I haven't been this sick since grade school. This morning I woke up to blood covering my pillow because I must have sneezed so hard it ruptured a vessel in my nose. I'm pretty sure I have the hantavirus or something.
Did you check for a horse head? Maybe someone was making an offer you couldn't refuse?
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