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  • #76
    Re: The collective Minnesota / Wisconsin / North Dakota drunk thread

    Originally posted by JF_Gophers View Post
    Maybe illegal moonshine isnt counted.
    Or heroin is really cutting into the liquor biz.
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    • #77
      Re: The collective Minnesota / Wisconsin / North Dakota drunk thread

      Originally posted by Kepler View Post
      50 and 49? I call BS.
      If the people aren't literate enough to take the survey, they're not counted, and hence lower reported rates.
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      • #78
        Re: The collective Minnesota / Wisconsin / North Dakota drunk thread

        Originally posted by St. Clown View Post
        If the people aren't literate enough to take the survey, they're not counted, and hence lower reported rates.
        And the doctors aren't literate to record the alcohol-related deaths. Or they put it down to "Satan."

        OK. Now I'm tracking.
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        • #79
          Re: The collective Minnesota / Wisconsin / North Dakota drunk thread

          OK, locals. Tell me something about Moorhead.
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          • #80
            Re: The collective Minnesota / Wisconsin / North Dakota drunk thread

            Originally posted by Kepler View Post
            OK, locals. Tell me something about Moorhead.
            Trump country.
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            • #81
              Re: The collective Minnesota / Wisconsin / North Dakota drunk thread

              Originally posted by Kepler View Post
              OK, locals. Tell me something about Moorhead.
              It's flat, and sits on the eastern side of the Red River, the river that forms much of the border between MN and ND.

              Also, the people in the car were both from eastern WI, a good 9- to 10-hour drive east of Moorehead along I-94.
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              "One does not simply walk into Mordor. Its Black Gates are guarded by more than just Orcs. There is evil there that does not sleep, and the Great Eye is ever watchful. It is a barren wasteland, riddled with fire and ash and dust, the very air you breathe is a poisonous fume." Boromir

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              • #82
                Originally posted by St. Clown View Post
                It's flat, and sits on the eastern side of the Red River, the river that forms much of the border between MN and ND.

                Also, the people in the car were both from eastern WI, a good 9- to 10-hour drive east of Moorehead along I-94.
                Can't fault anyone for fleeing Wisconsin.
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                • #83
                  Originally posted by Kepler View Post
                  OK, locals. Tell me something about Moorhead.
                  Across the river is Fargo, ND. Matt Cullen is from there. There's a state college, mascot is the Dragons. That's about it.
                  the state of hockey is good

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                  • #84
                    Originally posted by state of hockey View Post
                    Across the river is Fargo, ND. Matt Cullen is from there. There's a state college, mascot is the Dragons. That's about it.
                    HS nickname is the Spuds.
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                    • #85
                      Re: The collective Minnesota / Wisconsin / North Dakota drunk thread

                      Originally posted by St. Clown View Post
                      It's flat, and sits on the eastern side of the Red River, the river that forms much of the border between MN and ND.

                      Also, the people in the car were both from eastern WI, a good 9- to 10-hour drive east of Moorehead along I-94.
                      Yeah, this does appear to be a Wisco, not a Minny, story.
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                      • #86
                        Re: The collective Minnesota / Wisconsin / North Dakota drunk thread

                        Originally posted by Kepler View Post
                        OK, locals. Tell me something about Moorhead.
                        They have a phenomenal brewery by the name of Junkyard.
                        Never really developed a taste for tequila. Kind of hard to understand how you make a drink out of something that sharp, inhospitable. Now, bourbon is easy to understand.
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                        • #87
                          Re: The collective Minnesota / Wisconsin / North Dakota drunk thread

                          Wisco sets its sights on Baltimore.
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                          • #88
                            Re: The collective Minnesota / Wisconsin / North Dakota drunk thread

                            aka the Women's NC Frozen Four
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                            • #89
                              Re: The collective Minnesota / Wisconsin / North Dakota drunk thread

                              North Dakota doesn’t have a women’s team anymore.
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                              • #90
                                Re: The collective Minnesota / Wisconsin / North Dakota drunk thread

                                Gonna have to add the UP next thread.

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