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    Quote Originally Posted by ericredaxe View Post
    Of course he will pull it out...
    I don't think Moore has ever pulled it out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kepler View Post
    TEH DEBIL put those hussies in his path as a temptation. So really, Moore is the victim here...

    How did my Fox audition go?
    Welp, good enough for a spot on The Greg Gutfeld Show for a couple weeks. But you're going to have to step up your game to get onto The Ingraham Angle.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jerphisch View Post
    This take might land you a show starting at 2 am when your target audience has finally fallen asleep, and concluding at 4am right before they wake up to pee. For a better time slot you would need to blame Demoncrats, and to get in prime time you'd have to link it to 6HI6LLA6RY
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    Welp, good enough for a spot on The Greg Gutfeld Show for a couple weeks. But you're going to have to step up your game to get onto The Ingraham Angle.

    OK, how about this. Feminism and The Pill destroyed the American family and caused these girls to be running around the mall with sinful notions they picked up from The Liberal Media and the Homosexuals in Hollywood. If it weren't for Secular Humanist attacks on religion they would have been in church. Judge Moore was kindly volunteering to provide them with proper adult male supervision because their parents weren't exercising Personal Responsibility. Also, climate change is a hoax. Buy my book.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kepler View Post
    TEH DEBIL put those hussies in his path as a temptation. So really, Moore is the victim here...

    How did my Fox audition go?
    Jimmy Swaggert gives it two thumbs down...not enough crocodile tears!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kepler View Post
    OK, how about this. Feminism and The Pill destroyed the American family and caused these girls to be running around the mall with sinful notions they picked up from The Liberal Media and the Homosexuals in Hollywood. If it weren't for Secular Humanist attacks on religion they would have been in church. Judge Moore was kindly volunteering to provide them with proper adult male supervision because their parents weren't exercising Personal Responsibility. Also, climate change is a hoax. Buy my book.
    Not enough "and whatabout the Clintons and everything they have done".
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kepler View Post
    OK, how about this. Feminism and The Pill destroyed the American family and caused these girls to be running around the mall with sinful notions they picked up from The Liberal Media and the Homosexuals in Hollywood. If it weren't for Secular Humanist attacks on religion they would have been in church. Judge Moore was kindly volunteering to provide them with proper adult male supervision because their parents weren't exercising Personal Responsibility. Also, climate change is a hoax. Buy my book.
    Nope, you are not good at this at all. Here's what that headline should have been:
    "The democrats were running a child sex ring out of a pizza parlor, and now they are up in arms over Roy Moore going shopping in a mall?!?"

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    Quote Originally Posted by jerphisch View Post
    Nope, you are not good at this at all. Here's what that headline should have been:
    "The democrats were running a child sex ring out of a pizza parlor, and now they are up in arms over Roy Moore going shopping in a mall?!?"
    Well, bump Hannity to four nights a week, because here's the fifth night!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by jerphisch View Post
    Nope, you are not good at this at all. Here's what that headline should have been:
    "The democrats were running a child sex ring out of a pizza parlor, and now they are up in arms over Roy Moore going shopping in a mall?!?"
    Now THIS is the real issue here. Very well done.

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    So they're including a repeal of the individual mandate to free up more $$$$ for tax cuts and with McCain and Paul as yes, they have the 50+ Pence to pass it.
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    So they're including a repeal of the individual mandate to free up more $$$$ for tax cuts and with McCain and Paul as yes, they have the 50+ Pence to pass it.
    That will destroy the Affordable Care Act at the same time. Good job, Republicans.

    https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/con...verage-n820791

    WASHINGTON — To help pay for the GOP tax bill, Republican Senate leaders announced Tuesday that they plan to repeal the Affordable Care Act's requirement that Americans maintain health coverage. Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer, D-N.Y., said in a statement that Republicans were "so determined to provide tax giveaways to the rich that they’re willing to raise premiums on millions of middle-class Americans and kick 13 million people off their health care."
    In this case, Chuck is correct.
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    So they're including a repeal of the individual mandate to free up more $$$$ for tax cuts and with McCain and Paul as yes, they have the 50+ Pence to pass it.
    This is hilarious. They aren't even pretending anymore.

    The only question is are people paying enough attention to sweep them all out like the garbage they are in 2018? The GOP is betting democracy is dead and they can do anything they want, because the Echo Chamber will just straight up lie to their captives, the Court will approve any Jim Crow they can come up with, and their nofo voters will go on pulling the level for R. Baaaaaa.

    It's up to you conservatives out there. If you back this you at least will deserve the as-sf-cking you are going to get.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kepler View Post
    This is hilarious. They aren't even pretending anymore.

    The only question is are people paying enough attention to sweep them all out like the garbage they are in 2018? The GOP is betting democracy is dead and they can do anything they want, because the Echo Chamber will just straight up lie to their captives, the Court will approve any Jim Crow they can come up with, and their nofo voters will go on pulling the level for R. Baaaaaa.

    It's up to you conservatives out there. If you back this you at least will deserve the as-sf-cking you are going to get.
    It's also going to cut Medicare by $25 billion per year.
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    It's also going to cut Medicare by $25 billion per year.
    I don't suppose that affects the folks in the red belt.

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    So this is interesting: https://twitter.com/RepPeteKing/stat...36693643898880

    Things are going to start getting really fun when some of these Rs start to face consequences for their dumb decisions and safe seats start to feel not so safe.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MaizeRage View Post
    So this is interesting: https://twitter.com/RepPeteKing/stat...36693643898880

    Things are going to start getting really fun when some of these Rs start to face consequences for their dumb decisions and safe seats start to feel not so safe.
    Whoa.

    It's like there's an army of me on King's feed. That's gotta hurt.

    If Ryan loses every blue state Republican does he have enough for The Heist?
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    Limbaugh Says Moore Was a Democrat When He Attacked Those Girls

    And the sad thing is 35% of the country will believe it. Flaggy for sure will
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kepler View Post
    TEH DEBIL put those hussies in his path as a temptation. So really, Moore is the victim here...

    How did my Fox audition go?
    Moore is basically Frollo - if Princess Esmeralda was a teenage girl.

    Unfortunately, it's too much to hope he gets the Disney ending, as well.
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    Holy sh*t, Hannity folded like a cheap suit faster than a Washington Capitals playoff team.
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    So Moore holds a rally in a church surrounded by evangelicals, not sure how they still believe the scriptures as lightning didn't strike Moore during his sermon.
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