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    Re: 2017 MLB Season - The Goat Memorial Thread

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    Unlike Trump, baseball has the best words.

    Can of corn. Duckfart single.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dxmnkd316 View Post
    Can of corn. Duckfart single.
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    Re: 2017 MLB Season - The Goat Memorial Thread

    I hate hawk.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dxmnkd316 View Post
    I hate hawk.
    Doesn't everybody? I mean that seriously -- doesn't everybody think Hawk is worse than anal polyp cancer?
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    I dunno. There are a few White Sox fans who like him.


    I'm still confused why liking baseballs kitschy words makes me a hawk fan.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dxmnkd316 View Post
    I dunno. There are a few White Sox fans who like him.


    I'm still confused why liking baseballs kitschy words makes me a hawk fan.
    Because he's the only one still using can of corn on major League broadcasts?

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    That's sad.

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    Can of corn and duckfart are great terms. However, I'd rather listen to Buck AND Collinsworth as a team than listen to Hawk Harrelson.
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    Hawk Harrelson reminds me that I'm glad the Tigers got rid of Rod Allen.

    There's also a Hawk drinking game. Not gonna play, because I'd be dead by the time the night is over.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dxmnkd316 View Post
    Unlike Trump, baseball has the best words.

    Can of corn. Duckfart single.
    Ducks on the pond. Fire up the merry-go-round. (--Don Sutton)

    The older baseball guys have the best colored descriptions.

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    Fire up the merry-go-round. (--Don Sutton)
    "Don Sutton is a f-cking as-shole."

    You're right. Baseball does have the best expressions.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kepler View Post
    "Don Sutton is a f-cking as-shole."

    You're right. Baseball does have the best expressions.
    I thought you were quoting Earl Weaver in response to Tom Moore from Baltimore.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dxmnkd316 View Post
    I thought you were quoting Earl Weaver in response to Tom Moore from Baltimore.
    Earl was so awesome.
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    Re: 2017 MLB Season - The Goat Memorial Thread

    I celebrate his birthday every year. Only as a tribute to the greatest swearer ever to live.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dxmnkd316 View Post
    I celebrate his birthday every year. Only as a tribute to the greatest swearer ever to live.
    Overall, I agree. For a single rant, Jerry Burns comes close, Lee Elia in close contention also.
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    Re: 2017 MLB Season - The Goat Memorial Thread

    Nope. None even in the same ballpark.

    Exhibit 1:
    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QWQbN0jFo_k

    Exhibit 2:
    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=f6cmqUTPn08

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    Quote Originally Posted by dxmnkd316 View Post
    Nope. None even in the same ballpark.

    Exhibit 1:
    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QWQbN0jFo_k

    Exhibit 2:
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    That's why I said single rant. OVERALL, Earl rules all. Not even close. For a single, one-off rant......Lee Elia and Uncle Jerry are up there.

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    Tommy Lasorda can run with the best of them as well.

    He's not a fan of Kurt Bevacqua (starts at 0:37): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzjW...h%20Old%20Pros

    He didn't like what Dave Kingman did to his team, either: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LIwr...l=will%20lewis

    The 77 Series didn't go according to plan, either: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r9px...hannel=ruffbiz
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    Twins play 22 of their 25 April games against the AL Central. They will literally be out of contention for a division title before May starts!

    The only up side is that they see the White Sox 6 times.
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