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  • #511
    Re: Religion Thread: ...and suddenly, everyone's a theology scholar

    So ... ready to re-learn an old stand-by?
    The preceding post may contain trigger words and is not safe-space approved. <-- Virtue signaling.

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    • #512
      Re: Religion Thread: ...and suddenly, everyone's a theology scholar

      Originally posted by The Sicatoka View Post
      So ... ready to re-learn an old stand-by?
      Not a biggie if it changes or not, but I can't imagine it would as I think this one's baked. I find it odd that the Pontiff doesn't have a super substantial process to evaluate that change - i.e., bringing together of scholars and religious representatives. But I suppose then he wouldn't be the Pope.
      Go Gophers!

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      • #513
        Re: Religion Thread: ...and suddenly, everyone's a theology scholar

        Originally posted by The Sicatoka View Post
        So ... ready to re-learn an old stand-by?
        It's the Daily Mail.
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        • #514
          Re: Religion Thread: ...and suddenly, everyone's a theology scholar

          Originally posted by Kepler View Post
          It's the Daily Mail.
          This is the only correct response.
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          When the giraffes start building radio telescopes they can join too.
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          • #515
            Re: Religion Thread: ...and suddenly, everyone's a theology scholar

            "Lead us not into temptation". It's true that it sort of comes off as phrased that way.

            I think you have to envision a comma after "Lead us" - it reads a bit better. Then, it's more like asking God to show the sinner a path that doesn't lead to sin, whereas humans would naturally be inclined to lead ourselves down the wrong path.

            But hey, I'm just the snarky skeptic here. What do I know?

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            • #516
              Re: Religion Thread: ...and suddenly, everyone's a theology scholar

              Originally posted by Kepler View Post
              It's the Daily Mail.
              , et al.
              And sometimes even the Daily Mail gets a quote right.
              The preceding post may contain trigger words and is not safe-space approved. <-- Virtue signaling.

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              • #517
                Re: Religion Thread: ...and suddenly, everyone's a theology scholar

                Originally posted by FadeToBlack&Gold View Post
                "Lead us not into temptation". It's true that it sort of comes off as phrased that way.

                I think you have to envision a comma after "Lead us" - it reads a bit better. Then, it's more like asking God to show the sinner a path that doesn't lead to sin, whereas humans would naturally be inclined to lead ourselves down the wrong path.

                But hey, I'm just the snarky skeptic here. What do I know?
                The French translation is passive voice -- "let us not be led into temptation." Or simply "protect us from temptation" to save the meter.

                I do remember it seeming weird to me when I was about 12 that we had to beg God not to f-ck with our heads. I mean, what, the dude was a jokester?
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                • #518
                  Re: Religion Thread: ...and suddenly, everyone's a theology scholar

                  Originally posted by Kepler View Post
                  I mean, what, the dude was a jokester?
                  The giraffe and platypus would like a word with you.
                  The preceding post may contain trigger words and is not safe-space approved. <-- Virtue signaling.

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                  • #519
                    Re: Religion Thread: ...and suddenly, everyone's a theology scholar

                    Originally posted by The Sicatoka View Post
                    The giraffe and platypus would like a word with you.
                    The giraffe makes perfect sense. The platypus... well, yeah, you have me there.
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                    • #520
                      Re: Religion Thread: ...and suddenly, everyone's a theology scholar

                      Originally posted by Kepler View Post
                      The giraffe makes perfect sense. The platypus... well, yeah, you have me there.
                      On the 3rd day, he created all the plant life. That presumably includes weed. You figure it out...

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                      • #521
                        Re: Religion Thread: ...and suddenly, everyone's a theology scholar

                        Originally posted by FadeToBlack&Gold View Post
                        On the 3rd day, he created all the plant life. That presumably includes weed. You figure it out...
                        This explains how he could create the sun on the fourth day.
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                        • #522
                          Re: Religion Thread: ...and suddenly, everyone's a theology scholar

                          Originally posted by Kepler View Post
                          This explains how he could create the sun on the fourth day.
                          < thought bubble >
                          Why isn't this darn stuff growing? ... Aw-w-w crap.
                          < snaps fingers >
                          < sunlight >
                          Much better.
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                          • #523
                            Re: Religion Thread: ...and suddenly, everyone's a theology scholar

                            Originally posted by FadeToBlack&Gold View Post
                            You figure it out...
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                            • #524
                              Re: Religion Thread: ...and suddenly, everyone's a theology scholar

                              Originally posted by The Sicatoka View Post
                              < thought bubble >
                              Why isn't this darn stuff growing? ... Aw-w-w crap.
                              < snaps fingers >
                              < sunlight >
                              Much better.

                              He was growing pot, what was wrong with UV?
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