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  • #76
    Re: NFL 2018.1 The off season

    Does anyone know of a comparable site to CapFriendly, but for the NFL? (Or MLB?)
    The preceding post may contain trigger words and is not safe-space approved. <-- Virtue signaling.

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    • #77
      Re: NFL 2018.1 The off season

      The correct answers.

      Best:

      1. Tide
      2. Ram Vikings
      3. Dirty Dancing
      4. Fire & Ice
      5. Pre-heroin Steven Tyler

      Worst:

      1. Bud Knight
      2. Eat Danny Devito
      3. Avocados

      Special Worst for Lynch the Corporate As-sholes:

      1. Ram MLK
      2. T-Mobile Nirvana
      3. Bud Water
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      • #78
        Re: NFL 2018.1 The off season

        Originally posted by The Sicatoka View Post
        Does anyone know of a comparable site to CapFriendly, but for the NFL? (Or MLB?)
        There is no cap in MLB, so no site for that.

        Edit: forgot about luxury tax. Whoops.
        Never really developed a taste for tequila. Kind of hard to understand how you make a drink out of something that sharp, inhospitable. Now, bourbon is easy to understand.
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        • #79
          Re: NFL 2018.1 The off season

          Originally posted by The Sicatoka View Post
          Does anyone know of a comparable site to CapFriendly, but for the NFL? (Or MLB?)
          For MLB, Cots.
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          • #80
            Re: NFL 2018.1 The off season

            Originally posted by Kepler View Post

            Special Worst for Lynch the Corporate As-sholes:

            3. Bud Water
            I'm not going to be as harsh on AB. In 1997, as we were spending warm spring days hauling waterlogged furniture, carpeting and appliances out of Grand Forks homes, it was a pleasant surprise to look out on the street corner and see towering pallets of cans of Bud water sitting there.
            That community is already in the process of dissolution where each man begins to eye his neighbor as a possible enemy, where non-conformity with the accepted creed, political as well as religious, is a mark of disaffection; where denunciation, without specification or backing, takes the place of evidence; where orthodoxy chokes freedom of dissent; where faith in the eventual supremacy of reason has become so timid that we dare not enter our convictions in the open lists, to win or lose.

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            • #81
              Re: NFL 2018.1 The off season

              Originally posted by SJHovey View Post
              I'm not going to be as harsh on AB. In 1997, as we were spending warm spring days hauling waterlogged furniture, carpeting and appliances out of Grand Forks homes, it was a pleasant surprise to look out on the street corner and see towering pallets of cans of Bud water sitting there.
              Good for them. Now give 10x as much. Or 100x. If for no other reason keep your dumbf-ck install base alive to drink more.

              But a Brazilian company doesn't really owe Americans anything I guess.
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              • #82
                Re: NFL 2018.1 The off season

                Originally posted by Kepler View Post
                But a Brazilian company doesn't really owe Americans anything I guess.
                I thought you liked diversity.

                Tom Brady likes Brazilians, or at least one of them.
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                • #83
                  Re: NFL 2018.1 The off season

                  Originally posted by The Sicatoka View Post
                  Tom Brady likes Brazilians, or at least one of them.
                  If he retires I give it a socially-decent three years before she takes the train. She's still got the looks for the Gross Old Groper circuit and his endorsements aren't going to pull in enough.
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                  • #84
                    Re: NFL 2018.1 The off season

                    Originally posted by Kepler View Post
                    Good for them. Now give 10x as much. Or 100x. If for no other reason keep your dumbf-ck install base alive to drink more.

                    But a Brazilian company doesn't really owe Americans anything I guess.
                    While I avoid InBev products when I can, I won't knock them for charitable donations. Wish they wouldn't pat themselves so hard on the back for it, but that's not exclusive to them in the corporate world.
                    Never really developed a taste for tequila. Kind of hard to understand how you make a drink out of something that sharp, inhospitable. Now, bourbon is easy to understand.
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                    • #85
                      Re: NFL 2018.1 The off season

                      Colts LB Edwin Jackson killed by illegal immigrant Manuel Orrego-Savala, who used a pseudonym, and has been covered up by the media as a "drunk driver". https://www.infowars.com/twice-depor...r-bowl-sunday/

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                      • #86
                        Re: NFL 2018.1 The off season

                        Have yet to see it from a reputable source, but Malcolm Butler supposedly missed curfew and also got caught w/ weed...

                        If true, dumbass got what he deserved...
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                        • #87
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                          Am I the only one who didn’t like the fire and ice ads?
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                          When the giraffes start building radio telescopes they can join too.
                          He's probably going to be a superstar but that man has more baggage than North West

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                          • #88
                            Re: NFL 2018.1 The off season

                            Originally posted by dxmnkd316 View Post
                            Am I the only one who didn’t like the fire and ice ads?
                            I didn't much care for them. Good idea, it just didn't really work out.

                            And as for Butler, he allegedly also melted down on the coaches.
                            Never really developed a taste for tequila. Kind of hard to understand how you make a drink out of something that sharp, inhospitable. Now, bourbon is easy to understand.
                            Tastes like a warm summer day. -Raylan Givens

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                            • #89
                              Re: NFL 2018.1 The off season

                              Originally posted by dxmnkd316 View Post
                              Am I the only one who didn’t like the fire and ice ads?
                              They were fine, they just weren't OMG!!!1!11. Dinklage was not as good as Freeman, but hey, I'm glad to see Shawty's getting the work.
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                              • #90
                                Re: NFL 2018.1 The off season

                                Pretty forgettable crop of ads this year. No one really took a risk, and those that did beat us over the head with the virtue signaling.

                                1) Eli going Patrick Swayze
                                2) Tide hijacking everything
                                3) Alexa losing her voice
                                4) Dinklage/Freeman

                                I can't recall any others. That's how forgettable they were.
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