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    Because it's too difficult to find the appropriate one when you need it.

    Our pilot episode. I'm gonna guess that New York Mills makes Mankato look like Paris.
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    Originally posted by Kepler View Post
    Because it's too difficult to find the appropriate one when you need it.

    Our pilot episode. I'm gonna guess that New York Mills makes Mankato look like Paris.
    How the hell could he have a valid drivers license when arrested? Sure it was restricted but still. That's not right.
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    • #3
      Re: The collective Minnesota / Wisconsin / North Dakota drunk thread

      How dare you lump us in with those cretins.

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      • #4
        Re: The collective Minnesota / Wisconsin / North Dakota drunk thread

        Originally posted by Kepler View Post
        Because it's too difficult to find the appropriate one when you need it.

        Our pilot episode. I'm gonna guess that New York Mills makes Mankato look like Paris.
        If your middle name is Ray, Lee or LeRoy, there is a 91.332% chance you have spent or will spend time behind bars. You can look it up.
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        • #5
          Re: The collective Minnesota / Wisconsin / North Dakota drunk thread

          Originally posted by SJHovey View Post
          If your middle name is Ray, Lee or LeRoy, there is a 91.332% chance you have spent or will spend time behind bars. You can look it up.
          I knew a white guy in college whose first name was Leroy. What are his odds? Mind you, this was SCSU, so...
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          • #6
            Re: The collective Minnesota / Wisconsin / North Dakota drunk thread

            Originally posted by St. Clown View Post
            I knew a white guy in college whose first name was Leroy. What are his odds? Mind you, this was SCSU, so...
            I found a pretty good one. From Wisconsin, to keep with the theme. It looks like the Asian more than outweighed the Leroy.
            Last edited by Kepler; 10-04-2017, 04:48 PM.
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            • #7
              Re: The collective Minnesota / Wisconsin / North Dakota drunk thread

              The drunkest cities in the US:

              #1 Green Bay
              #2 Eau Claire
              #3 Appleton
              #4 Madison
              #6 Oshkosh
              #9 Wausau
              #10 Lacrosse

              I think WI just ran out of cities.

              https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/...ica/347923001/
              Go Gophers!

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              • #8
                Re: The collective Minnesota / Wisconsin / North Dakota drunk thread

                Originally posted by slap shot View Post
                how dare you lump us in with those cretins.
                Brother!!!!

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Kepler View Post
                  Because it's too difficult to find the appropriate one when you need it.

                  Our pilot episode. I'm gonna guess that New York Mills makes Mankato look like Paris.
                  You have something to say about Mankato?
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                    • #11
                      Re: The collective Minnesota / Wisconsin / North Dakota drunk thread

                      I was extremely hammered at a wedding this weekend if it helps.

                      Open bar, over 10 brandy old fashioneds.

                      I was escorted to my hotel room by friends, and I evidently texted that I was "alive" within minutes of them literally walking me to the door.
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                      • #12
                        Re: The collective Minnesota / Wisconsin / North Dakota drunk thread

                        Originally posted by 5mn_Major View Post
                        The drunkest cities in the US:

                        #1 Green Bay
                        #2 Eau Claire
                        #3 Appleton
                        #4 Madison
                        #6 Oshkosh
                        #9 Wausau
                        #10 Lacrosse

                        I think WI just ran out of cities.

                        https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/...ica/347923001/

                        I always love these.

                        They consider binge drinking like having 2 or 3 drinks in a day. Never mind if like me that happens maybe once a week. Maybe.


                        A can of Coke is gonna yield 3 drinks. So when I start, I'm committing to at least that many.

                        I'm fully functional at twice that many.


                        When I go out to dinner... if I drink... I'm gonna have at least two.

                        But that's binge drinking?


                        Pansies.

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                        • #13
                          Re: The collective Minnesota / Wisconsin / North Dakota drunk thread

                          Originally posted by 5mn_Major View Post
                          The drunkest cities in the US:

                          #1 Green Bay
                          #2 Eau Claire
                          #3 Appleton
                          #4 Madison
                          #6 Oshkosh
                          #9 Wausau
                          #10 Lacrosse

                          I think WI just ran out of cities.

                          https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/...ica/347923001/
                          LaCrosse can't be taking that well.

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                          • #14
                            Re: The collective Minnesota / Wisconsin / North Dakota drunk thread

                            Originally posted by burd View Post
                            LaCrosse can't be taking that well.

                            They lost a lot of their talent when my crew phased out.

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                            • #15
                              Re: The collective Minnesota / Wisconsin / North Dakota drunk thread

                              Originally posted by Gurtholfin View Post
                              They lost a lot of their talent when my crew phased out.
                              Moved, you mean? You got Madison up to #4, didn't you?

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