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  • #61
    Re: The collective Minnesota / Wisconsin / North Dakota drunk thread

    Originally posted by Kepler View Post
    They'd have been better had they lost.
    You sure you're not from Boston?

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    • #62
      Re: The collective Minnesota / Wisconsin / North Dakota drunk thread

      Originally posted by Slap Shot View Post
      You sure you're not from Boston?
      No reason to be insulting.
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      • #63
        Re: The collective Minnesota / Wisconsin / North Dakota drunk thread

        The rare Maine challenge to the Nordic Troika, but it's a strong one.

        BELFAST, Maine (AP) — Police in Maine have accused a man of punching himself in the face three times to avoid a sobriety test.

        Police in the town of Belfast say they found 27-year-old Brian Fogg in his car, stuck in a ditch last week.

        WGME-TV reports police said when they tried to test for his blood-alcohol level, Fogg punched himself in the face, causing himself to bleed. Police tended to his injuries instead of giving him the test, but later charged him with operating under the influence, falsifying physical evidence and criminal mischief.
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        • #64
          Re: The collective Minnesota / Wisconsin / North Dakota drunk thread

          Originally posted by Kepler View Post
          ...and criminal mischief
          Just the thought of this guy punching himself in the face while reading these words made me giggle like a kid. If it had gotten sexual would they add a charge of, "hanky panky"?

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          • #65
            Re: The collective Minnesota / Wisconsin / North Dakota drunk thread

            Originally posted by Slap Shot View Post
            Just the thought of this guy punching himself in the face while reading these words made me giggle like a kid. If it had gotten sexual would they add a charge of, "hanky panky"?
            Interesting. Are you suggesting self flagellating hanky self panky?
            Last edited by burd; 01-24-2018, 03:38 PM.

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            • #66
              Re: The collective Minnesota / Wisconsin / North Dakota drunk thread

              Originally posted by burd View Post
              Interesting. Are you suggesting self flagellating hanky self panky?
              One could only hope.

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              • #67
                Re: The collective Minnesota / Wisconsin / North Dakota drunk thread

                Originally posted by burd View Post
                Interesting. Are you suggesting self flagellating hanky self panky?
                Didn't that kill Kwai Chang Caine?
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                • #68
                  Re: The collective Minnesota / Wisconsin / North Dakota drunk thread

                  Originally posted by Kepler View Post
                  Didn't that kill Kwai Chang Caine?
                  This read-Kep-open-google cycle is eroding my self confidence.

                  If he were a gopher fan, I tell my wife to just shoot me and throw me over the fence.
                  Last edited by burd; 01-24-2018, 05:52 PM.

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                  • #69
                    Re: The collective Minnesota / Wisconsin / North Dakota drunk thread

                    OK, I'm declaring "it's freakin' Minot" on this one.
                    http://www.grandforksherald.com/news...injuring-clerk

                    Those of you who know, know.
                    The preceding post may contain trigger words and is not safe-space approved. <-- Virtue signaling.

                    North Dakota Hockey:

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                    • #70
                      Re: The collective Minnesota / Wisconsin / North Dakota drunk thread

                      Originally posted by The Sicatoka View Post
                      OK, I'm declaring "it's freakin' Minot" on this one.
                      http://www.grandforksherald.com/news...injuring-clerk

                      Those of you who know, know.
                      From the article:

                      and heard her talk on her phone about the crash outside her door.
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                      • #71
                        Re: The collective Minnesota / Wisconsin / North Dakota drunk thread

                        Minny couple in heartwarming tale. Why people gotta be so judgy?
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                        • #72
                          Re: The collective Minnesota / Wisconsin / North Dakota drunk thread

                          28 and counting
                          http://kfgo.com/news/articles/2018/f...wi-conviction/
                          Fly Eagles Fly!!!

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                          • #73
                            Re: The collective Minnesota / Wisconsin / North Dakota drunk thread

                            Drunkest States

                            You know who the top 2 are...
                            https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/...tes/406342002/

                            Nice job upper midwest! Dominate that top 10!
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                            • #74
                              Re: The collective Minnesota / Wisconsin / North Dakota drunk thread

                              Originally posted by JF_Gophers View Post
                              Drunkest States

                              You know who the top 2 are...
                              https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/...tes/406342002/

                              Nice job upper midwest! Dominate that top 10!
                              50 and 49? I call BS.
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                              • #75
                                Originally posted by Kepler View Post
                                50 and 49? I call BS.
                                Maybe illegal moonshine isnt counted.
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