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  • #46
    Re: The collective Minnesota / Wisconsin / North Dakota drunk thread

    Originally posted by Kepler View Post
    Pack too many rats into the cage and they become vicious.
    Why do you think I moved back to ND from my time in NY and FL.

    At least here the predators are mainly the traditional quadrupedal variety.
    Last edited by The Sicatoka; 12-21-2017, 08:53 AM.
    The preceding post may contain trigger words and is not safe-space approved. <-- Virtue signaling.

    North Dakota Hockey:

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    • #47
      Re: The collective Minnesota / Wisconsin / North Dakota drunk thread

      Originally posted by The Sicatoka View Post
      Why do you think I moved back to ND from my time in NY and FL.
      Court order?
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      • #48
        Re: The collective Minnesota / Wisconsin / North Dakota drunk thread

        This could go into the Cops thread I suppose, but naw.

        This is too funny: WI cops handing out pig:

        http://www.weau.com/content/news/Loc...465800963.html
        Never really developed a taste for tequila. Kind of hard to understand how you make a drink out of something that sharp, inhospitable. Now, bourbon is easy to understand.
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        • #49
          Re: The collective Minnesota / Wisconsin / North Dakota drunk thread

          Dwi holiday sweep in Mn. Someone in coon rapids blew a .492

          http://www.duluthnewstribune.com/new...et-nearly-2700

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          • #50
            Re: The collective Minnesota / Wisconsin / North Dakota drunk thread

            Hooooly ****.
            Code:
            As of 9/21/10:         As of 9/13/10:
College Hockey 6       College Football 0
BTHC 4                 WCHA FC:  1
            Originally posted by SanTropez
            May your paint thinner run dry and the fleas of a thousand camels infest your dead deer.
            Originally posted by bigblue_dl
            I don't even know how to classify magic vagina smoke babies..
            Originally posted by Kepler
            When the giraffes start building radio telescopes they can join too.
            He's probably going to be a superstar but that man has more baggage than North West

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            • #51
              Re: The collective Minnesota / Wisconsin / North Dakota drunk thread

              I didn’t realize one could be conscious at that BAC level.

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              • #52
                Re: The collective Minnesota / Wisconsin / North Dakota drunk thread

                I remember a guy in Poland managed near a 1.0 and was still conscious.

                It’s alcoholism on an unprecedented level.
                Code:
                As of 9/21/10:         As of 9/13/10:
College Hockey 6       College Football 0
BTHC 4                 WCHA FC:  1
                Originally posted by SanTropez
                May your paint thinner run dry and the fleas of a thousand camels infest your dead deer.
                Originally posted by bigblue_dl
                I don't even know how to classify magic vagina smoke babies..
                Originally posted by Kepler
                When the giraffes start building radio telescopes they can join too.
                He's probably going to be a superstar but that man has more baggage than North West

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                • #53
                  Originally posted by Deutsche Gopher Fan View Post
                  Dwi holiday sweep in Mn. Someone in coon rapids blew a .492

                  http://www.duluthnewstribune.com/new...et-nearly-2700
                  Just read the first three paragraphs, this snippet doesn’t do justice to the article lol.

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                  • #54
                    Re: The collective Minnesota / Wisconsin / North Dakota drunk thread

                    Originally posted by dxmnkd316 View Post
                    I remember a guy in Poland managed near a 1.0 and was still conscious.

                    It’s alcoholism on an unprecedented level.
                    IIRC, Hank the Angry Dwarf basically woke up with a .29 BAC. Then he started drinking.
                    Never really developed a taste for tequila. Kind of hard to understand how you make a drink out of something that sharp, inhospitable. Now, bourbon is easy to understand.
                    Tastes like a warm summer day. -Raylan Givens

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                    • #55
                      Re: The collective Minnesota / Wisconsin / North Dakota drunk thread

                      Originally posted by Deutsche Gopher Fan View Post
                      Dwi holiday sweep in Mn. Someone in coon rapids blew a .492

                      http://www.duluthnewstribune.com/new...et-nearly-2700
                      If they'd have lit a cigarette they'd have been a human torch.
                      The preceding post may contain trigger words and is not safe-space approved. <-- Virtue signaling.

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                      • #56
                        Originally posted by dxmnkd316 View Post
                        I remember a guy in Poland managed near a 1.0 and was still conscious.

                        It’s alcoholism on an unprecedented level.
                        These 3 beat that dude
                        https://guardianinterlock.com/blog/h...ever-recorded/
                        Last edited by icehawk; 01-11-2018, 03:17 PM.
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                        • #57
                          Re: The collective Minnesota / Wisconsin / North Dakota drunk thread

                          Originally posted by Deutsche Gopher Fan View Post
                          I didn’t realize one could be conscious at that BAC level.
                          Get drunk every day for a month, and you'd be surprised.

                          Odds are he'll have no memory of it. Once you hit a certain tolerance level, usually after years of heavy drinking, there becomes a distinct difference between blacking out (where your memory stops functioning) and passing out (where you lose all fine motor function). There's been a few drunks who have come out of a blackout while speeding down the freeway dozens of miles from home, with no recollection of getting behind the wheel, or even leaving the house.

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                          • #58
                            Re: The collective Minnesota / Wisconsin / North Dakota drunk thread

                            Originally posted by trixR4kids View Post
                            Just read the first three paragraphs, this snippet doesn’t do justice to the article lol.
                            I'm pretty sure Florida Man calls that a Tuesday.
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                            • #59
                              Re: The collective Minnesota / Wisconsin / North Dakota drunk thread

                              We’re gonna some GREAT headlines in the next few days...
                              U-A-A!!!Go!Go!GreenandGold!
                              Applejack Tells You How UAA Is Doing...
                              I spell Failure with UAF
                              Originally posted by UAFIceAngel
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                              • #60
                                Re: The collective Minnesota / Wisconsin / North Dakota drunk thread

                                Originally posted by Jimjamesak View Post
                                We’re gonna some GREAT headlines in the next few days...
                                They'd have been better had they lost.
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