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  • #46
    Re: 2017 MLB Season - The Goat Memorial Thread

    I dunno. There are a few White Sox fans who like him.


    I'm still confused why liking baseballs kitschy words makes me a hawk fan.
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    Originally posted by bigblue_dl
    I don't even know how to classify magic vagina smoke babies..
    Originally posted by Kepler
    When the giraffes start building radio telescopes they can join too.
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    • #47
      Originally posted by dxmnkd316 View Post
      I dunno. There are a few White Sox fans who like him.


      I'm still confused why liking baseballs kitschy words makes me a hawk fan.
      Because he's the only one still using can of corn on major League broadcasts?

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      • #48
        Re: 2017 MLB Season - The Goat Memorial Thread

        That's sad.
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        Originally posted by SanTropez
        May your paint thinner run dry and the fleas of a thousand camels infest your dead deer.
        Originally posted by bigblue_dl
        I don't even know how to classify magic vagina smoke babies..
        Originally posted by Kepler
        When the giraffes start building radio telescopes they can join too.
        He's probably going to be a superstar but that man has more baggage than North West

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        • #49
          Re: 2017 MLB Season - The Goat Memorial Thread

          Can of corn and duckfart are great terms. However, I'd rather listen to Buck AND Collinsworth as a team than listen to Hawk Harrelson.
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          • #50
            Re: 2017 MLB Season - The Goat Memorial Thread

            Hawk Harrelson reminds me that I'm glad the Tigers got rid of Rod Allen.

            There's also a Hawk drinking game. Not gonna play, because I'd be dead by the time the night is over.
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            • #51
              Originally posted by dxmnkd316 View Post
              Unlike Trump, baseball has the best words.

              Can of corn. Duckfart single.
              Ducks on the pond. Fire up the merry-go-round. (--Don Sutton)

              The older baseball guys have the best colored descriptions.
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              • #52
                Re: 2017 MLB Season - The Goat Memorial Thread

                Originally posted by aparch View Post
                Fire up the merry-go-round. (--Don Sutton)
                "Don Sutton is a f-cking as-shole."

                You're right. Baseball does have the best expressions.
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                • #53
                  Re: 2017 MLB Season - The Goat Memorial Thread

                  Originally posted by Kepler View Post
                  "Don Sutton is a f-cking as-shole."

                  You're right. Baseball does have the best expressions.
                  I thought you were quoting Earl Weaver in response to Tom Moore from Baltimore.
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                  May your paint thinner run dry and the fleas of a thousand camels infest your dead deer.
                  Originally posted by bigblue_dl
                  I don't even know how to classify magic vagina smoke babies..
                  Originally posted by Kepler
                  When the giraffes start building radio telescopes they can join too.
                  He's probably going to be a superstar but that man has more baggage than North West

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                  • #54
                    Re: 2017 MLB Season - The Goat Memorial Thread

                    Originally posted by dxmnkd316 View Post
                    I thought you were quoting Earl Weaver in response to Tom Moore from Baltimore.
                    Earl was so awesome.
                    Never really developed a taste for tequila. Kind of hard to understand how you make a drink out of something that sharp, inhospitable. Now, bourbon is easy to understand.
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                    • #55
                      Re: 2017 MLB Season - The Goat Memorial Thread

                      I celebrate his birthday every year. Only as a tribute to the greatest swearer ever to live.
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                      Originally posted by SanTropez
                      May your paint thinner run dry and the fleas of a thousand camels infest your dead deer.
                      Originally posted by bigblue_dl
                      I don't even know how to classify magic vagina smoke babies..
                      Originally posted by Kepler
                      When the giraffes start building radio telescopes they can join too.
                      He's probably going to be a superstar but that man has more baggage than North West

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                      • #56
                        Re: 2017 MLB Season - The Goat Memorial Thread

                        Originally posted by dxmnkd316 View Post
                        I celebrate his birthday every year. Only as a tribute to the greatest swearer ever to live.
                        Overall, I agree. For a single rant, Jerry Burns comes close, Lee Elia in close contention also.
                        Never really developed a taste for tequila. Kind of hard to understand how you make a drink out of something that sharp, inhospitable. Now, bourbon is easy to understand.
                        Tastes like a warm summer day. -Raylan Givens

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                        • #57
                          Re: 2017 MLB Season - The Goat Memorial Thread

                          Nope. None even in the same ballpark.

                          Exhibit 1:
                          https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QWQbN0jFo_k

                          Exhibit 2:
                          https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=f6cmqUTPn08
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                          Originally posted by SanTropez
                          May your paint thinner run dry and the fleas of a thousand camels infest your dead deer.
                          Originally posted by bigblue_dl
                          I don't even know how to classify magic vagina smoke babies..
                          Originally posted by Kepler
                          When the giraffes start building radio telescopes they can join too.
                          He's probably going to be a superstar but that man has more baggage than North West

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                          • #58
                            Re: 2017 MLB Season - The Goat Memorial Thread

                            Originally posted by dxmnkd316 View Post
                            Nope. None even in the same ballpark.

                            Exhibit 1:
                            https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QWQbN0jFo_k

                            Exhibit 2:
                            https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=f6cmqUTPn08
                            That's why I said single rant. OVERALL, Earl rules all. Not even close. For a single, one-off rant......Lee Elia and Uncle Jerry are up there.

                            And don't bring up Manager's Corner. Probably knew about that before you were a gleam in your daddy's eye, so to speak.
                            Never really developed a taste for tequila. Kind of hard to understand how you make a drink out of something that sharp, inhospitable. Now, bourbon is easy to understand.
                            Tastes like a warm summer day. -Raylan Givens

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                            • #59
                              Re: 2017 MLB Season - The Goat Memorial Thread

                              Tommy Lasorda can run with the best of them as well.

                              He's not a fan of Kurt Bevacqua (starts at 0:37): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzjW...h%20Old%20Pros

                              He didn't like what Dave Kingman did to his team, either: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LIwr...l=will%20lewis

                              The 77 Series didn't go according to plan, either: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r9px...hannel=ruffbiz
                              Last edited by Hammer; 02-26-2017, 03:15 PM.
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                              • #60
                                Re: 2017 MLB Season - The Goat Memorial Thread

                                Twins play 22 of their 25 April games against the AL Central. They will literally be out of contention for a division title before May starts!

                                The only up side is that they see the White Sox 6 times.
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