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    Re: The collective Minnesota / Wisconsin / North Dakota drunk thread

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    Whoa. I got a long way to go before I can handle that. Looks like I got some work to do. Something to strive for, which is good because I need a goal.

    Well the ice goes in first, so it's not maybe as much as you think although my tumblers are pretty large... so to speak.

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    Re: The collective Minnesota / Wisconsin / North Dakota drunk thread

    Well this is alarming...

    But... what if it's already dead?
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    Re: The collective Minnesota / Wisconsin / North Dakota drunk thread

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    Well this is alarming...

    But... what if it's already dead?
    A man can have sex with a Minnesota woman but not a cow? There has to be an equal protection argument there.

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    Well this is alarming...

    But... what if it's already dead?
    The Comments on that story are... um... well, I can see how Trump is gaining ground.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kepler View Post
    The Comments on that story are... um... well, I can see how Trump is gaining ground.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MinnesotaNorthStar View Post
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    That is good

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    Re: The collective Minnesota / Wisconsin / North Dakota drunk thread

    Quote Originally Posted by Gurtholfin View Post
    Well this is alarming...

    But... what if it's already dead?
    That actually was a point of argument in the infamous dead deer case a few years back. Guy was busted for having sex with a dead deer. His lawyer argued that the law only covered LIVE animals. The court ruled against that argument.

    The best part of it all? Well, think about it: the lawyer said "Yup, my client had sex with a deer. BUT it was dead, so it shouldn't count."
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