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  • #721
    Re: POTUS 45.18 - Who Run Derpertown? McMasterBlaster Run Derpertown.

    les: deer is WI.

    MT is moose, I suppose.
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    • #722
      Originally posted by Brenthoven View Post
      Sure, as long as you meet the requirements:

      1. Own at least 2 rifles or shotguns, and 3 handguns
      2. Have at least one America-themed tattoo
      3. Have no more than 75% of your teeth
      4. Have a hunting shack up in the mountains somewhere, preferably with no running water or electricity

      Or you have to be wealthy. Browse Bozeman, Montana real estate listing sometime. Way more million dollar homes than the local economy could support.

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      • #723
        Re: POTUS 45.18 - Who Run Derpertown? McMasterBlaster Run Derpertown.

        Originally posted by mookie1995 View Post
        I will grow rabbits and marry a big American woman. And she will cook them for me
        Just make sure you perform those Crazy Ivans
        "It's as if the Drumpf Administration is made up of the worst and unfunny parts of the Cleveland Browns, Washington Generals, and the alien Mon-Stars from Space Jam."
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        • #724
          Re: POTUS 45.18 - Who Run Derpertown? McMasterBlaster Run Derpertown.

          Originally posted by BassAle View Post
          Or you have to be wealthy. Browse Bozeman, Montana real estate listing sometime. Way more million dollar homes than the local economy could support.
          Yep, it's two extremes in Montana. You're either poor/working class and probably on meth, or rich and have your second vacation home there because Aspen & Vail were too liberal.

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          • #725
            Re: POTUS 45.18 - Who Run Derpertown? McMasterBlaster Run Derpertown.

            Originally posted by FadeToBlack&Gold View Post
            Yep, it's two extremes in Montana. You're either poor/working class and probably on meth, or rich and have your second vacation home there because Aspen & Vail were too liberal.
            Montana got a lot of Nocal after Oregon became overcrowded with Nocal.

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            • #726
              Re: POTUS 45.18 - Who Run Derpertown? McMasterBlaster Run Derpertown.

              Originally posted by burd View Post
              Montana got a lot of Nocal after Oregon became overcrowded with Nocal.
              They're different people. OR NoCal in places like Bend are thin upper middle class hippy-adjacent. MT NoCal are fat rich f-cks who can afford to fly in and out every week, or are living some redneck gets rich cowboy faptasy.

              tl; dr: OR NoCal are New Agers with retirement accounts; MT NoCal are Deplorables with oil money.
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              • #727
                Re: POTUS 45.18 - Who Run Derpertown? McMasterBlaster Run Derpertown.

                Do you think we can convince those Texas politicians who wanted to secede when Obama was in office (cause they hate the Federal Government or something) to do it now? I mean we know they hate having any sort of Federal interference and obviously this hurricane is just another ploy by DC to socialize everything! I mean the Wal-Mart Death Camps are right around the corner right?

                I wonder why it is we arent hearing much about that stuff this time around...I am sure it has nothing to do with the fact that the Government isnt headed by Kenyan McDarkenmuslim.
                "It's as if the Drumpf Administration is made up of the worst and unfunny parts of the Cleveland Browns, Washington Generals, and the alien Mon-Stars from Space Jam."
                -aparch

                "Scenes in "Empire Strikes Back" that take place on the tundra planet Hoth were shot on the present-day site of Ralph Engelstad Arena."
                -INCH

                Of course I'm a fan of the Vikings. A sick and demented Masochist of a fan, but a fan none the less.
                -ScoobyDoo 12/17/2007

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                • #728
                  Re: POTUS 45.18 - Who Run Derpertown? McMasterBlaster Run Derpertown.

                  Originally posted by Handyman View Post
                  Kenyan McDarkenmuslim.
                  That's Kenyan Al-Darkenmuslim.
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                  • #729
                    Re: POTUS 45.18 - Who Run Derpertown? McMasterBlaster Run Derpertown.

                    Speaking of Moron Politicians in Texas

                    Quebec’s Minister of International Relations Christine St-Pierre called Pablos to express her sorrow and condolences on behalf of the people of the Canadian province. She also offered equipment and manpower.

                    Pablos turned it down. Instead he asked for “prayers from the people of Quebec,” the minister relayed.

                    Understandably, the neighbor to the north was shocked.
                    Seriously...
                    "It's as if the Drumpf Administration is made up of the worst and unfunny parts of the Cleveland Browns, Washington Generals, and the alien Mon-Stars from Space Jam."
                    -aparch

                    "Scenes in "Empire Strikes Back" that take place on the tundra planet Hoth were shot on the present-day site of Ralph Engelstad Arena."
                    -INCH

                    Of course I'm a fan of the Vikings. A sick and demented Masochist of a fan, but a fan none the less.
                    -ScoobyDoo 12/17/2007

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                    • #730
                      Re: POTUS 45.18 - Who Run Derpertown? McMasterBlaster Run Derpertown.

                      Originally posted by Kepler View Post
                      That's Kenyan Al-Darkenmuslim.
                      We are both wrong it is Kenyan A-Darkenmuslimrov

                      (He is a Kenyan, Muslim Commie after all)
                      "It's as if the Drumpf Administration is made up of the worst and unfunny parts of the Cleveland Browns, Washington Generals, and the alien Mon-Stars from Space Jam."
                      -aparch

                      "Scenes in "Empire Strikes Back" that take place on the tundra planet Hoth were shot on the present-day site of Ralph Engelstad Arena."
                      -INCH

                      Of course I'm a fan of the Vikings. A sick and demented Masochist of a fan, but a fan none the less.
                      -ScoobyDoo 12/17/2007

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                      • #731
                        Re: POTUS 45.18 - Who Run Derpertown? McMasterBlaster Run Derpertown.

                        Trump gets cucked by Congress

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                        • #732
                          Originally posted by Kepler View Post
                          They're different people. OR NoCal in places like Bend are thin upper middle class hippy-adjacent. MT NoCal are fat rich f-cks who can afford to fly in and out every week, or are living some redneck gets rich cowboy faptasy.

                          tl; dr: OR NoCal are New Agers with retirement accounts; MT NoCal are Deplorables with oil money.
                          There are some libs in Missoula and Bozeman. I'd consider living in Bozeman.

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                          • #733
                            Originally posted by FadeToBlack&Gold View Post
                            Trump gets cucked by Congress
                            I just want to know when it's going to start raining 60 pound bags of drugs
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                            • #734
                              Re: POTUS 45.18 - Who Run Derpertown? McMasterBlaster Run Derpertown.

                              Originally posted by Handyman View Post
                              We are both wrong it is Kenyan A-Darkenmuslimrov

                              (He is a Kenyan, Muslim Commie after all)
                              Make that Kenyan A-Darkenmuslimova. Since Michelle's a man, Barack must be a chick.
                              Last edited by Kepler; 09-01-2017, 08:45 PM.
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                              • #735
                                Re: POTUS 45.18 - Who Run Derpertown? McMasterBlaster Run Derpertown.

                                Originally posted by Kepler View Post
                                They're different people. OR NoCal in places like Bend are thin upper middle class hippy-adjacent. MT NoCal are fat rich f-cks who can afford to fly in and out every week, or are living some redneck gets rich cowboy faptasy.

                                tl; dr: OR NoCal are New Agers with retirement accounts; MT NoCal are Deplorables with oil money.
                                That sounds about right, Kep. But I've got a couple of friends who won the Silicon lottery and who ended up in Oregon and appear to have stuck there.

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