to tell us they're the same.
        The Story

        Former Trump campaign aide Rick Gates pleaded guilty Friday to conspiracy and to lying to investigators — even while he was negotiating a deal with prosecutors. It makes him the third associate of the president to strike a cooperation agreement with special counsel Robert Mueller.

        The agreement, which requires Gates to cooperate on "all matters" prosecutors deem relevant, turns up the pressure on Paul Manafort, a close business associate of Gates who was the chairman of the Trump campaign.

        It appears to be a good deal for both sides. Gates could get as little as probation if he keeps up his end of the bargain and Mueller's case from Manafort morphs from one built on paper evidence to one where the star witness worked hand-in-hand with the defendant.
        Paulie is sweating bullets...and Jared is probably chomping on Advil like it is candy!
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        • Re: POTUS 45.29: Eggs and Tweet Storms for Breakfast

          Guy lies to the feds while cutting a deal related to prior lying to the feds.

          Who could have seen that coming?

          This is why Mueller needs to get Dumpy in front of him, though. Just let the loathesome bloviaswine unwind on tape for five minutes and he'll lie his way into a lifetime sentence.
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          • Re: POTUS 45.29: Eggs and Tweet Storms for Breakfast

            Originally posted by Handyman View Post
            The Story



            Paulie is sweating bullets...and Jared is probably chomping on Advil like it is candy!
            I think Jared is probably too stupid to realize how deep in the **** he is. Donnie Jr. also.
            What kind of cheese are you planning to put on top?

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            • Re: POTUS 45.29: Eggs and Tweet Storms for Breakfast

              Originally posted by rufus View Post
              I think Jared is probably too stupid to realize how deep in the **** he is. Donnie Jr. also.
              Jared watched his dad go up. He knows sh-t can go sidewise quick.

              Don Jr. is too stupid to remember to breathe. He must have crib notes.
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              • Re: POTUS 45.29: Eggs and Tweet Storms for Breakfast

                Originally posted by rufus View Post
                But...................but......................... .....he had a GUN!!!!!

                All you need to stop a bad guy with a gun, is a good guy with a gun. Unless you need to wait for backup while 17 kids get slaughtered.
                I never was a believer of a "good guy with a guy will end the threat." I do believe that a good guy with a gun MIGHT MIGHT MIGHT MIGHT cause the threat to think twice before becoming a threat, if that makes sense.
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                • Re: POTUS 45.29: Eggs and Tweet Storms for Breakfast

                  Originally posted by Handyman View Post
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                  Paulie is sweating bullets...and Jared is probably chomping on Advil like it is candy!
                  He's a ****ing lawyer and doesn't know that you don't lie to the FBI? How stupid are these people, and how did they get a law degree?
                  **NOTE: The misleading post above was brought to you by Reynold's Wrap and American Steeples, makers of Crosses.

                  Originally Posted by dropthatpuck-Scooby's a lost cause.
                  Originally Posted by First Time, Long Time-Always knew you were nothing but a troll.

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                  • Re: POTUS 45.29: Eggs and Tweet Storms for Breakfast

                    Originally posted by Kepler View Post
                    Guy lies to the feds while cutting a deal related to prior lying to the feds.

                    Who could have seen that coming?

                    This is why Mueller needs to get Dumpy in front of him, though. Just let the loathesome bloviaswine unwind on tape for five minutes and he'll lie his way into a lifetime sentence.
                    Can you imagine having to be stuck in a room with him though? (I can cause I was!) Mueller might shoot himself...but the tapes will be must hear reading
                    "It's as if the Drumpf Administration is made up of the worst and unfunny parts of the Cleveland Browns, Washington Generals, and the alien Mon-Stars from Space Jam."
                    -aparch

                    "Scenes in "Empire Strikes Back" that take place on the tundra planet Hoth were shot on the present-day site of Ralph Engelstad Arena."
                    -INCH

                    Of course I'm a fan of the Vikings. A sick and demented Masochist of a fan, but a fan none the less.
                    -ScoobyDoo 12/17/2007

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                    • Re: POTUS 45.29: Eggs and Tweet Storms for Breakfast

                      Originally posted by ScoobyDoo View Post
                      He's a ****ing lawyer and doesn't know that you don't lie to the FBI? How stupid are these people, and how did they get a law degree?
                      Gates is not a lawyer. He has a Master of Public Policy from GW -- it's a credential degree they mail to you if you send them two box tops and a letter from a Senate subcommittee saying you're under investigation.

                      He did get his BA from William and Mary so he's probably not a complete moron, unless daddy bought his way in like Dumpy and Wharton.
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                      • Re: POTUS 45.29: Eggs and Tweet Storms for Breakfast

                        Originally posted by Kepler View Post
                        Gates is not a lawyer. He earned a Master of Public Policy from GW -- it's a degree they mail to you if you send them two box tops from a Senate subcommittee.

                        He did get his BA from William and Mary so he's probably not a complete moron, unless daddy bought his way in.
                        Hmmm. I thought someone told me he was a lawyer. He's just a Charisma dude then, like Dump.
                        **NOTE: The misleading post above was brought to you by Reynold's Wrap and American Steeples, makers of Crosses.

                        Originally Posted by dropthatpuck-Scooby's a lost cause.
                        Originally Posted by First Time, Long Time-Always knew you were nothing but a troll.

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                        • Re: POTUS 45.29: Eggs and Tweet Storms for Breakfast

                          Originally posted by Brenthoven View Post
                          I never was a believer of a "good guy with a guy will end the threat." I do believe that a good guy with a gun MIGHT MIGHT MIGHT MIGHT cause the threat to think twice before becoming a threat, if that makes sense.
                          That's an awful lot of "mights" there, son. So many as to almost be worthless.
                          What kind of cheese are you planning to put on top?

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                          • Re: POTUS 45.29: Eggs and Tweet Storms for Breakfast

                            Originally posted by rufus View Post
                            That's an awful lot of "mights" there, son. So many as to almost be worthless.
                            There is a lot of mights. Depends on the mentality of the shooter. If they are intent on death by cop, nothing will change. If they are just an angry individual, they might avoid a place that armed individuals are located.
                            Never really developed a taste for tequila. Kind of hard to understand how you make a drink out of something that sharp, inhospitable. Now, bourbon is easy to understand.
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                            • Re: POTUS 45.29: Eggs and Tweet Storms for Breakfast

                              On Wikipedia:

                              Richard W. Gates III (born April 27, 1972) is an American political consultant, lobbyist and convicted felon
                              oh my god that's great.
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                              • Re: POTUS 45.29: Eggs and Tweet Storms for Breakfast

                                That is awesome. If you plead guilty are you convicted yet?

                                Doesn't the judge actually have to sentence you?
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