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    What the Fark 4: It's not unusual to be strange anymore

    Continuing the collection of oopsies and other faux pas.

    Submitted for your consideration, Le Grande Oopsie!!

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    Re: What the Fark 4: It's not unusual to be strange anymore

    Oops

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kepler View Post
    Again? You have a Curtis Lemay obsession about that area.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kepler View Post
    That billboard is all sorts of ****ed up. Also, they do realize that the Two Income Economy is a Republican creation, correct?
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    Quote Originally Posted by joecct View Post
    Again?
    As often as necessary.

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    Twenty. Gallons.
    https://www.theguardian.com/science/...eals-the-truth

    What is wrong with you people.
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Sicatoka View Post
    Twenty. Gallons.
    https://www.theguardian.com/science/...eals-the-truth

    What is wrong with you people.
    We're testing the blue-dye stories.
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    I'm going to go out on a limb and guess this is the weirdest story you'll read all day.

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    Google Translate's sarcasm detector may be broken.
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    Thus spake the Baltimore Oracle:

    Calling the United States a “land of dreams and opportunity,” the newly confirmed housing and urban development secretary said, “There were other immigrants who came here in the bottom of slave ships, worked even longer, even harder for less.” He added: “They too had a dream that one day their sons, daughters, grandsons, granddaughters, great grandsons, great granddaughters might pursue prosperity and happiness in this land.”

    It’s unclear what the retired neurosurgeon meant by the suggestion that immigrants came over on slave ships; however, the NAACP responded to Carson’s claim with a one-word response: “Immigrants???”
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    (in hushed tone) OK, everybody. Hide behind the furniture and don't make a sound. Rover, can you get the lights over there?

    (flick)

    (darkness and silence)

    (... a long wait...)





    (knock, knock, knock)

    Flag? Come on in, buddy. How ya doing?

    I know, man, something's wrong with the lights -- can you try that switch there?

    (flick)

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    When doing a rally or protest, try not to tick off the Diesel drivers. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rYPMbLO4pAY
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    I'm not happy about it either, but Flag is correct (cue the Twilight Zone music!).
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    Ahh crap I agree exactly with what FlagDude said.
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    I never thought I would say this, but you are right.
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    And yet, even if Flaggy is complete tinfoil hat, every day it looks closer and closer to the truth.
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    So flaggy: you win.

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    To whichever mod(s) cleaned up all the spam, thank you. I guess the Mandarin was a bridge too far?
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    Quote Originally Posted by joecct View Post
    Shouldn't this be in the Geniunely Nice Planet thread instead?
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    I'll give anyone ONE guess what country created this.....

    http://www.rebelcircus.com/blog/fake...fashion-trend/
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    Quote Originally Posted by Brenthoven View Post
    I'll give anyone ONE guess what country created this.....

    http://www.rebelcircus.com/blog/fake...fashion-trend/
    My guess is Australia. I consider us to be only the second-crassest country on Earth.

    My second guess is Israel because they're f-cked up about s-x and Israeli men are legendary do-uchebags.

    My third guess is Japan because of the used panty machines but it's still too gross for them and anyway I don't think their ladies are going to be leading the league in this new metric.

    My final guess is Florida. Florida is a country, right?
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    Re: What the Fark 4: It's not unusual to be strange anymore

    Quote Originally Posted by Kepler View Post
    My guess is Australia. I consider us to be only the second-crassest country on Earth.

    My second guess is Israel because they're f-cked up about s-x and Israeli men are legendary do-uchebags.

    My third guess is Japan because of the used panty machines but it's still too gross for them and anyway I don't think their ladies are going to be leading the league in this new metric.

    My final guess is Florida. Florida is a country, right?
    He gave you one guess - ONE GUESS - not four.

    One guess, because if it's really weird in a sexual way, it's from Japan.
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