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  • #121
    Re: The collective Minnesota / Wisconsin / North Dakota drunk thread

    Originally posted by Kepler View Post
    We have the money to buy houses in Canada. The flyovers, on the other hand, will be dead, because global warming will turn that entire red circle into a desert.
    I don't know, I just sat in on a lecture on Monday about how people are going to be noticing that Lake Superior exists pretty soon. And we have a lot of guns.
    Huskies are very intelligent and trainable. Huskies make an excellent jogging companion, as long as it is not too hot. Grooming is minimal; bathing is normally unnecessary.
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    • #122
      Re: The collective Minnesota / Wisconsin / North Dakota drunk thread

      Originally posted by Kepler View Post
      OK, tell me about Westland.
      I don't think it's allowed.
      Huskies are very intelligent and trainable. Huskies make an excellent jogging companion, as long as it is not too hot. Grooming is minimal; bathing is normally unnecessary.
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      • #123
        Re: The collective Minnesota / Wisconsin / North Dakota drunk thread

        Originally posted by geezer View Post
        I don't know, I just sat in on a lecture on Monday about how people are going to be noticing that Lake Superior exists pretty soon. And we have a lot of guns.
        And we have 195 F-22 Raptors.

        Ask the Chippewa how that goes.
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        • #124
          Re: The collective Minnesota / Wisconsin / North Dakota drunk thread

          Originally posted by Kepler View Post
          And we have 195 F-22 Raptors.

          Ask the Chippewa how that goes.
          Sorry, those are ours also. "some of the lowest rates of state-by-state enlistment are in New England and the Northeast"
          The hemp-sandal wearing weenies from the coasts won't last a week in a refugee situation.
          Huskies are very intelligent and trainable. Huskies make an excellent jogging companion, as long as it is not too hot. Grooming is minimal; bathing is normally unnecessary.
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          • #125
            Re: The collective Minnesota / Wisconsin / North Dakota drunk thread

            Originally posted by Kepler View Post
            We have the money to buy houses in Canada.
            The Coasties wouldn't last half a Manitoba winter (because the rest of Canada flooded out in the scenario).
            The preceding post may contain trigger words and is not safe-space approved. <-- Virtue signaling.

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            • #126
              Re: The collective Minnesota / Wisconsin / North Dakota drunk thread

              Originally posted by Kepler View Post
              And we have 195 F-22 Raptors.

              Ask the Chippewa how that goes.
              F-22s? < scoff >

              Ask Hiroshima and Nagasaki if you wanna mess with North Dakota.
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              • #127
                Re: The collective Minnesota / Wisconsin / North Dakota drunk thread

                Originally posted by The Sicatoka View Post
                The Coasties wouldn't last half a Manitoba winter (because the rest of Canada flooded out in the scenario).
                Oh, son. You have never been to Potsdam.
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                • #128
                  Re: The collective Minnesota / Wisconsin / North Dakota drunk thread

                  Originally posted by Kepler View Post
                  Oh, son. You have never been to Potsdam.
                  Potsdam? < scoff > That's Coastie winter. (Remember, I do have a master's from RPI.)

                  Manitoba winter.

                  And just so you're prepared: -40F == -40C

                  I've seen the thermometer in person.
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                  • #129
                    Re: The collective Minnesota / Wisconsin / North Dakota drunk thread

                    Originally posted by The Sicatoka View Post
                    Potsdam? < scoff > That's Coastie winter. (Remember, I do have a master's from RPI.)

                    Manitoba winter.

                    And just so you're prepared: -40F == -40C

                    I've seen the thermometer in person.
                    The coldest recorded temperature in US history is coastie.
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                    • #130
                      Re: The collective Minnesota / Wisconsin / North Dakota drunk thread

                      Originally posted by Kepler View Post
                      The coldest recorded temperature in US history is coastie.
                      Nobody lives there.
                      That's an observation outpost.

                      People live in Flin Flon.
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                      • #131
                        Re: The collective Minnesota / Wisconsin / North Dakota drunk thread

                        Originally posted by The Sicatoka View Post
                        Nobody lives there.
                        That's an observation outpost.

                        People live in Flin Flon.
                        Call that living?

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                        • #132
                          Re: The collective Minnesota / Wisconsin / North Dakota drunk thread

                          Originally posted by Kepler View Post
                          Call that living?

                          That's where you said you'd be buyin' real estate. Just makin' sure you're ready.
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                          • #133
                            Re: The collective Minnesota / Wisconsin / North Dakota drunk thread

                            Originally posted by The Sicatoka View Post
                            That's where you said you'd be buyin' real estate. Just makin' sure you're ready.
                            Once Pruitt gets through with it:

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                            • #134
                              Re: The collective Minnesota / Wisconsin / North Dakota drunk thread

                              Originally posted by burd View Post
                              It has a generic small town hockey rink and cross country course (with lots of geese flying around) and, it appears, a struggling white supremacist organization.
                              Don't forget the ShopKo.

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                              • #135
                                Re: The collective Minnesota / Wisconsin / North Dakota drunk thread

                                Originally posted by jen View Post
                                Don't forget the ShopKo.
                                There's always a ShopKo. It's the generic Walmart. Yes, folks, you read that right.
                                Never really developed a taste for tequila. Kind of hard to understand how you make a drink out of something that sharp, inhospitable. Now, bourbon is easy to understand.
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