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  • Re: Hollywood Sexual Assault Thread: We needed one...

    Well Patrice did go to jail for rape...

    (retroactive withdrawing of consent by the "victim" got him railroaded)
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    • Originally posted by Handyman View Post
      Well Patrice did go to jail for rape...

      (retroactive withdrawing of consent by the "victim" got him railroaded)
      Also Massachusetts not having a close-in-age exception for statutory rape (he was 16, she was 15).
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      • Re: Hollywood Sexual Assault Thread: We needed one...

        Originally posted by Jimjamesak View Post
        Also Massachusetts not having a close-in-age exception for statutory rape (he was 16, she was 15).
        Whoa. It's statutory when both are underage? (Or was the age 16?)

        Really there should be a ratio test if they're going to use age at all. 16/15 is a helluva less serious than, say, 26/16. Or for that matter, 32/18.

        I believe the Muzzies use n/2 + 7 for what's OK.

        16/15
        18/16
        20/17
        22/18
        24/19
        26/20
        28/21
        30/22
        32/23
        34/24
        ...

        That seems pretty reasonable to me. If I see 33/19 I'm thinking of calling the cops.
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        • Re: Hollywood Sexual Assault Thread: We needed one...

          Trophy wife math!!!!
          a legend and an out of work bum look a lot alike, daddy.

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          • Re: Hollywood Sexual Assault Thread: We needed one...

            Originally posted by mookie1995 View Post
            Trophy wife math!!!!
            Trophy wives are n/3 + 7.

            42/21
            45/22
            48/23
            51/24
            54/25
            57/26
            60/27
            63/28
            66/29
            69/30
            ...

            99/40
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            • Re: Hollywood Sexual Assault Thread: We needed one...

              1/2+7 has always seemed reasonable. Though, as a 32-year-old, I still kind of cringe at the thought of dating a 23-year-old. That’s a recent college grad. I’m not even sure I trust them to vote at that age.
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              • Re: Hollywood Sexual Assault Thread: We needed one...

                Originally posted by dxmnkd316 View Post
                1/2+7 has always seemed reasonable. Though, as a 32-year-old, I still kind of cringe at the thought of dating a 23-year-old. That’s a recent college grad. I’m not even sure I trust them to vote at that age.
                I would say a 23-year old woman is as mature as a 32-year old man. They're both that bad.
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                • Re: Hollywood Sexual Assault Thread: We needed one...

                  Originally posted by Kepler View Post
                  I would say a 23-year old woman is as mature as a 32-year old man. They're both that bad.
                  Bite me, old fart. : D
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                  Originally posted by Kepler
                  When the giraffes start building radio telescopes they can join too.
                  He's probably going to be a superstar but that man has more baggage than North West

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                  • Re: Hollywood Sexual Assault Thread: We needed one...

                    Originally posted by dxmnkd316 View Post
                    Bite me, old fart. : D
                    That's harassment.
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                    • Re: Hollywood Sexual Assault Thread: We needed one...

                      Originally posted by St. Clown View Post
                      That's harassment.
                      Only if he didn't invite me.
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                      • Re: Hollywood Sexual Assault Thread: We needed one...

                        Originally posted by dxmnkd316 View Post
                        Bite me, old fart. : D
                        I can only judge by my own experience. At 32 I was still an emotional zygote. OTOH I have known 18-year olds who already had their sh-t together. Though, to be honest, not any males.
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                        • Originally posted by mookie1995 View Post
                          Trophy wife math!!!!
                          I believe bb_dl defined that as (n+18)-n.

                          Can also be adjusted to (n+21)-n.
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                          • Re: Hollywood Sexual Assault Thread: We needed one...

                            Originally posted by aparch View Post
                            I believe bb_dl defined that as (n+18)-n.
                            32/14. Roy Moore smiles.
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                            • Originally posted by Jimjamesak View Post
                              Also Massachusetts not having a close-in-age exception for statutory rape (he was 16, she was 15).
                              Former NHL goon Billy Tibbitts was also convicted of rape in Massachusetts in 1994. He was 17, and raped a 15 year old girl.
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                              • Originally posted by Kepler View Post
                                32/14. Roy Moore smiles.
                                On the upside, if that case could have one, at least Moore didn't use (n/2) - 7.
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