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  • Re: What the Fark 4: It's not unusual to be strange anymore

    Last night on a Mets game thread I learned Princess Peach Porn is a real thing.

    I'm not sure I want to share a planet with you people...
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    • Originally posted by Kepler View Post
      Last night on a Mets game thread I learned Princess Peach Porn is a real thing.

      I'm not sure I want to share a planet with you people...
      Rule 34 dude.
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      • Re: What the Fark 4: It's not unusual to be strange anymore

        Originally posted by Jimjamesak View Post
        Rule 34 dude.
        Which was, indeed, my exact response
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        • Re: What the Fark 4: It's not unusual to be strange anymore

          Originally posted by Kepler View Post
          Last night on a Mets game thread I learned Princess Peach Porn is a real thing.

          I'm not sure I want to share a planet with you people...
          If there's a female character that's ever been created, and kids who saw that character in a game/show/etc. that they really enjoyed and have since grown into men, there's guaranteed to be some porn based upon her.
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          • Re: What the Fark 4: It's not unusual to be strange anymore

            Originally posted by St. Clown View Post
            If there's a female character that's ever been created, and kids who saw that character in a game/show/etc. that they really enjoyed and have since grown into men, there's guaranteed to be some porn based upon her.
            Hmm...
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            • Originally posted by Kepler View Post
              Hmm...
              Except she's real, not created.

              5/13 is the 100th Anniversary of the 1st Apparition at Fatima.
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              • Re: What the Fark 4: It's not unusual to be strange anymore

                Originally posted by joecct View Post
                Except she's real, not created.

                5/13 is the 100th Anniversary of the 1st Apparition at Fatima.
                (off to the religion thread!)
                The person was real. The persona was created.

                OK, so I have always been confused about "Fatima." There are multiple Fatimas (Fatimae?) right? On the one hand I hear the word mentioned in connection with the "black Madonnas" of the Gothic age (which I also don't understand, but anyway), but on the other hand there's a Fatimid Caliphate in Muslim history (although I don't remember where it is -- North Africa maybe? You could play as them in a Civ 3 DLC).

                So what's the deal? Are they related -- do they relate to a place? Are they totally unrelated and it's just a coincidence?

                Edit: OK, I used the google machine.

                Fatima was Mohammed's daughter so it's a common Muslim name (and the dynasty traced their lineage from that daughter). One particularly cute Fatima got herself kidnapped by a proto-Trumpian Christian in the 16th century and was then, depending on your source, either Stockholm Syndromed -- Christian sources, or raped -- Muslim sources and in all honesty a lot more likely, given how the victorious Christian Spanish defined "the spoils" of the Reconquista. "Plus Ultra," baby.

                There's a town in Portugal named after the unfortunate sex slave. In 1917, three school kids with a lot of free time and even more imagination had visions of Mary in the town, and Rome marketed the sh-t out of them, so now Mary has "Fatima" tacked on to her styling, which given Mary's spotty sexual history was maybe just a bit too on the nose even for the Holy See.

                I see no connection with the black Madonnas so evidently I conflated that, but I did learn that it's the medieval Poles who served Mary "black, like my men."
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                • Originally posted by Kepler View Post
                  The person was real. The persona was created.

                  OK, so I have always been confused about "Fatima." There are multiple Fatimas (Fatimae?) right? On the one hand I hear the word mentioned in connection with the "black Madonnas" of the Gothic age (which I also don't understand, but anyway), but on the other hand there's a Fatimid Caliphate in Muslim history (although I don't remember where it is -- North Africa maybe? You could play as them in a Civ 3 DLC).

                  So what's the deal? Are they related -- do they relate to a place? Are they totally unrelated and it's just a coincidence?

                  Edit: OK, I used the google machine.

                  Fatima was Mohammed's daughter so it's a common Muslim name (and the dynasty traced their lineage from that daughter). One particularly cute Fatima got herself kidnapped by a proto-Trumpian Christian in the 16th century and was then, depending on your source, either Stockholm Syndromed -- Christian sources, or raped -- Muslim sources and in all honesty a lot more likely, given how the victorious Christian Spanish defined "the spoils" of the Reconquista. "Plus Ultra," baby.

                  There's a town in Portugal named after the unfortunate sex slave. In 1917, three school kids with a lot of free time and even more imagination had visions of Mary in the town, and Rome marketed the sh-t out of them, so now Mary has "Fatima" tacked on to her styling, which given Mary's spotty sexual history was maybe just a bit too on the nose even for the Holy See.

                  I see no connection with the black Madonnas so evidently I conflated that, but I did learn that it's the medieval Poles who served Mary "black, like my men."
                  The Miracle of Fatima. 10/13/1917.

                  We should continue this in the religion thread.
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                  • Re: What the Fark 4: It's not unusual to be strange anymore

                    Originally posted by Kepler View Post
                    There's a town in Portugal named after the unfortunate sex slave. In 1917, three school kids with a lot of free time and even more imagination had visions of Mary in the town...
                    Shrooms. They had a vision quest, as the Native Americans would say.
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                    • Re: What the Fark 4: It's not unusual to be strange anymore

                      Originally posted by joecct View Post
                      The Miracle of Fatima. 10/13/1917.

                      We should continue this in the religion thread.
                      Yup, I got it on the re/search.

                      Religion is so much more interesting without the hocus pocus. And one would think that if miracles are possible, maybe a little less of the appearing to kids on break and a little more of say stopping the Holocaust.
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                      • Re: What the Fark 4: It's not unusual to be strange anymore

                        Originally posted by St. Clown View Post
                        Shrooms. They had a vision quest, as the Native Americans would say.
                        Hungry people see sh-t, too. Jesus went into the desert and starved himself and met the devil. If I go an hour past lunchtime I start seeing Cornell forwards who can stickhandle.
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                        • Re: What the Fark 4: It's not unusual to be strange anymore

                          That's brilliant.
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                          • Re: What the Fark 4: It's not unusual to be strange anymore

                            Originally posted by St. Clown View Post
                            If there's a female character that's ever been created, and kids who saw that character in a game/show/etc. that they really enjoyed and have since grown into men, there's guaranteed to be some porn based upon her.
                            Poor Erin Esurance. Drowned in a veritable tsunami of lewd fanart.
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                              Originally posted by Twitch Boy View Post
                              Poor Erin Esurance. Drowned in a veritable tsunami of lewd fanart.
                              I'd never even knew that character had a name, and completely forgot about it. I did a Google search for the name, and the images are less official and more said fanart. Wow.
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                              • Re: What the Fark 4: It's not unusual to be strange anymore

                                Originally posted by Twitch Boy View Post
                                Poor Erin Esurance. Drowned in a veritable tsunami of lewd fanart.
                                I remember hearing about that. And was unsurprised.
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