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    POTUS 46:24 - Donald Trump! Superstar!!

    (Forum, Monday afternoon)

    Scooby:
    Good Kepler, the council waits for you
    The Liberals and press are here for you

    Kepler :
    Ah, gentlemen, you know why we are here
    We've not much time and quite a problem here

    Flag outside:
    Donald Trump! Superstar!

    unofan:
    Listen to that howling mob of blockheads in the street!
    A trick or two with Chinese and the whole town's on its feet

    All:
    He is dangerous

    Flag outside:
    Donald Trump Superstar
    Tell us that you're who we say you are

    All:
    He is dangerous

    Handyman:
    The man is in town right now to whip up some support

    mookie:
    A rabble rousing mission that I think we must abort

    All:
    He is dangerous

    Flag outside:
    Donald Trump Superstar!

    All:
    He is dangerous

    Handyman:
    Look Kepler, they're outside our yard

    Mookie:
    Quick, Kepler, go call Chuck Schumer

    Kepler:
    No, wait - we need a more permanent solution to our problem

    unofan:
    What then to do about Donald of Manhattan
    Miracle wonderman, hero of fools?

    Mookie:
    No riots, no army, no fighting, just slogans

    Kepler:
    One thing I'll say for him: Donald is cool

    unofan:
    We dare not leave him to his own devices
    His half-witted fans will get out of control

    Mookie:
    But how can we stop him? His glamor increases
    By leaps every minute; he's top of the poll

    Kepler:
    I see bad things arising: the crowd crown him king
    Which the Constitution does ban
    I see blood and destruction, our elimination
    Because of one man
    Blood and destruction because of one man

    All:
    Because, because, because of one man

    Kepler:
    Our elimination because of one man

    All:
    Because, because, because of one
    Cause of one, cause of one man

    Mookie:
    What then to do about this Donaldmania?

    unofan:
    How do we deal with the billionaire king?

    Mookie:
    Where do we start with a man who is bigger
    Than John was when John did his Camelot thing?

    Kepler:
    Fools! You have no perception!
    The stakes we are gambling are frightenly high!
    We must crush him completely
    So like John before him, the Donald must die
    For the sake of the nation, the Donald must die

    All:
    Must die, must die, the Donald must die

    Kepler:
    So like John before him, the Donald must die

    All:
    Must die, must die, the Donald must
    Donald must, Donald must die

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    Re: POTUS 46:24 - Donald Trump! Superstar!!

    Every time I look at him I don't understand.

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    I like Messiahs who aren't crucified.
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    And this, boys and girls, is how you troll.
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    Re: POTUS 46:24 - Donald Trump! Superstar!!

    Quote Originally Posted by Kepler View Post
    And this, boys and girls, is how you troll.
    They do have the best words.

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    Re: POTUS 46:24 - Donald Trump! Superstar!!

    Chorus of uneducated white women:

    Hey DT! DT! Will you grab my p*ssy!?
    Like that hoe Ivana hey, Superstar!
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    Re: POTUS 46:24 - Donald Trump! Superstar!!

    Closed Circuit to Brenthoven. This is why you're wrong.

    http://www.msn.com/en-us/movies/cele...b7Kz&ocid=iehp

    The full guardian interview here:

    https://www.theguardian.com/film/201...?CMP=edit_2221
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    Re: POTUS 46:24 - Donald Trump! Superstar!!

    wai- what?!
    It was an honor to present your colors, RPI. Let's Go 'TUTE!
    May 14th, 2011, 11:00 PM ET: 2147483647

    Quote Originally Posted by Rover View Post
    I'm not happy about it either, but Flag is correct (cue the Twilight Zone music!).
    Quote Originally Posted by French Rage View Post
    Ahh crap I agree exactly with what FlagDude said.
    Quote Originally Posted by jericho on rpitv's chat
    I never thought I would say this, but you are right.
    Quote Originally Posted by Handyman View Post
    And yet, even if Flaggy is complete tinfoil hat, every day it looks closer and closer to the truth.
    Quote Originally Posted by burd View Post
    So flaggy: you win.

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    Re: POTUS 46:24 - Donald Trump! Superstar!!

    Quote Originally Posted by ScoobyDoo View Post
    Closed Circuit to Brenthoven. This is why you're wrong.

    http://www.msn.com/en-us/movies/cele...b7Kz&ocid=iehp

    The full guardian interview here:

    https://www.theguardian.com/film/201...?CMP=edit_2221
    Sarandon is a lunatic Bern-out. We are still fracking, and we're closer to nuclear war than any time since the Cuban Missile Crisis.
    Michigan Tech: "Working with scraps and guys from places so remote that Houghton seems like a metropolis"

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    Re: POTUS 46:24 - Donald Trump! Superstar!!

