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  • #31
    Re: Airport "Security" -- 80% fail

    Just had a friend fly home from New Orleans to Chicago. Got selected for additional TSA testing as his carry on bag (with his passport from a cruise he was just on, additional cash, his wallet, and all other items from his pocket so it wouldn't get lost) were being run through the x-ray. Then, the TSA agents let an elderly handicapped woman cut ahead in line. Then, because she needed assistance, the whole family was allowed through. Buddy is still waiting to go grab his carry on and personal items.

    Two older women from the next line over (unrelated to buddy or the family allowed to cut) walk past the end of the conveyor with everyone's items backing up on it and grab my friends bag, before he can get it and disappear into the crowd. TSA agents told him "too bad, go file a police report." First sheriff officer he sees goes "Well, I haven't been told about a missing bag, go file a report first." To which my friend said "I'm asking to file the stolen bag report *NOW*." Second sheriff said "What do you want me to do?" and waited a half hour approaching TSA to check the video.

    Then goes back to my buddy and goes "Oh, it happened just like you said, yeah, lets get that report started for you."
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    • #32
      Re: Airport "Security" -- 80% fail

      Originally posted by aparch View Post
      Just had a friend fly home from New Orleans to Chicago. Got selected for additional TSA testing as his carry on bag (with his passport from a cruise he was just on, additional cash, his wallet, and all other items from his pocket so it wouldn't get lost) were being run through the x-ray. Then, the TSA agents let an elderly handicapped woman cut ahead in line. Then, because she needed assistance, the whole family was allowed through. Buddy is still waiting to go grab his carry on and personal items.

      Two older women from the next line over (unrelated to buddy or the family allowed to cut) walk past the end of the conveyor with everyone's items backing up on it and grab my friends bag, before he can get it and disappear into the crowd. TSA agents told him "too bad, go file a police report." First sheriff officer he sees goes "Well, I haven't been told about a missing bag, go file a report first." To which my friend said "I'm asking to file the stolen bag report *NOW*." Second sheriff said "What do you want me to do?" and waited a half hour approaching TSA to check the video.

      Then goes back to my buddy and goes "Oh, it happened just like you said, yeah, lets get that report started for you."
      We recruit them at malls.

      For reals. That's where your TSO comes from. These are the guys the army said, "I dunno..."
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      • #33
        Re: Airport "Security" -- 80% fail

        Originally posted by Kepler View Post
        We recruit them at malls.

        For reals. That's where your TSO comes from. These are the guys the army said, "I dunno..."
        Still, it has to get old going through those Iowans' bags filled with dildos, handcuffs, and pralines.

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        • #34
          Re: Airport "Security" -- 80% fail

          Originally posted by burd View Post
          Still, it has to get old going through those Iowans' bags filled with dildos, handcuffs, and pralines.
          says you!!!!


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          • #35
            Re: Airport "Security" -- 80% fail

            Originally posted by The Sicatoka View Post
            Psycho.
            Sorry. He wasn’t brown enough to be called a terrorist.
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            Originally posted by SanTropez
            May your paint thinner run dry and the fleas of a thousand camels infest your dead deer.
            Originally posted by bigblue_dl
            I don't even know how to classify magic vagina smoke babies..
            Originally posted by Kepler
            When the giraffes start building radio telescopes they can join too.
            He's probably going to be a superstar but that man has more baggage than North West

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            • #36
              Re: Airport "Security" -- 80% fail

              Originally posted by dxmnkd316 View Post
              Sorry. He wasn’t brown enough to be called a terrorist.
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              • #37
                Re: Airport "Security" -- 80% fail

                That picture is so perfect
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                Originally posted by SanTropez
                May your paint thinner run dry and the fleas of a thousand camels infest your dead deer.
                Originally posted by bigblue_dl
                I don't even know how to classify magic vagina smoke babies..
                Originally posted by Kepler
                When the giraffes start building radio telescopes they can join too.
                He's probably going to be a superstar but that man has more baggage than North West

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                • #38
                  Re: Airport "Security" -- 80% fail

                  President Spray-tan should be somewhere near Boner as well.

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                  • #39
                    Re: Airport "Security" -- 80% fail

                    Originally posted by FadeToBlack&Gold View Post
                    President Spray-tan should be somewhere near Boner as well.
                    The chart lacks enough orange.
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                    • #40
                      Re: Airport "Security" -- 80% fail

                      Originally posted by dxmnkd316 View Post
                      That picture is so perfect
                      I think Maize had a better one from the Family Guy or something.
                      That community is already in the process of dissolution where each man begins to eye his neighbor as a possible enemy, where non-conformity with the accepted creed, political as well as religious, is a mark of disaffection; where denunciation, without specification or backing, takes the place of evidence; where orthodoxy chokes freedom of dissent; where faith in the eventual supremacy of reason has become so timid that we dare not enter our convictions in the open lists, to win or lose.

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                      • #41
                        Re: Airport "Security" -- 80% fail

                        Originally posted by SJHovey View Post
                        I think Maize had a better one from the Family Guy or something.
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                        • #42
                          Re: Airport "Security" -- 80% fail

                          No. Absolutely no.

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                          • #43
                            Originally posted by joecct View Post
                            No. Absolutely no.

                            https://www.washingtonpost.com/world...=.58d770f3d6b1
                            The problem is, they can.
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                            • #44
                              Re: Airport "Security" -- 80% fail

                              Originally posted by Russell Jaslow View Post
                              The problem is, they can.
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                              • #45
                                Re: Airport "Security" -- 80% fail

                                Mookie would get his back in the mail in 5 days
                                a legend and an out of work bum look a lot alike, daddy.

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