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  • #31
    Re: The collective Minnesota / Wisconsin / North Dakota drunk thread

    Valid points. It’s also possible his buddies heard there was a fresh deer up the road or a paint thinner truck tipped on the freeway.
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    Originally posted by SanTropez
    May your paint thinner run dry and the fleas of a thousand camels infest your dead deer.
    Originally posted by bigblue_dl
    I don't even know how to classify magic vagina smoke babies..
    Originally posted by Kepler
    When the giraffes start building radio telescopes they can join too.
    He's probably going to be a superstar but that man has more baggage than North West

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    • #32
      Re: The collective Minnesota / Wisconsin / North Dakota drunk thread

      Nah... you don't hold out for thinner.

      There's always room for more.

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      • #33
        Re: The collective Minnesota / Wisconsin / North Dakota drunk thread

        Honorable mention.

        Huge editorial kudos for that photo.
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        • #34
          Re: The collective Minnesota / Wisconsin / North Dakota drunk thread

          Originally posted by Kepler View Post
          Honorable mention.

          Huge editorial kudos for that photo.

          Yeah, but did he shag it?

          Freaking amateur hour over in Michigan.

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          • #35
            Re: The collective Minnesota / Wisconsin / North Dakota drunk thread

            Originally posted by Gurtholfin View Post
            Yeah, but did he shag it?

            Freaking amateur hour over in Michigan.
            This apparently was not the UP.
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            • #36
              Re: The collective Minnesota / Wisconsin / North Dakota drunk thread

              Upstate NY. I thought it was Meth...

              http://www.watertowndailytimes.com/n...&template=mwdt
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              - Benjamin Franklin

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              • #37
                Re: The collective Minnesota / Wisconsin / North Dakota drunk thread

                Originally posted by joecct View Post
                Upstate NY. I thought it was Meth...

                http://www.watertowndailytimes.com/n...&template=mwdt
                Cherryjack and applejack. Those who know can crank it up to 100 proof.
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                • #38
                  Re: The collective Minnesota / Wisconsin / North Dakota drunk thread

                  At the Milwaukee bound gate at Denver airport. Worn shoes, caps, and containers of bad junk food. My people.

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                  • #39
                    Re: The collective Minnesota / Wisconsin / North Dakota drunk thread

                    Originally posted by burd View Post
                    At the Milwaukee bound gate at Denver airport. Worn shoes, caps, and containers of bad junk food. My people.
                    One of my favorite moments with Dr. Mrs. About 8 years ago, coming back from an idyllic vacation in Lake Louise. We're in the Calgary airport at the gate waiting for our flight to Newark. Two fat guys, one with a (football) Giants sweatshirt and one wearing a Jeter jersey, are jawing, and she turns to me and offers some nice words about New Yorkers.

                    At that moment they get into a slap fight that ends with one taking the other to the floor and then both wives/daughters/girlfriends/hookers/it's all the same on Staten Island jumping in and slapping them on their heads while screaming like wildebeests.

                    I turned on my heel and told Dr. Mrs. over my shoulder, "I'll be in the bar."

                    Never been prouder of My People in my life.
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                    • #40
                      Re: The collective Minnesota / Wisconsin / North Dakota drunk thread

                      Sounds like Boston or Jersey.

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                      • #41
                        Re: The collective Minnesota / Wisconsin / North Dakota drunk thread

                        Originally posted by Slap Shot View Post
                        Sounds like Boston or Jersey.
                        The whole corridor from Boston to DC is loathsome.

                        Pack too many rats into the cage and they become vicious.
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                        • #42
                          Originally posted by Kepler View Post
                          The whole corridor from Boston to DC is loathsome.

                          Pack too many rats into the cage and they become vicious.
                          Get them on the Cross Bronx Expressway (HAH!) and it becomes survival of the fittest.
                          CCT '77 & '78
                          4 kids
                          5 grandsons (BCA 7/09, CJA 5/14, JDL 8/14, JFL 6/16, PJL 7/18)
                          1 granddaughter (EML 4/18)

                          ”Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both.”
                          - Benjamin Franklin

                          Banned from the St. Lawrence University Facebook page - March 2016 (But I got better).

                          I want to live forever. So far, so good.

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                          • #43
                            Re: The collective Minnesota / Wisconsin / North Dakota drunk thread

                            A nipple slayer you say
                            http://740thefan.com/news/articles/2...omans-nipples/
                            Fly Eagles Fly!!!

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                            • #44
                              Re: The collective Minnesota / Wisconsin / North Dakota drunk thread

                              Disappointed!
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                              • #45
                                Re: The collective Minnesota / Wisconsin / North Dakota drunk thread

                                Originally posted by icehawk View Post
                                How the hell could he have a valid drivers license when arrested?
                                Minnesota Nice.

                                Next question.
                                The preceding post may contain trigger words and is not safe-space approved. <-- Virtue signaling.

                                North Dakota Hockey:

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