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    Whoa. I got a long way to go before I can handle that. Looks like I got some work to do. Something to strive for, which is good because I need a goal.

    Well the ice goes in first, so it's not maybe as much as you think although my tumblers are pretty large... so to speak.

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    Re: The collective Minnesota / Wisconsin / North Dakota drunk thread

    Well this is alarming...

    But... what if it's already dead?
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    Re: The collective Minnesota / Wisconsin / North Dakota drunk thread

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    Well this is alarming...

    But... what if it's already dead?
    A man can have sex with a Minnesota woman but not a cow? There has to be an equal protection argument there.

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    Well this is alarming...

    But... what if it's already dead?
    The Comments on that story are... um... well, I can see how Trump is gaining ground.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kepler View Post
    The Comments on that story are... um... well, I can see how Trump is gaining ground.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MinnesotaNorthStar View Post
    The best comment...
    That is good

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gurtholfin View Post
    Well this is alarming...

    But... what if it's already dead?
    That actually was a point of argument in the infamous dead deer case a few years back. Guy was busted for having sex with a dead deer. His lawyer argued that the law only covered LIVE animals. The court ruled against that argument.

    The best part of it all? Well, think about it: the lawyer said "Yup, my client had sex with a deer. BUT it was dead, so it shouldn't count."
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    So, um, Marshfield...?
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    So, um, Marshfield...?
    I have an ex-gf from Spencer (just outside of Marshfield). Those people are a special breed of Wisconsinites. And that's saying something.
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    Re: The collective Minnesota / Wisconsin / North Dakota drunk thread

    I don't buy that these people are from Wisconsin, they have to be transplants.

    First of all, as a Wisconsinite, there's no way I'm leaving my best friend, let alone some stranger, unsupervised in a locked room with all my beer.

    Second, if I'm locked alone in a room with all your beer, I'm sure as hell drinking more than four.
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    Re: The collective Minnesota / Wisconsin / North Dakota drunk thread

    Valid points. Itís also possible his buddies heard there was a fresh deer up the road or a paint thinner truck tipped on the freeway.

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    Nah... you don't hold out for thinner.

    There's always room for more.
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    Honorable mention.

    Huge editorial kudos for that photo.
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    Honorable mention.

    Huge editorial kudos for that photo.

    Yeah, but did he shag it?

    Freaking amateur hour over in Michigan.
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    Yeah, but did he shag it?

    Freaking amateur hour over in Michigan.
    This apparently was not the UP.
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    Re: The collective Minnesota / Wisconsin / North Dakota drunk thread

    Upstate NY. I thought it was Meth...

    http://www.watertowndailytimes.com/n...&template=mwdt

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    Upstate NY. I thought it was Meth...

    http://www.watertowndailytimes.com/n...&template=mwdt
    Cherryjack and applejack. Those who know can crank it up to 100 proof.
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    Re: The collective Minnesota / Wisconsin / North Dakota drunk thread

    At the Milwaukee bound gate at Denver airport. Worn shoes, caps, and containers of bad junk food. My people.

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    At the Milwaukee bound gate at Denver airport. Worn shoes, caps, and containers of bad junk food. My people.
    One of my favorite moments with Dr. Mrs. About 8 years ago, coming back from an idyllic vacation in Lake Louise. We're in the Calgary airport at the gate waiting for our flight to Newark. Two fat guys, one with a (football) Giants sweatshirt and one wearing a Jeter jersey, are jawing, and she turns to me and offers some nice words about New Yorkers.

    At that moment they get into a slap fight that ends with one taking the other to the floor and then both wives/daughters/girlfriends/hookers/it's all the same on Staten Island jumping in and slapping them on their heads while screaming like wildebeests.

    I turned on my heel and told Dr. Mrs. over my shoulder, "I'll be in the bar."

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    Re: The collective Minnesota / Wisconsin / North Dakota drunk thread

    Sounds like Boston or Jersey.

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