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  • #61
    Re: Religion Thread: ...and suddenly, everyone's a theology scholar

    Well it turned out that Joel Osteen had a bit of a water problem in his building. Perhaps Maxwell Scott had something.

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    • #62
      Re: Religion Thread: ...and suddenly, everyone's a theology scholar

      Originally posted by joecct View Post
      Well it turned out that Joel Osteen had a bit of a water problem in his building. Perhaps Maxwell Scott had something.

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      And yet, when presented with videos of it being completely dry with cars driving by... https://***********/SeanUnfiltered/s...14878303703041

      Look at the dry lobby. How many people could be housed in there? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xMN4FcP2uGE

      The lower portion of the adjacent underground parking garage did see flooding, but the interior sections of the church were unaffected.
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      • #63
        Originally posted by dxmnkd316 View Post
        And yet, when presented with videos of it being completely dry with cars driving by... https://***********/SeanUnfiltered/s...14878303703041

        Look at the dry lobby. How many people could be housed in there? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xMN4FcP2uGE

        The lower portion of the adjacent underground parking garage did see flooding, but the interior sections of the church were unaffected.
        Eh, **** him with a church spire.
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        • #64
          Originally posted by ShirtlessBob View Post
          Eh, **** him with a church spire.
          And he welcomes all denominations, but his favorite is the Franklin.
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          • #65
            Re: Religion Thread: ...and suddenly, everyone's a theology scholar

            This "Nashville Statement" nonsense is hilarious. It's just further proof that no one obsesses over LGBTQ sex more than these self-proclaimed moral judges who claim they can't stand to imagine it or live among it.

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            • #66
              Re: Religion Thread: ...and suddenly, everyone's a theology scholar

              The Nashville Statement is a the religious right's last gasp effort to declare something 'icky' that modern society has 'meh-ed' for a little over a decade.

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              Originally posted by SanTropez
              May your paint thinner run dry and the fleas of a thousand camels infest your dead deer.
              Originally posted by bigblue_dl
              I don't even know how to classify magic vagina smoke babies..
              Originally posted by Kepler
              When the giraffes start building radio telescopes they can join too.
              He's probably going to be a superstar but that man has more baggage than North West

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              • #67
                Re: Religion Thread: ...and suddenly, everyone's a theology scholar

                This is it.

                Article 6 is perfectly reasonable. Article 14 is boilerplate Christianity. The rest is idiocy of varying levels of politics, neurosis, and hate.

                By "Biblical sexuality" presumably they mean polygamy and rape.
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                • #68
                  Originally posted by Kepler View Post
                  This is it.

                  Article 6 is perfectly reasonable. Article 14 is boilerplate Christianity. The rest is idiocy of varying levels of politics, neurosis, and hate.

                  By "Biblical sexuality" presumably they mean polygamy and rape.
                  What's wrong with polygamy?
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                  • #69
                    Originally posted by FadeToBlack&Gold View Post
                    This "Nashville Statement" nonsense is hilarious. It's just further proof that no one obsesses over LGBTQ sex more than these self-proclaimed moral judges who claim they can't stand to imagine it or live among it.
                    And they wonder why kids are leaving the church?
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                    • #70
                      Re: Religion Thread: ...and suddenly, everyone's a theology scholar

                      Originally posted by ShirtlessBob View Post
                      And they wonder why kids are leaving the church?
                      its Saaaataaaaan! (said in the church lady's voice)

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                      • #71
                        Re: Religion Thread: ...and suddenly, everyone's a theology scholar

                        Originally posted by joecct View Post
                        What's wrong with polygamy?
                        Menstrual synchrony.
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                        • #72
                          Re: Religion Thread: ...and suddenly, everyone's a theology scholar

                          Hahahahahahahahahahaha. Perfect

                          That might be the funniest thing I've read all year.
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                          Originally posted by bigblue_dl
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                          Originally posted by Kepler
                          When the giraffes start building radio telescopes they can join too.
                          He's probably going to be a superstar but that man has more baggage than North West

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                          • #73
                            Re: Religion Thread: ...and suddenly, everyone's a theology scholar

                            Originally posted by unofan View Post
                            Because I went to Catholic school for k-8, have been to mass more times than I can count, and the Church is the founder of Christianity, tracing its roots back to Peter. So I do count on it, as the expert in the field and the original creator of the Christian Bible, to get the faith correct, even if I no longer have any myself. It's been attempting to answer questions of faith for literally millennia, so you'll have to pardon me if I give its answers more credence than I do someone who is essentially a self-taught weekend warrior in the field.

                            And more to the point, just because you happen to take the paradoxical stance that half the Bible (or really, just the four gospels that happen to have been chosen by the Catholic Church for inclusion in the Bible) is literally the word of God and rest isn't, doesn't mean that the vast, vast majority of Christians make that same distinction. Catholicism and the major protestant denominations all treat the entire Bible as the word of God, not just the New Testament and certainly not just the four gospels.
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                            • #74
                              And I'm learning that it's only a very small minority of Christians that want to see LGBT folk put to death, and those people don't represent all Christians.
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                              • #75
                                Originally posted by 5mn_Major View Post
                                To all you who mistakenly equate the church to Christianity

                                https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1IAhDGYlpqY

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                                You asked why I cared, so I told you. And as confident as you are that literally everyone else has it wrong, I'll still take the Church's 2000 years of bible study over yours. Especially since it, you know, created the farking Bible.

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