    Quote Originally Posted by ScoobyDoo View Post
    Closed Circuit to Brenthoven. This is why you're wrong.

    http://www.msn.com/en-us/movies/cele...b7Kz&ocid=iehp

    The full guardian interview here:

    https://www.theguardian.com/film/201...?CMP=edit_2221
    So there's no lesson to be learned about not counting on the Bernie Bros showing up to the election, and instead try to encourage those squishy middle-of-the-road voters from casting some ballots your way?

    Okay...
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    Quote Originally Posted by FadeToBlack&Gold View Post
    Sarandon is a lunatic Bern-out. We are still fracking, and we're closer to nuclear war than any time since the Cuban Missile Crisis.
    .
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    Re: POTUS 46:24 - Donald Trump! Superstar!!

    Anyone else notice the thread title is 46? I also don't get the whole script at the beginning.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rover View Post
    I'm not happy about it either, but Flag is correct (cue the Twilight Zone music!).
    Quote Originally Posted by French Rage View Post
    Ahh crap I agree exactly with what FlagDude said.
    Quote Originally Posted by jericho on rpitv's chat
    I never thought I would say this, but you are right.
    Quote Originally Posted by Handyman View Post
    And yet, even if Flaggy is complete tinfoil hat, every day it looks closer and closer to the truth.
    Quote Originally Posted by burd View Post
    So flaggy: you win.

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    Quote Originally Posted by St. Clown View Post
    So there's no lesson to be learned about not counting on the Bernie Bros showing up to the election, and instead try to encourage those squishy middle-of-the-road voters from casting some ballots your way?

    Okay...
    Another one that learned nothing. These people were never going to vote for Hillary Clinton. There is your answer. Extrapolate from there.
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    We're not getting lofo whites back. We don't need them -- we only need to turn out the Dem base as in 2008 and 2012 and we can't be beaten.

    This is just like the Dixiecrats -- we shouldn't chase them, they're not coming back unless we compromise ourselves so much that we lose the interest of our base, in which case we lose.

    The Obama Strategy is the way forward -- appeal to liberals and give people reasons to vote for. Ignore the orcs, don't chase them. If they find something they like in our messaging as opposed to Republicans lying to them they can pull the correct lever.

    But our business should be delivering both the message (as Obama did) and results (as he did not) that our base wants. There are far more gettable votes for Democrats to our left than our right. About a third of this country does not vote because the two parties have been compromised by the 1%. We should be aiming for them.

    It's good politics and more importantly it's good for the country and the people as a whole. The rich have had their 40-year holiday. F-ck them.
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    Re: POTUS 46:24 - Donald Trump! Superstar!!

    Quote Originally Posted by FadeToBlack&Gold View Post
    Sarandon is a lunatic Bern-out. We are still fracking, and we're closer to nuclear war than any time since the Cuban Missile Crisis.
    Just shaking things up in Washington. It needs to be done.
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    Re: POTUS 46:24 - Donald Trump! Superstar!!

    Quote Originally Posted by Kepler View Post
    We're not getting lofo whites back. We don't need them -- we only need to turn out the Dem base as in 2008 and 2012 and we can't be beaten.

    This is just like the Dixiecrats -- we shouldn't chase them, they're not coming back unless we compromise ourselves so much that we lose the interest of our base, in which case we lose.

    The Obama Strategy is the way forward -- appeal to liberals and give people reasons to vote for. Ignore the orcs, don't chase them. If they find something they like in our messaging as opposed to Republicans lying to them they can pull the correct lever.

    But our business should be delivering both the message (as Obama did) and results (as he did not) that our base wants. There are far more gettable votes for Democrats to our left than our right. About a third of this country does not vote because the two parties have been compromised by the 1%. We should be aiming for them.

    It's good politics and more importantly it's good for the country and the people as a whole. The rich have had their 40-year holiday. F-ck them.
    Hillary could have won despite them not coming out to vote. She and Donna especially blew it by chasing votes in Georgia and Arizona. They needed fullscale get out of the vote operations in Michigan and Pennsylvania in particular and that would have put her over the top. Instead, they sat on their hands.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kepler View Post
    “You were here long before any of us were here,” Trump said, “although we have a representative in Congress who they say was here a long time ago. They call her ‘Pocahontas.’”
    I mean, does his attempt at an insult even make sense? "Here a long time ago"? That would make sense if she was really old or in the Senate a really long time. If you're going to result to childish name calling, at least take some pride in your work.

    From another article on it:

    The president also referred to White House chief of staff John Kelly as “chief.”

    “He’s the general and the chief,” Trump said during the event. “I said, how good were these code talkers? He said, ‘sir, you have no idea. You have no idea how great they were.’ ”
    Oratory worthy of Cicero!

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    Also, Trump held the media event, with Navajo code talkers standing/sitting next to him, in front of a portrait of Andrew Jackson.


    A reminder, Andrew Jackson was the President who signed the Indian Removal Act which lead to the mass deaths of many Cherokee Indians on the "Trail of Tears."

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    How do you say jack*** in Navajo?
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