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    Re: What the Fark 4: It's not unusual to be strange anymore

    Quote Originally Posted by joecct View Post
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    The magic word didn't copy across. At five letters, I'm actually unsure what it is. Oh, never mind. Got it. Wow, that's... uh... that's pretty big.

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    Re: What the Fark 4: It's not unusual to be strange anymore

    Ever see the seagulls come in after the catch of the day lands?

    From the same page.

    Deputies said Danny Hollis Jr. was smoking something called “wasp,” a mixture of meth and bug spray.

    On Monday night around 7 p.m. on Gimlet Road, deputies responded to a call about a naked man inside a house.

    Investigators said Hollis broke into the home, sat at the family dinner table and cut his own throat in front of four children and a mother.

    “This man walks in. The family is all in there, minding their own business. He is stripped naked. He says the dog is looking at him. He grabs a knife and he cuts his throat. He goes up stairs and jumps out a window
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kepler View Post
    Ever see the seagulls come in after the catch of the day lands?

    From the same page.
    Almost won a Darwin Award.

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    Re: What the Fark 4: It's not unusual to be strange anymore

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    Almost won a Darwin Award.
    I'm gonna go out on a limb here and guess he will be invited back as a future contestant.
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    Re: What the Fark 4: It's not unusual to be strange anymore

    Quote Originally Posted by Kepler View Post
    The magic word didn't copy across. At five letters, I'm actually unsure what it is. Oh, never mind. Got it. Wow, that's... uh... that's pretty big.

    Qun Chen is displeased.
    The magic "word" is that the pen-is mightier, uh, well, that pen is mighty big.
    And yeah, Qun Chen: redefining not happy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kepler View Post
    The magic word didn't copy across. At five letters, I'm actually unsure what it is. Oh, never mind. Got it. Wow, that's... uh... that's pretty big.

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    put Christmas lights on it??

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    Re: What the Fark 4: It's not unusual to be strange anymore

    Quote Originally Posted by joecct View Post
    put Christmas lights on it??
    Itís not a palm tree.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dxmnkd316 View Post
    Itís not a palm tree.
    It could be surrounded by palms.

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    Re: What the Fark 4: It's not unusual to be strange anymore

    http://www.cnn.com/2017/12/27/us/cal...age/index.html

    Geoff Fienberg, who was on the "It's a Small World" ride when the outage happened, told CNN it wasn't much of an ordeal after the ride stopped.

    "About 60%-70% of the way through the ride the power just went off," he said. The guests sat "25 minutes in the dark" and were eventually escorted off.

    He said everyone was "pretty calm" and there was no "danger" or "commotion." The attraction is a boat ride in the Fantasyland area.

    "It was just dark, music was still playing, so that will be in most of our heads probably for the following year."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Twitch Boy View Post
    The **** song is on emergency power.
    That's the funniest story I have read all year. Thank you.
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    Re: What the Fark 4: It's not unusual to be strange anymore

    It's that time of year again, the Fark headlines of the year contests.

    http://www.fark.com/goto/9853792/www...mments/9853792 - Main page

    http://www.fark.com/goto/9853784/www...mments/9853784 - politics that made it to the main page

    http://www.fark.com/goto/9853781/www...mments/9853781 - puns and wordplay

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    Re: What the Fark 4: It's not unusual to be strange anymore

    Quote Originally Posted by Twitch Boy View Post
    http://www.cnn.com/2017/12/27/us/cal...age/index.html

    The **** song is on emergency power.
    A small world indeed.

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    From Pennsylvania: over 3,300 people requested a permit to eat roadkill.

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    Re: What the Fark 4: It's not unusual to be strange anymore

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    From Pennsylvania: over 3,300 people requested a permit to eat roadkill.

    http://deadsp.in/U4JRaTl
    I would hope "non-edible" is just the pelt and bones. Once you butcher the tenderloins and backstraps, a bunch of great bratwurst can be made with the remaining meat, cut 50/50 with pork.

    The tongue is pretty edible, if you smoke it and serve it on rye with mustard. You won't get as much as you would with beef though.

    Can't comment on the other organ meats, though I imagine heart and liver are similar, but have much "gamier" flavor.
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    Re: What the Fark 4: It's not unusual to be strange anymore

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    The **** song is on emergency power.
    That song will be the soundtrack to my hell. If one has never experienced that ride, one will not truly know the pain...
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    Re: What the Fark 4: It's not unusual to be strange anymore

    I got a friend request from someone I didnít know. I look T the profile pictures and for the first like six years of the profile itís a very black woman. Then since about December 26th age moved to Minnesota, got a new job, and turned into a very white woman.

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    Re: What the Fark 4: It's not unusual to be strange anymore

    That community is already in the process of dissolution where each man begins to eye his neighbor as a possible enemy, where non-conformity with the accepted creed, political as well as religious, is a mark of disaffection; where denunciation, without specification or backing, takes the place of evidence; where orthodoxy chokes freedom of dissent; where faith in the eventual supremacy of reason has become so timid that we dare not enter our convictions in the open lists, to win or lose.

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    Re: What the Fark 4: It's not unusual to be strange anymore

    http://www.9news.com/news/local/derp...ecks/503243048

    I suspect that acronym will need a re-think.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Twitch Boy View Post
    http://www.9news.com/news/local/derp...ecks/503243048

    I suspect that acronym will need a re-think.
    Oh come on, think of the possibilities...

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