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  • #841
    Re: What the Fark 4: It's not unusual to be strange anymore

    Originally posted by joecct View Post
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    The magic word didn't copy across. At five letters, I'm actually unsure what it is. Oh, never mind. Got it. Wow, that's... uh... that's pretty big.

    Qun Chen is displeased.
    Last edited by Kepler; 12-27-2017, 01:50 PM.
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    • #842
      Re: What the Fark 4: It's not unusual to be strange anymore

      Ever see the seagulls come in after the catch of the day lands?

      From the same page.

      Deputies said Danny Hollis Jr. was smoking something called “wasp,” a mixture of meth and bug spray.

      On Monday night around 7 p.m. on Gimlet Road, deputies responded to a call about a naked man inside a house.

      Investigators said Hollis broke into the home, sat at the family dinner table and cut his own throat in front of four children and a mother.

      “This man walks in. The family is all in there, minding their own business. He is stripped naked. He says the dog is looking at him. He grabs a knife and he cuts his throat. He goes up stairs and jumps out a window
      Last edited by Kepler; 12-27-2017, 01:58 PM.
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      • #843
        Originally posted by Kepler View Post
        Ever see the seagulls come in after the catch of the day lands?

        From the same page.
        Almost won a Darwin Award.

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        • #844
          Re: What the Fark 4: It's not unusual to be strange anymore

          Originally posted by FadeToBlack&Gold View Post
          Almost won a Darwin Award.
          I'm gonna go out on a limb here and guess he will be invited back as a future contestant.
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          • #845
            Re: What the Fark 4: It's not unusual to be strange anymore

            Originally posted by Kepler View Post
            The magic word didn't copy across. At five letters, I'm actually unsure what it is. Oh, never mind. Got it. Wow, that's... uh... that's pretty big.

            Qun Chen is displeased.
            The magic "word" is that the pen-is mightier, uh, well, that pen is mighty big.
            And yeah, Qun Chen: redefining not happy.

            The link again: https://nypost.com/2017/12/27/enormo...ops-up-in-nyc/
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            • #846
              Originally posted by Kepler View Post
              The magic word didn't copy across. At five letters, I'm actually unsure what it is. Oh, never mind. Got it. Wow, that's... uh... that's pretty big.

              Qun Chen is displeased.
              put Christmas lights on it??
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              • #847
                Re: What the Fark 4: It's not unusual to be strange anymore

                Originally posted by joecct View Post
                put Christmas lights on it??
                It’s not a palm tree.
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                • #848
                  Originally posted by dxmnkd316 View Post
                  It’s not a palm tree.
                  It could be surrounded by palms.
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                  • #849
                    Re: What the Fark 4: It's not unusual to be strange anymore

                    http://www.cnn.com/2017/12/27/us/cal...age/index.html

                    Geoff Fienberg, who was on the "It's a Small World" ride when the outage happened, told CNN it wasn't much of an ordeal after the ride stopped.

                    "About 60%-70% of the way through the ride the power just went off," he said. The guests sat "25 minutes in the dark" and were eventually escorted off.

                    He said everyone was "pretty calm" and there was no "danger" or "commotion." The attraction is a boat ride in the Fantasyland area.

                    "It was just dark, music was still playing, so that will be in most of our heads probably for the following year."
                    The **** song is on emergency power.
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                    • #850
                      Re: What the Fark 4: It's not unusual to be strange anymore

                      Originally posted by Twitch Boy View Post
                      The **** song is on emergency power.
                      That's the funniest story I have read all year. Thank you.
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                      • #851
                        Re: What the Fark 4: It's not unusual to be strange anymore

                        It's that time of year again, the Fark headlines of the year contests.

                        http://www.fark.com/goto/9853792/www...mments/9853792 - Main page

                        http://www.fark.com/goto/9853784/www...mments/9853784 - politics that made it to the main page

                        http://www.fark.com/goto/9853781/www...mments/9853781 - puns and wordplay

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                        • #852
                          Re: What the Fark 4: It's not unusual to be strange anymore

                          Originally posted by Twitch Boy View Post
                          http://www.cnn.com/2017/12/27/us/cal...age/index.html

                          The **** song is on emergency power.
                          A small world indeed.

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                          • #853
                            From Pennsylvania: over 3,300 people requested a permit to eat roadkill.

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                            • #854
                              Re: What the Fark 4: It's not unusual to be strange anymore

                              Originally posted by ShirtlessBob View Post
                              From Pennsylvania: over 3,300 people requested a permit to eat roadkill.

                              http://deadsp.in/U4JRaTl
                              I would hope "non-edible" is just the pelt and bones. Once you butcher the tenderloins and backstraps, a bunch of great bratwurst can be made with the remaining meat, cut 50/50 with pork.

                              The tongue is pretty edible, if you smoke it and serve it on rye with mustard. You won't get as much as you would with beef though.

                              Can't comment on the other organ meats, though I imagine heart and liver are similar, but have much "gamier" flavor.

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                              • #855
                                Re: What the Fark 4: It's not unusual to be strange anymore

                                Originally posted by Twitch Boy View Post
                                http://www.cnn.com/2017/12/27/us/cal...age/index.html



                                The **** song is on emergency power.
                                That song will be the soundtrack to my hell. If one has never experienced that ride, one will not truly know the pain...
                                Never really developed a taste for tequila. Kind of hard to understand how you make a drink out of something that sharp, inhospitable. Now, bourbon is easy to understand.
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