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  • #31
    Re: What the Fark 4: It's not unusual to be strange anymore

    Originally posted by jerphisch View Post
    I have no words...Definitely NSFW
    Why is that news? Seriously? An "artist?" Attention whore, at best. Honestly.
    Never really developed a taste for tequila. Kind of hard to understand how you make a drink out of something that sharp, inhospitable. Now, bourbon is easy to understand.
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    • #32
      Re: What the Fark 4: It's not unusual to be strange anymore

      Originally posted by Brenthoven View Post
      Why is that news? Seriously? An "artist?" Attention whore, at best. Honestly.
      Not a very good one, I'm pretty sure I'll never be in a position to recognize him based on that picture.

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      • #33
        Re: What the Fark 4: It's not unusual to be strange anymore

        Now this is how you write a news story. Extra credit for verisimilitude if you read it to yourself in an Aussie accent.

        “I started telling (her) about backpackers are more likely to get eaten by crocodiles than Australians so we decided to go down to the river and test the theory,” he said.

        Mr de Paauw said the crocodile immediately grabbed his arm and didn’t let go when he punched it in the snout, only finally releasing him when he gouged it in the eye.

        Mr De Paauw said he had consumed “about ten cups of goon” before jumping in the river but denied he was “one of the stupidest people around” simply replying “haters gonna hate”.

        Officers from the department of Environment and Heritage Protection have set a trap to capture the crocodile, which is believed to be about 3m long.

        “I don’t want that crocodile harmed, I want it released back into the wild and I want it to have a happy life,” Mr De Paauw said.

        EARLIER: A QUEENSLAND teenager who jumped into a crocodile-infested river went through with the “dare” to impress a female backpacker.
        Lee De Paauw was mauled by a crocodile after leaping into a river at Innisfail on a so-called “dare” and was witnessed “screaming and splashing the second he hit the water”.

        De Paauw, 18, managed to escape the jaws of a crocodile, which was believed to be up to 3m long, by punching it in the head repeatedly as a female backpacker watched on, unable to help as the attack unfolded.

        De Paauw has since revealed he accepted the dare to impress the young British backpacker.

        “I just wanted to show the backpacker. I got her number and her name is Sophie,” he told Nova FM’s Fitzy and Wippa on Monday.
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        • #34
          Re: What the Fark 4: It's not unusual to be strange anymore

          He voted.
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          ECAC Champion 1967, 1968, 1969, 1970, 1973, 1980, 1986, 1996, 1997, 2003, 2005, 2010
          Ivy League Champion 1966, 1967, 1968, 1969, 1970, 1971, 1972, 1973, 1977, 1978, 1983, 1984, 1985, 1996, 1997, 2002, 2003, 2004, 2005, 2012, 2014, 2018, 2019, 2020

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          • #35
            Re: What the Fark 4: It's not unusual to be strange anymore

            But Andre couldn't fly, Andre died.
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            • #36
              Re: What the Fark 4: It's not unusual to be strange anymore

              What a Maroon.
              http://www.grandforksherald.com/ente...ess-goes-viral

              Had all the letters but the 'M' in A STREETCAR NAMED DESIRE' and spun for one more letter - picked 'K'

              I hope he feels really stupid.
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              • #37
                No link, but someone in Flint got busted for returning Indiana pop cans in Michigan.

                Seinfeld episode in real life.
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                • #38
                  Re: What the Fark 4: It's not unusual to be strange anymore

                  Originally posted by ShirtlessBob View Post
                  No link, but someone in Flint got busted for returning Indiana pop cans in Michigan.

                  Seinfeld episode in real life.
                  #SeinfeldSucks sayeth the snobs.

                  In before Kepler and dx!

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                  • #39
                    Re: What the Fark 4: It's not unusual to be strange anymore

                    Arglebargle seinfeld sucks grmuble grumble
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                    • #40
                      Re: What the Fark 4: It's not unusual to be strange anymore

                      Originally posted by FadeToBlack&Gold View Post
                      #SeinfeldSucks sayeth the snobs.

                      In before Kepler and dx!
                      Forgot about me! Seinfeld blew goats. And sucked, too.
                      Never really developed a taste for tequila. Kind of hard to understand how you make a drink out of something that sharp, inhospitable. Now, bourbon is easy to understand.
                      Tastes like a warm summer day. -Raylan Givens

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                      • #41
                        Re: What the Fark 4: It's not unusual to be strange anymore

                        Hey, get your own arglebargle
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                        College Hockey 6       College Football 0
                        BTHC 4                 WCHA FC:  1
                        Originally posted by SanTropez
                        May your paint thinner run dry and the fleas of a thousand camels infest your dead deer.
                        Originally posted by bigblue_dl
                        I don't even know how to classify magic vagina smoke babies..
                        Originally posted by Kepler
                        When the giraffes start building radio telescopes they can join too.
                        He's probably going to be a superstar but that man has more baggage than North West

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                        • #42
                          Re: What the Fark 4: It's not unusual to be strange anymore

                          Union College needs to expand their curriculum. http://www.syracuse.com/state/index....he_wins_1.html

                          BTW, still not upstate.

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                          • #43
                            Re: What the Fark 4: It's not unusual to be strange anymore

                            Originally posted by FlagDUDE08 View Post
                            upstate.
                            The woodchucks begin at Mount Vernon.
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                            ECAC Champion 1967, 1968, 1969, 1970, 1973, 1980, 1986, 1996, 1997, 2003, 2005, 2010
                            Ivy League Champion 1966, 1967, 1968, 1969, 1970, 1971, 1972, 1973, 1977, 1978, 1983, 1984, 1985, 1996, 1997, 2002, 2003, 2004, 2005, 2012, 2014, 2018, 2019, 2020

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                            • #44
                              Re: What the Fark 4: It's not unusual to be strange anymore

                              Originally posted by Kepler View Post
                              The woodchucks begin at Mount Vernon.
                              Upstate line is the latitude of the mean southern edge of Lake Ontario.

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                              • #45
                                Re: What the Fark 4: It's not unusual to be strange anymore

                                Endorsed.
                                Cornell University
                                National Champion 1967, 1970
                                ECAC Champion 1967, 1968, 1969, 1970, 1973, 1980, 1986, 1996, 1997, 2003, 2005, 2010
                                Ivy League Champion 1966, 1967, 1968, 1969, 1970, 1971, 1972, 1973, 1977, 1978, 1983, 1984, 1985, 1996, 1997, 2002, 2003, 2004, 2005, 2012, 2014, 2018, 2019, 2020

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