You're gonna have to choose, Flag. You can't love both of them anymore. Take a deep breath, and go with your heart.
Edit: Nope. Jones is walking it back now. He's found his way out of the cognitive dissonance his followers felt when Mommy and Daddy were fighting!!!
To others: that clip is great because it uses all of Flag's terminology exactly the way he uses it, even down to the meandering delivery. Clearly, Jones has been hypnotized by Flag.