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    Re: What the Fark 4: It's not unusual to be strange anymore

    United is now serving scorpion with their in flight meals.

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    Re: What the Fark 4: It's not unusual to be strange anymore

    I'm filling out a 1040EZ for my daughter. The instructions are getting a lot more inclusive:

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    Re: What the Fark 4: It's not unusual to be strange anymore

    Quote Originally Posted by ShirtlessBob View Post
    United is now serving scorpion with their in flight meals.

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    I wouldn't shame UAL too much for that. Those little buggers can crawl into/out of just about anything. Probably hitched a ride in another pax's luggage.

    Still the icing on the cake of a sh*t week for them.
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    Quote Originally Posted by FadeToBlack&Gold View Post
    I wouldn't shame UAL too much for that. Those little buggers can crawl into/out of just about anything. Probably hitched a ride in another pax's luggage.

    Still the icing on the cake of a sh*t week for them.
    There are probably a dozen creepy flight stories a week -- there are a LOT of flights. Now anything with UAL is going to get top billing.

    Good.

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    2 weeks old but I don't know how we all missed it.
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    Re: What the Fark 4: It's not unusual to be strange anymore

    Florida deserves its own category.

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    Re: What the Fark 4: It's not unusual to be strange anymore

    Quote Originally Posted by ShirtlessBob View Post
    One of the reasons I've heard for all the silly news coming out of Florida is its Sunshine Law. It requires public servants to document communication with the public and provide open access to that documentation, so every silly thing that happens involving cops, paramedics, fire, etc. is neatly documented and the press can go to town.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kepler View Post
    There are probably a dozen creepy flight stories a week -- there are a LOT of flights. Now anything with UAL is going to get top billing.

    Good.

    F-ck them right in the shareprice.
    The best part of this, is how it was a #TotalUnitedMove. They literally stole the "Airline Shenanigans" spotlight from Delta, who was coming off what was arguably their worst week of operations in at least a decade. Ed Bastian has to be thanking United for taking Delta's failures out of the press. It's like they were at a bar last Saturday night, and this happened:

    Delta: "Well, that'll be the worst week ANY of us will have for awhile."

    United: "Hold my beer, and watch this..."
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    Re: What the Fark 4: It's not unusual to be strange anymore

    I don't remember delta even being in the news.

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    Re: What the Fark 4: It's not unusual to be strange anymore

    Quote Originally Posted by dxmnkd316 View Post
    I don't remember delta even being in the news.
    Delta spent almost 5 days recovering from a 100-year thunderstorm event that happened in ATL on 4/4, because they (and all the other airlines), have cut flights to the point that aircraft are usually full, or close to full. So, the whole mess cascaded, and a lot of people were stranded for 3+ days due to lack of seats. It doesn't help that Delta and AA ended their interline agreement last year. So, a bunch of folks eventually gave up and booked tickets on other carriers.
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    Re: What the Fark 4: It's not unusual to be strange anymore

    Quote Originally Posted by FadeToBlack&Gold View Post
    Delta spent almost 5 days recovering from a 100-year thunderstorm event that happened in ATL on 4/4, because they (and all the other airlines), have cut flights to the point that aircraft are usually full, or close to full. So, the whole mess cascaded, and a lot of people were stranded for 3+ days due to lack of seats. It doesn't help that Delta and AA ended their interline agreement last year. So, a bunch of folks eventually gave up and booked tickets on other carriers.
    That hundred year event will happen every year from here on and maybe twice per year. I avoid atlanta like the plague.
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    Quote Originally Posted by manurespreader View Post
    That hundred year event will happen every year from here on and maybe twice per year. I avoid atlanta like the plague.
    Though if you must pass through ATL, it does have better food options than other Delta hubs (One Flew South, Low Country, Varasano's, etc.). Assuming you like bumping and elbowing your way through throngs of other passengers, of course.
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    Re: What the Fark 4: It's not unusual to be strange anymore

    Quote Originally Posted by FadeToBlack&Gold View Post
    The best part of this, is how it was a #TotalUnitedMove. They literally stole the "Airline Shenanigans" spotlight from Delta, who was coming off what was arguably their worst week of operations in at least a decade. Ed Bastian has to be thanking United for taking Delta's failures out of the press. It's like they were at a bar last Saturday night, and this happened:

    Delta: "Well, that'll be the worst week ANY of us will have for awhile."

    United: "Hold my beer, and watch this..."
    I've been thinking John Mulaney needs to update his airport bit with United instead of Delta.
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    Re: What the Fark 4: It's not unusual to be strange anymore

    Runner drinks a beer for every mile of half-marathon, finishes in under 2 hours.

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    Re: What the Fark 4: It's not unusual to be strange anymore

    Quote Originally Posted by ShirtlessBob View Post
    Runner drinks a beer for every mile of half-marathon, finishes in under 2 hours.

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    Re: What the Fark 4: It's not unusual to be strange anymore

    Quote Originally Posted by ShirtlessBob View Post
    Runner drinks a beer for every mile of half-marathon, finishes in under 2 hours.

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    I think he just turned distance running into golf.
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    Re: What the Fark 4: It's not unusual to be strange anymore

    Quote Originally Posted by St. Clown View Post
    I think he just turned distance running into golf.
    I cracked 2 hours ONCE in a half-marathon, and I did it without coffee or booze.

    Kep, if I tried that with tequila, they'd be picking me up at mile 3.
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    Imagine waking up and finding a 9 foot gator in your house

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    Re: What the Fark 4: It's not unusual to be strange anymore

    Anyone have a Nigerian uncle??

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    Re: What the Fark 4: It's not unusual to be strange anymore

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    Anyone have a Nigerian uncle??

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