Bottom Feeders 2017-18

[gfmorris]

Re: Bottom Feeders 2017-18

I was thinking a 120' wicked twisted wrister ... that went wide, hit a stanchion in the glass, deflected back off the water bottle, then off the back of the goalie's mask, and dropped straight down and died in the blue paint (puck, not goalie) ... until it was knocked in by said floundering, snow-angel-ing goalie.

A guy can dream.

Jamie Phillips is here for this ish.

GFM

[MissThundercat]

Re: Bottom Feeders 2017-18

Jamie Phillips is here for this ish.

GFM

As I said, the refs had no prior knowledge of hockey and were paid with a 30 pack of Natty Light.

[MissThundercat]

Re: Bottom Feeders 2017-18

We will come up with a new name for the monthly poll.

Happy that RPI is our "champion" for 2017-18. Can they repeat for 2018-19?

And I am happy to report that we have signed Guy Fieri to be our chef for the Futile Four next year. There went 85% of our budget for the tournament.

[FadeToBlack&Gold]

Re: Bottom Feeders 2017-18

We will come up with a new name for the monthly poll.

Happy that RPI is our "champion" for 2017-18. Can they repeat for 2018-19?

And I am happy to report that we have signed Guy Fieri to be our chef for the Futile Four next year. There went 85% of our budget for the tournament.

Fortunately, Guy works cheap. We just agreed to buy him a case of beer and give him a camera, so he can ham it up with the players on the benches. He's happy as a clam.

[MissThundercat]

Re: Bottom Feeders 2017-18

Fortunately, Guy works cheap. We just agreed to buy him a case of beer and give him a camera, so he can ham it up with the players on the benches. He's happy as a clam.

What kind of beer? Busch Light? Hamm's? PBR? We can't afford to give him any of the good stuff.

[gfmorris]

Re: Bottom Feeders 2017-18

What kind of beer? Busch Light? Hamm's? PBR? We can't afford to give him any of the good stuff.

Einstok, and he has to pay the import duties. Einstok with a Brennevín chaser will do it! (Yep, I'm headed to Iceland next week.)

GFM

[Schmitty]

I had a nice meal from Creston Brewing tonight.

The Poll:

1. RPI
2. UAA
3. SLU
4. Brown
5. Miami
6. Sparty
7. Wisconsin
8. UNH
9. Arizona State
10. LSSU
11. Western Michigan
12. Sacred Heart
13. RIT
14. Alaska
15. Bentley
16. Niagara

13 seems generous, no?

[Ralph Baer]

Re: Bottom Feeders 2017-18

Is there a list of all of the winners (losers) of the Futile Four?

[Snively65]

Is there a list of all of the winners (losers) of the Futile Four?

Shirley you must be joking.

[MissThundercat]

Is there a list of all of the winners (losers) of the Futile Four?

We don't have a records department.

[joecct]

We don't have a records department.

Do you have sheet music?

[blazer777]

We don't have a records department.

How about a website, do you have a website?

[Snively65]

How about a website, do you have a website?

A website? Ha, ha, ha!

[MissThundercat]

A website? Ha, ha, ha!

In the words of Homer Simpson, "the Internet is on computers now!"

[MarkEagleUSA]

Re: Bottom Feeders 2017-18

Is it true that records are maintained on toilet paper confiscated from Taco Bell?