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    Quote Originally Posted by Slap Shot View Post
    Sounds like Boston or Jersey.
    The whole corridor from Boston to DC is loathsome.

    Pack too many rats into the cage and they become vicious.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kepler View Post
    The whole corridor from Boston to DC is loathsome.

    Pack too many rats into the cage and they become vicious.
    Get them on the Cross Bronx Expressway (HAH!) and it becomes survival of the fittest.

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    Re: The collective Minnesota / Wisconsin / North Dakota drunk thread

    Quote Originally Posted by icehawk View Post
    How the hell could he have a valid drivers license when arrested?
    Minnesota Nice.

    Next question.
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    Re: The collective Minnesota / Wisconsin / North Dakota drunk thread

    Quote Originally Posted by Kepler View Post
    Pack too many rats into the cage and they become vicious.
    Why do you think I moved back to ND from my time in NY and FL.

    At least here the predators are mainly the traditional quadrupedal variety.
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    Re: The collective Minnesota / Wisconsin / North Dakota drunk thread

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    Why do you think I moved back to ND from my time in NY and FL.
    Court order?
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    Re: The collective Minnesota / Wisconsin / North Dakota drunk thread

    This could go into the Cops thread I suppose, but naw.

    This is too funny: WI cops handing out pig:

    http://www.weau.com/content/news/Loc...465800963.html
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    Re: The collective Minnesota / Wisconsin / North Dakota drunk thread

    Dwi holiday sweep in Mn. Someone in coon rapids blew a .492

    http://www.duluthnewstribune.com/new...et-nearly-2700

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    Re: The collective Minnesota / Wisconsin / North Dakota drunk thread

    Hooooly ****.

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    Re: The collective Minnesota / Wisconsin / North Dakota drunk thread

    I didn’t realize one could be conscious at that BAC level.

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    Re: The collective Minnesota / Wisconsin / North Dakota drunk thread

    I remember a guy in Poland managed near a 1.0 and was still conscious.

    It’s alcoholism on an unprecedented level.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Deutsche Gopher Fan View Post
    Dwi holiday sweep in Mn. Someone in coon rapids blew a .492

    http://www.duluthnewstribune.com/new...et-nearly-2700
    Just read the first three paragraphs, this snippet doesn’t do justice to the article lol.

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    Re: The collective Minnesota / Wisconsin / North Dakota drunk thread

    Quote Originally Posted by dxmnkd316 View Post
    I remember a guy in Poland managed near a 1.0 and was still conscious.

    It’s alcoholism on an unprecedented level.
    IIRC, Hank the Angry Dwarf basically woke up with a .29 BAC. Then he started drinking.
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    Re: The collective Minnesota / Wisconsin / North Dakota drunk thread

    Quote Originally Posted by Deutsche Gopher Fan View Post
    Dwi holiday sweep in Mn. Someone in coon rapids blew a .492

    http://www.duluthnewstribune.com/new...et-nearly-2700
    If they'd have lit a cigarette they'd have been a human torch.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dxmnkd316 View Post
    I remember a guy in Poland managed near a 1.0 and was still conscious.

    It’s alcoholism on an unprecedented level.
    These 3 beat that dude
    https://guardianinterlock.com/blog/h...ever-recorded/
    Last edited by icehawk; 01-11-2018 at 03:17 PM.

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    Re: The collective Minnesota / Wisconsin / North Dakota drunk thread

    Quote Originally Posted by Deutsche Gopher Fan View Post
    I didn’t realize one could be conscious at that BAC level.
    Get drunk every day for a month, and you'd be surprised.

    Odds are he'll have no memory of it. Once you hit a certain tolerance level, usually after years of heavy drinking, there becomes a distinct difference between blacking out (where your memory stops functioning) and passing out (where you lose all fine motor function). There's been a few drunks who have come out of a blackout while speeding down the freeway dozens of miles from home, with no recollection of getting behind the wheel, or even leaving the house.
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    Quote Originally Posted by trixR4kids View Post
    Just read the first three paragraphs, this snippet doesn’t do justice to the article lol.
    I'm pretty sure Florida Man calls that a Tuesday.
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    Re: The collective Minnesota / Wisconsin / North Dakota drunk thread

    We’re gonna some GREAT headlines in the next few days...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jimjamesak View Post
    We’re gonna some GREAT headlines in the next few days...
    They'd have been better had they lost.
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