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  • Re: NFL 2018.1 The off season

    Originally posted by Kepler View Post
    Not Garth Snow.
    This.
    **NOTE: The misleading post above was brought to you by Reynold's Wrap and American Steeples, makers of Crosses.

    Originally Posted by dropthatpuck-Scooby's a lost cause.
    Originally Posted by First Time, Long Time-Always knew you were nothing but a troll.

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      Dear god no Vikings.
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      May your paint thinner run dry and the fleas of a thousand camels infest your dead deer.
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      I don't even know how to classify magic vagina smoke babies..
      Originally posted by Kepler
      When the giraffes start building radio telescopes they can join too.
      He's probably going to be a superstar but that man has more baggage than North West

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        Originally posted by Twitch Boy View Post
        *Spongebob narrator* THREE SECONDS LATER...

        "Domino's, the official pizza sponsor of the NFL."
        Guessed wrong. Pizza Hut.
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          Originally posted by ShirtlessBob View Post
          Papa John's and the NFL have broken up.
          Smart move by Papa John's. The price tag keeps rising while viewership has plateaued, and will likely drop for the next few years as players continue to express themselves in ways that upset backwards billhillies.
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            Originally posted by St. Clown View Post
            Smart move by Papa John's. The price tag keeps rising while viewership has plateaued, and will likely drop for the next few years as players continue to express themselves in ways that upset backwards billhillies.
            That demo is tiny. And has almost zero spending power which is what the ad execs care about.
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            Originally posted by SanTropez
            May your paint thinner run dry and the fleas of a thousand camels infest your dead deer.
            Originally posted by bigblue_dl
            I don't even know how to classify magic vagina smoke babies..
            Originally posted by Kepler
            When the giraffes start building radio telescopes they can join too.
            He's probably going to be a superstar but that man has more baggage than North West

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              Originally posted by dxmnkd316 View Post
              That demo is tiny. And has almost zero spending power which is what the ad execs care about.
              Yet that sub-demo still inflates that 18-49 while male, which is what's used to sell ad time and sponsorship deals.
              "The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command." George Orwell, 1984

              "One does not simply walk into Mordor. Its Black Gates are guarded by more than just Orcs. There is evil there that does not sleep, and the Great Eye is ever watchful. It is a barren wasteland, riddled with fire and ash and dust, the very air you breathe is a poisonous fume." Boromir

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                And Pizza Hut signs on 24 hours later.
                Edit: and 3 minutes later, I read down.
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                  Jim Kelly’s cancer has returned.
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                  • Re: NFL 2018.1 The off season

                    Originally posted by Hammer View Post
                    Jim Kelly’s cancer has returned.
                    Saw that.
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                      @SInow: Ed Hochuli is holstering his guns after 25 years as an NFL ref
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                          Seahawks DE Michael Bennett traded to Eagles
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                          • Re: NFL 2018.1 The off season

                            Originally posted by jericho View Post
                            Seahawks DE Michael Bennett traded to Eagles
                            Huh. Alrighty then.

                            According to ESPN.com, the Eagles will get Bennett and a seventh-round pick in the deal while the Seahawks will walk away with receiver Marcus Johnson and a 2018 fifth-round pick.
                            Johnson is apparently nothing so this is a pure salary dump.

                            Next up: Richard Sherman to scare blonde bimbos in another city.

                            It was fun while it lasted. That dumb pass.

                            Follow up: explanation from Overthecap via Field Gulls:

                            Team saves $2.2M this year against the cap and the $3.45M it would cost to cut/trade him after the 2018 season
                            In other words, if the Seahawks kept Bennett this year, he would count $7,375,000 against the cap and would still have $3,450,000 remaining from his signing against the 2019-2020 caps.

                            By trading him now (before his $4M roster bonus is due), the team eats the remainder of his $5,175,000 from his signing bonus against the cap this year and then has no 2019 impact.
                            So this is about saving cap space in 2019. Unless Sherman is structured very differently it looks like a sell-off and amputating competing in 2018 to smooth the rebuild. It sucks but people age and get too expensive so I'm for it.

                            We are right against the cap even after this so it's not as if we're going to move up in the draft either.
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                              Yeah it was clearly a cap move. If Wilson is still making rookie money this doesn't happen and unsurprisingly he got traded to a team where the franchise QB is in that exact situation.

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                                The other shoe drops.

                                Thank you, Richard. I don't know what I liked most about you: that you made all the f-ckwits so scared and angry, or that for nearly a decade I absolutely could never remember your name as anything but "Jay Sherman."

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