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  • Stop the Mad Pooper!

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    • Re: What the Fark 4: It's not unusual to be strange anymore

      Originally posted by ShirtlessBob View Post
      Stop the Mad Pooper!

      http://deadsp.in/2oZVNAC
      Top comment candidate.
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      College Hockey 6       College Football 0
      BTHC 4                 WCHA FC:  1
      Originally posted by SanTropez
      May your paint thinner run dry and the fleas of a thousand camels infest your dead deer.
      Originally posted by bigblue_dl
      I don't even know how to classify magic vagina smoke babies..
      Originally posted by Kepler
      When the giraffes start building radio telescopes they can join too.
      He's probably going to be a superstar but that man has more baggage than North West

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      • Guy tries to have sex with a 5 lb weight... gets his rod stuck...

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        • Re: What the Fark 4: It's not unusual to be strange anymore

          Originally posted by ShirtlessBob View Post
          Guy tries to have sex with a 5 lb weight... gets his rod stuck...

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          • Re: What the Fark 4: It's not unusual to be strange anymore

            Originally posted by ShirtlessBob View Post
            Guy tries to have sex with a 5 lb weight... gets his rod stuck...

            http://deadsp.in/DxXmpy1
            ...
            If you need the Jaws of Life to save your dick, you’ve taken a wrong turn.
            ...

            ROFLMAO!

            It never occurred to me to try, and I have a lot of weights in my basement.
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            • Originally posted by dxmnkd316 View Post
              Top comment candidate.
              1. Mad Pooper is a weak name. Charmin SanDiego is better.

              2. The runner in me wants to know if she pauses her Garmin.
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              • Originally posted by St. Clown View Post
                ......

                ROFLMAO!

                It never occurred to me to try, and I have a lot of weights in my basement.
                And I thought Put It Where It Doesn't Belong was a fake porn title from Clerks.
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                • Re: What the Fark 4: It's not unusual to be strange anymore

                  http://www.newsweek.com/duck-*****es...r-males-668147

                  Huh.


                  (ETA: Replace the *s with the anatomical name for a schwanzstucker.
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                  As of 9/21/10:         As of 9/13/10:
                  College Hockey 6       College Football 0
                  BTHC 4                 WCHA FC:  1
                  Originally posted by SanTropez
                  May your paint thinner run dry and the fleas of a thousand camels infest your dead deer.
                  Originally posted by bigblue_dl
                  I don't even know how to classify magic vagina smoke babies..
                  Originally posted by Kepler
                  When the giraffes start building radio telescopes they can join too.
                  He's probably going to be a superstar but that man has more baggage than North West

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                  • My Alma mater is now offering a degree in what is essentially marijuana studies.


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                    • Re: What the Fark 4: It's not unusual to be strange anymore

                      Originally posted by ShirtlessBob View Post
                      My Alma mater is now offering a degree in what is essentially marijuana studies.


                      http://www.9and10news.com/2017/09/21...uana-industry/
                      Someone probably confused "glaucoma" with "gonorrhea".
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                      • Re: What the Fark 4: It's not unusual to be strange anymore

                        Originally posted by bigblue_dl View Post
                        Someone probably confused "glaucoma" with "gonorrhea".
                        Actual LOL. Very rare.
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                        • Pumpkin Spice pizza now exists.

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                          • Re: What the Fark 4: It's not unusual to be strange anymore

                            And guys, she's single.
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                            • Re: What the Fark 4: It's not unusual to be strange anymore

                              Kentucky.
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                              • Re: What the Fark 4: It's not unusual to be strange anymore

                                Originally posted by Kepler View Post
                                And guys, she's single.
                                If she runs afoul of the law again, even for a speeding ticket, it's lifer time. I'm all for second chances, and this case is extreme.
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