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  • #16
    Re: Detroit Lions 2017: Just One Playoff Victory. Please?

    https://deadspin.com/why-your-team-s...ons-1798382848

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    • #17
      Re: Detroit Lions 2017: Just One Playoff Victory. Please?

      Stafford signs a 5 year deal and passes Carr's contract

      NFL Network says $135 million, 27 per
      Last edited by bronconick; 08-28-2017, 09:29 PM.
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      • #18
        Originally posted by bronconick View Post
        Stafford signs a 5 year deal and passes Carr's contract

        NFL Network says $135 million, 27 per
        In typical Lions fashion, he will get injured in week 1.
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        • #19
          Re: Detroit Lions 2017: Just One Playoff Victory. Please?

          Cleared $5 million of cap space. Go trade for a DE.
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          • #20
            Originally posted by bronconick View Post
            Cleared $5 million of cap space. Go trade for a DE.
            If Ziggy shows anything this year, they'll franchise him.
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            • #21
              Re: Detroit Lions 2017: Just One Playoff Victory. Please?

              Originally posted by Hammer View Post
              If Ziggy shows anything this year, they'll franchise him.
              He'll have to go more than a week without getting hurt.
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              • #22
                Originally posted by bronconick View Post
                He'll have to go more than a week without getting hurt.
                As long as he doesn't tear his ACL doing the Discount Double Check...
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                • #23
                  Re: Detroit Lions 2017: Just One Playoff Victory. Please?

                  Originally posted by bronconick View Post
                  Stafford signs a 5 year deal and passes Carr's contract

                  NFL Network says $135 million, 27 per
                  $50MM signing bonus, $92MM guaranteed.

                  Between this and being one of the last of the old rookie minimum contracts, he may have the highest total earnings in NFL history by the time this is over.
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                  • #24
                    Re: Detroit Lions 2017: Just One Playoff Victory. Please?

                    Originally posted by Twitch Boy View Post
                    $50MM signing bonus, $92MM guaranteed.

                    Between this and being one of the last of the old rookie minimum contracts, he may have the highest total earnings in NFL history by the time this is over.
                    He'll need it to pay for his CTE care in 20 years.

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                    • #25
                      Re: Detroit Lions 2017: Just One Playoff Victory. Please?

                      Laken Tomlinson to the 49ers for a 5th round pick.
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                      • #26
                        Prediction for this year: 10-6, first round exit.
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                        • #27
                          Re: Detroit Lions 2017: Just One Playoff Victory. Please?

                          7-9, miss the playoffs. This team has issues on both lines, with Taylor Decker being injured, and more injuries taking out both the pass rush and DL depth.
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                          • #28
                            Originally posted by Hammer View Post
                            7-9, miss the playoffs. This team has issues on both lines, with Taylor Decker being injured, and more injuries taking out both the pass rush and DL depth.
                            Last year, our record should have been 3-13.
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                            • #29
                              If 10-6, I'd offer punch and pie.

                              But I know there won't be punch and pie this year, only burned toast and cough syrup. Hammer, if you will, I need you to pick up Wonder Bread and store brand cough syrup, then set your toaster as high as it will go.
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                              • #30
                                Re: Detroit Lions 2017: Just One Playoff Victory. Please?

                                This is a dumpster fire.
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