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  • #406
    Re: What the Fark 4: It's not unusual to be strange anymore

    Originally posted by joecct View Post
    Along with man buns, a sure sign of the decline of civilization!!!

    https://www.kickstarter.com/projects...ive-led-lashes
    The problem with wearable tech is it's so boring. Jesus, people. If you're going to try to amuse me THEN YOU BETTER AMUSE ME!!!

    As for civilization, it's been in the sh-tter since women stopped dressing like this at work.
    Last edited by Kepler; 06-21-2017, 03:40 PM.
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    • #407
      Re: What the Fark 4: It's not unusual to be strange anymore

      In Russia, growing a beard keeps you on the straight and narrow??!!

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      • #408
        Re: What the Fark 4: It's not unusual to be strange anymore

        Originally posted by joecct View Post
        In Russia, growing a beard keeps you on the straight and narrow??!!

        http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/fas...de764a07f0d244
        Well, that explains Putin's simultaneous animosity towards America and trying to cozy on up to Trump.
        "The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command." George Orwell, 1984

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        • #409
          Re: What the Fark 4: It's not unusual to be strange anymore

          Originally posted by St. Clown View Post
          Well, that explains Putin's simultaneous animosity towards America and trying to cozy on up to Trump.
          LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!


          (and I'm safe. I don't think I haven't had a beard in a decade)
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          • #410
            Re: What the Fark 4: It's not unusual to be strange anymore

            Originally posted by joecct View Post
            In Russia, growing a beard keeps you on the straight and narrow??!!

            http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/fas...de764a07f0d244
            So is Dear Leader Vlad going to grow a beard, then?

            I have a beard. So in Russia, I guess that means I'm into chicks. Has Vlad ever been confirmed to have a female companion? Just sayin'.

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            • #411
              Re: What the Fark 4: It's not unusual to be strange anymore

              Originally posted by FadeToBlack&Gold View Post
              Vlad ever been confirmed to have a female companion?
              Many. The Russian rhythmic gymnastics team is his personal pegboard.

              Gymnasts are among the few women he's taller than. Putin is a wee man.
              Last edited by Kepler; 06-22-2017, 02:19 PM.
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              • #412
                Re: What the Fark 4: It's not unusual to be strange anymore

                Originally posted by Kepler View Post
                Many. The Russian rhythmic gymnastics team is his personal pegboard.

                Gymnasts are among the few women he's taller than. Putin is a wee man.
                Ahh, so he likes them anorexic. Figures.

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                • #413
                  Re: What the Fark 4: It's not unusual to be strange anymore

                  Originally posted by FadeToBlack&Gold View Post
                  Ahh, so he likes them anorexic. Figures.
                  Gymnasts aren't anorexic. They have some of the biggest muscles you'll find in a woman not taking steroids.
                  "The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command." George Orwell, 1984

                  "One does not simply walk into Mordor. Its Black Gates are guarded by more than just Orcs. There is evil there that does not sleep, and the Great Eye is ever watchful. It is a barren wasteland, riddled with fire and ash and dust, the very air you breathe is a poisonous fume." Boromir

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                  • #414
                    Re: What the Fark 4: It's not unusual to be strange anymore

                    Originally posted by St. Clown View Post
                    Gymnasts aren't anorexic. They have some of the biggest muscles you'll find in a woman not taking steroids.
                    Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, bro...

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                    • #415
                      Re: What the Fark 4: It's not unusual to be strange anymore

                      God does not like Carnival??!!?!?!?

                      http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017...w-evangelical/
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                      • #416
                        Re: What the Fark 4: It's not unusual to be strange anymore

                        Chicagoland man arrested for selling undercover cops 2.26 kilos of Bisquick...
                        http://www.dailyherald.com/news/2017...-in-drug-deal-
                        Rafael Osorio Jr., 18, of the 600 block of Hampton Circle, was charged with four counts of unlawful delivery of a controlled substance, and one count of unlawful possession of a look-alike substance with intent to deliver, according to an Elgin Police Facebook post Friday and Kane County court records.

                        Jaime Anselmo, 19, of the 300 block of Ann Street, was charged with one count each of unlawful delivery of a controlled substance and possession of a look-alike substance with intent to deliver, police said.

                        They were arrested just before 5 p.m. Monday after a monthslong investigation into drug trafficking.

                        Osorio is charged with cocaine to undercover officers on Feb. 7, 10, and 27, according to court records.

                        The fourth time, he met police with Anselmo and the two had a box of pancake mix wrapped to look like a large quantity of drugs, police said.
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                        • #417
                          Re: What the Fark 4: It's not unusual to be strange anymore

                          Guy goes around road closed sign... and guess what happens next?

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                          • #418
                            Re: What the Fark 4: It's not unusual to be strange anymore

                            Originally posted by ShirtlessBob View Post
                            Guy goes around road closed sign... and guess what happens next?

                            http://upnorthlive.com/news/offbeat/...in-mt-pleasant
                            I was expecting something different.
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                            • #419
                              Re: What the Fark 4: It's not unusual to be strange anymore

                              Originally posted by ShirtlessBob View Post
                              Guy goes around road closed sign... and guess what happens next?

                              http://upnorthlive.com/news/offbeat/...in-mt-pleasant
                              I came across a sign warning of road construction up ahead, but it didn't say that the road was closed. Well, I came upon the section where the road was being reconstructed, and had a mini Dukes of Hazzard moment. Thankfully, my car landed flat into a bed of sand, and I was able to motor on out back to the fairway, so to speak.
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                              "One does not simply walk into Mordor. Its Black Gates are guarded by more than just Orcs. There is evil there that does not sleep, and the Great Eye is ever watchful. It is a barren wasteland, riddled with fire and ash and dust, the very air you breathe is a poisonous fume." Boromir

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                              • #420
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