Once upon time, a certain someone ranked all the professional franchises based on their championship history and much hilarity ensued. I feel it appropriate to do a redux since its 2017, and times have changed so its high time to revisit this. Number 122 will be come up shortly.
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What are we counting as professional?PSNetwork / XBOX GamerTag: xJeris
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Originally posted by JF_Gophers View PostWhat are we counting as professional?
Cornell '04, Stanford '06
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Originally posted by JF_Gophers View PostWhat are we counting as professional?U-A-A!!!Go!Go!GreenandGold!
Applejack Tells You How UAA Is Doing...
I spell Failure with UAF
Originally posted by UAFIceAngelBut let's be real...There are 40 some other teams and only two alaskan teams...the day one of us wins something big will be the day I transfer to UAAOriginally posted by Doyle WoodyBest sign by a visting Seawolf fan Friday went to a young man who held up a piece of white poster board that read: "YOU CAN'T SPELL FAILURE WITHOUT UAF."
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Last edited by Kepler; 10-10-2017, 12:38 PM.Cornell University
National Champion 1967, 1970
ECAC Champion 1967, 1968, 1969, 1970, 1973, 1980, 1986, 1996, 1997, 2003, 2005, 2010
Ivy League Champion 1966, 1967, 1968, 1969, 1970, 1971, 1972, 1973, 1977, 1978, 1983, 1984, 1985, 1996, 1997, 2002, 2003, 2004, 2005, 2012, 2014, 2018, 2019, 2020
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122. Los Angeles Clippers
aka....San Diego Clippers, Buffalo Braves,
Why?...Before 2011, this organization was the biggest joke in professional sports. The Clips have since moved up to mid-card status in the NBA with the additions of Blake Griffin and Chris Paul.
The Good....They once knocked out the Spurs in the first round of the playoffs.
The Bad....They never knocked anyone out in the second round of the playoffs.
The Ugly....they forced the teams owner Donald Sterling to sell the team due to his history of sexual and racial discrimination.
Where they play? Staples Center, where they are fourth biggest attraction after the Lakers, Kings, and Sparks but do get a nice discount on office supplies
Owner: Steve Ballmer who did Microsoft Stuff
Coach: Doc Rivers, who btw is not a doctor or a body of water
Top Current Player: Blake Griffin who I feel would make a funny Family Guy cameo
Hall of Famer...Bill Walton disappeared while playing for the Clippers before his previous life with the Trailblazers and his later life with the '86 CelticsNobody ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the American people.
—H. L. Mencken
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121. Seattle Mariners
Why?...Took almost 20 seasons in existence before having a winning season. Has largely been irrelevant for the past 15 seasons.
The Good....They once won 116 games in one season.
The Bad....They never won the pennant.
The Ugly....Nintendo owns 10 percent of the team, yet no one ever named Mario was ever super on the Mariners.
Where they play? Safeco Field (until next year). When the original Kingdome was falling apart, ownership threatened to move. Originally the public rejected funding for a new stadium. When the Mariners went to the playoffs for the first time, the public changed their mind.
Owner: John W. Stantion owns 90 percent of the team, making his money doing wireless stuff.
Manager: Scott Servais, a journeyman catcher in the 90's in his second season managing the Mariners
Top Current Player: Felix Hernandez, it should be noted that 90% of his body is covered in a neck tattoo
Hall of Famer...Ken Griffey Jr., Jr made the Mariners relevant for the first time in their franchise history hitters dingers and dongers in his prime. The Mariners have had their own set of stars in Ichiro, A-Rod, and Edgar Martinez, however the franchise has been irrelevant.Nobody ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the American people.
—H. L. Mencken
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Originally posted by CommAvHusky View Post121. Seattle MarinersCornell University
National Champion 1967, 1970
ECAC Champion 1967, 1968, 1969, 1970, 1973, 1980, 1986, 1996, 1997, 2003, 2005, 2010
Ivy League Champion 1966, 1967, 1968, 1969, 1970, 1971, 1972, 1973, 1977, 1978, 1983, 1984, 1985, 1996, 1997, 2002, 2003, 2004, 2005, 2012, 2014, 2018, 2019, 2020
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TBF, Ichiro will be in the Hall soon and Edgar should be but, yeah the Mariners have been largely irrelevant.U-A-A!!!Go!Go!GreenandGold!
Applejack Tells You How UAA Is Doing...
I spell Failure with UAF
Originally posted by UAFIceAngelBut let's be real...There are 40 some other teams and only two alaskan teams...the day one of us wins something big will be the day I transfer to UAAOriginally posted by Doyle WoodyBest sign by a visting Seawolf fan Friday went to a young man who held up a piece of white poster board that read: "YOU CAN'T SPELL FAILURE WITHOUT UAF."
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Originally posted by Jimjamesak View PostTBF, Ichiro will be in the Hall soon and Edgar should be but, yeah the Mariners have been largely irrelevant.Cornell University
National Champion 1967, 1970
ECAC Champion 1967, 1968, 1969, 1970, 1973, 1980, 1986, 1996, 1997, 2003, 2005, 2010
Ivy League Champion 1966, 1967, 1968, 1969, 1970, 1971, 1972, 1973, 1977, 1978, 1983, 1984, 1985, 1996, 1997, 2002, 2003, 2004, 2005, 2012, 2014, 2018, 2019, 2020
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