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  • Re: Bottom Feeders 2017-18

    Too stormy today to bother hiking up for smoke signals.

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    • Re: Bottom Feeders 2017-18

      Originally posted by MissThundercat View Post
      Tents.
      Perfect accommodations.

      Current Ouray weather forecast: Periods of rain and snow showers before 3pm, then scattered snow showers. Some thunder is also possible. High near 39. Southwest wind 10 to 15 mph, with gusts as high as 30 mph. Chance of precipitation is 90%.

      Access to the venue via Red Mountain Pass currently requires chains or 4WD.

      This is exactly why I recommended Ouray to the Committee and why I am so very proud to see that everything is coming together perfectly...

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      • Re: Bottom Feeders 2017-18

        Ree Drummond served everyone a plate of her Knockwurst Nightmare Special at the West Regional, and I'm seeing the smoke signals come up already.

        Sloppy conditions at Ouray. Reports of dead pucks, and there was a bird that crapped in the middle of the rink. Despite all that, Brown leads UNH 2-1 with about 10:03 remaining in period 2. Will keep you posted as this score updates.

        In Elba, the cosmic lights are going and and we're playing with a vulcanized rubber puck. No one can get a shot off. So with time winding down in the first, Niagara and LSSU are tied at 0. Wait, someone just threw a bottle of MD 20/20 on the rink. The refs will allow it.

        At Mt Washington, teeth are chattering. Rico Blasi is yelling **** this. Someone fired up the weather machine and it's a heavy snow... Marty the cat left a "present" in the north end of the rink.

        Nothing out of Bad Axe yet, but Western got lost and just arrived.
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        • Re: Bottom Feeders 2017-18

          We have a winner in the first game in Ouray. No one saw Brown's coach throw a puck in the net with about 3 minutes in regulation, so it counted, and Brown wins 3-1. UNH advances to the regional final.

          In Elba, Damon Whitten goes off to find a bottle of MD 20/20. An LSSU player somehow potted one as time expired at the end of regulation and LSSU wins 1-0. Niagara advances to regional final.
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          • Re: Bottom Feeders 2017-18

            Any idea who won the later game in Ouray? Since RPI only wins one game per month (and we have our one win already this month), I feel confident that we can have a rematch with UNH.

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            • Re: Bottom Feeders 2017-18

              Originally posted by RPI fan 4 life View Post
              Any idea who won the later game in Ouray? Since RPI only wins one game per month (and we have our one win already this month), I feel confident that we can have a rematch with UNH.
              Due to a freak electromagnetic anomaly driven by unexpected solar winds and adverse weather conditions at the White Sands Test Facility, the only tracking station with eyes on the game — the International Space Station —*was unable to report on the game. They did note, however, that the borscht that came up with the 54S crew was particularly foul.

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              • Originally posted by gfmorris View Post
                Due to a freak electromagnetic anomaly driven by unexpected solar winds and adverse weather conditions at the White Sands Test Facility, the only tracking station with eyes on the game — the International Space Station —*was unable to report on the game. They did note, however, that the borscht that came up with the 54S crew was particularly foul.

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                I would be disappointed if results were posted in a timely manner. So far, so good!
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                • Re: Bottom Feeders 2017-18

                  Originally posted by blazer777 View Post
                  I would be disappointed if results were posted in a timely manner. So far, so good!
                  I'm trying to get the results today, but Houston Flight keeps saying something about "it's a crew off-day you jerk" and "we have crappy comm coverage today, too".

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                  • Re: Bottom Feeders 2017-18

                    For the late game in Ouray, falling snow and teams that were running on the Knockwurst Nightmare felt tired and sluggish. Could have been the tents, too. Either way, can't say who, but a few RPI players got hammered and played drunk the entire game. As a result, they fired a wrister into their own goal at 18:56 of the 3rd period, giving Vermont a 1-0 win. RPI will play UNH in the regional final.

                    At Bad Axe, we finally received word that Western's goalie was left behind in Kalamazoo, and the backup was drinking cough syrup to pass the time while in net. SLU quickly netted 2 in the first and that's how it ends. Western advances to the regional final.

                    Out of Mt. Washington, it was hard to tell between the puck and Marty's "present." Wisconsin thought they got a goal, but it was the poo. Miami did score early (with the only puck), but Wisconsin finally figured out the puck too. After both goalies decided to fight in the center of the rink, the ref failed to blow the whistle, and Wisconsin scored to tie. After everything settled down and as the temperature dropped even lower, Wisconsin put one through again. 2-1 is how it ends, with Miami advancing to the regional final.
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                    • Re: Bottom Feeders 2017-18

                      Some more action before I get too buzzed tonight:

                      At Elba, UAA actually figured out how to move the puck. Remember, only one puck for these events. We spent all our money on Rachel Ray and Sandra Lee. Where was I going? Carrier pigeons running late... either way, Pigeon Mortimer says RIT turned it over with about 5 minutes to play, and UAA scored 1 minute later. Moving the puck is hard here. Anyway, UAA wins 1-0, meaning RIT pulls off the upset and moves on to the regional final

                      South regional final: Niagara vs. RIT

                      At Mt. Washington, Tom Anastos was on hand to watch his old team. How did he find out? Michigan State decided to play 6 skaters, and it's not helping. one of their players has Boone's Farm, and can be seen drinking it on the bench. Alaska ends up with 4, Sparty only got 1, so Michigan State moves on to the regional final.

                      East Final: Sparty vs. Miami

                      At Bad Axe, as Western was enjoying the results (did they want to advance?), Arizona State thought they'd start another brawl. Bentley came to play though, knocking out Coach Powers and three of Arizona State's players. While this was going on, the refs looked the other way and swallowed their whistles. Bentley scored twice while Arizona State was trying to defend themselves... the Devils got one back, but it wasn't enough. Bentley 2, ASU 1. Arizona State moves on.

                      Midwest regional final: Arizona State vs. Western

                      Results for the regional finals could be up tomorrow...could be up in April. Depends on when those darn carrier pigeons get here.
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                      • Re: Bottom Feeders 2017-18

                        **** it, still counts.

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                        But let's be real...There are 40 some other teams and only two alaskan teams...the day one of us wins something big will be the day I transfer to UAA
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                        • Re: Bottom Feeders 2017-18

                          Originally posted by MissThundercat View Post
                          Some more action before I get too buzzed tonight:

                          At Elba, UAA actually figured out how to move the puck. Remember, only one puck for these events. We spent all our money on Rachel Ray and Sandra Lee. Where was I going? Carrier pigeons running late... either way, Pigeon Mortimer says RIT turned it over with about 5 minutes to play, and UAA scored 1 minute later. Moving the puck is hard here. Anyway, UAA wins 1-0, meaning RIT pulls off the upset and moves on to the regional final
                          Sounds like RIT came to play
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                          • Originally posted by komey1 View Post
                            Sounds like RIT came to play
                            And, Bentley is out. Make AHC proud, RIT!

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                            • Re: Bottom Feeders 2017-18

                              Originally posted by Snively65 View Post
                              And, Bentley is out. Make AHC proud, RIT!
                              Niagara is still in as well, don't forget!
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                              • Originally posted by MissThundercat View Post
                                Niagara is still in as well, don't forget!
                                And they play RIT next which guarantees an AHC team in the Futile Four.

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