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  • Re: 2017 MLB Season - The Goat Memorial Thread

    By the way, the pig's name this year is "Alternate Fats"
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      The locals probably already know this, but the pig thing goes back to St. Paul originally (and still sometimes affectionately) being called Pig's Eye. They bring in a new pig each year, and they end up being over 150 lbs. at the end of each season.
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      • The episode Homer At The Bat will enter Cooperstown.

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        • Re: 2017 MLB Season - The Goat Memorial Thread

          An argument can be made for it being the best episode of all time.
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          Originally posted by SanTropez
          May your paint thinner run dry and the fleas of a thousand camels infest your dead deer.
          Originally posted by bigblue_dl
          I don't even know how to classify magic vagina smoke babies..
          Originally posted by Kepler
          When the giraffes start building radio telescopes they can join too.
          He's probably going to be a superstar but that man has more baggage than North West

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          • Re: 2017 MLB Season - The Goat Memorial Thread

            Originally posted by dxmnkd316 View Post
            An argument can be made for it being the best episode of all time.
            Trying to remember how Mr. Burns' team of all-stars disappeared, too. Someone was arrested for all the unsolved murders in New York, I do remember that.
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            • Re: 2017 MLB Season - The Goat Memorial Thread

              Originally posted by ShirtlessBob View Post
              Trying to remember how Mr. Burns' team of all-stars disappeared, too. Someone was arrested for all the unsolved murders in New York, I do remember that.
              I'm pretty sure that was Steve Sax.

              Actually, just looked it up on Wiki.

              Before the game, eight of the nine all-star players suffer unrelated misfortunes that prevent them from playing: Clemens suddenly behaves like a chicken due to the hypnotist's incompetence, Boggs is knocked unconscious by Barney after a bizarre argument at Moe's Tavern (over who was England's greatest Prime Minister, Lord Palmerston or Pitt the Elder), Griffey, Jr. takes an overdose of nerve tonic, resulting in an extreme case of gigantism, Sax is arrested by the Springfield Police and put in jail for every unsolved murder in New York City, Smith disappears in the "Springfield mystery spot", Canseco is too busy rescuing a woman and her possessions from a fire, Mattingly is kicked off the team by Mr. Burns due to sideburns only he can see, and Scioscia is hospitalized due to radiation poisoning from the plant. Mr. Burns is forced to use his original employees, along with Strawberry, the only star who can play. Homer remains on the bench as Strawberry plays his position.

              With the score tied and bases loaded with two outs in the bottom of the ninth inning, Mr. Burns elects to field a right-handed hitter against a left-handed pitcher and pinch hits Homer for Strawberry. Distracted by Burns, the very first pitch hits Homer in the head, rendering him unconscious, but forcing in the winning run. The team wins the title and Homer, still unconscious, is paraded as a hero.
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              • Re: 2017 MLB Season - The Goat Memorial Thread

                Originally posted by St. Clown View Post
                I'm pretty sure that was Steve Sax.

                Actually, just looked it up on Wiki.



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                  I can **** near quote that entire episode from memory when watching it. It really was phenomenal.

                  It was peak simpsons.
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                  May your paint thinner run dry and the fleas of a thousand camels infest your dead deer.
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                  When the giraffes start building radio telescopes they can join too.
                  He's probably going to be a superstar but that man has more baggage than North West

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                  • Re: 2017 MLB Season - The Goat Memorial Thread

                    Word is the Mets have an eye on him.
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                    • Re: 2017 MLB Season - The Goat Memorial Thread

                      Every time I watch that clip, I still think the umpire blew it. Soccer refs are instructed from the start to make calls within the spirit of the game.

                      I understand this isn't soccer , but this is an abortion of that principle. **** that dick head.
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                      May your paint thinner run dry and the fleas of a thousand camels infest your dead deer.
                      Originally posted by bigblue_dl
                      I don't even know how to classify magic vagina smoke babies..
                      Originally posted by Kepler
                      When the giraffes start building radio telescopes they can join too.
                      He's probably going to be a superstar but that man has more baggage than North West

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                      • Originally posted by dxmnkd316 View Post
                        Every time I watch that clip, I still think the umpire blew it. Soccer refs are instructed from the start to make calls within the spirit of the game.

                        I understand this isn't soccer , but this is an abortion of that principle. **** that dick head.
                        Most of us soccer refs call it "Law 18", aka common sense.

                        I like the comment "Lesson for the kids out there: Don’t try to make baseball fun." Pretty much sums it up.
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                          Twins up 8-2 in the 7th. Cool. Another win!

                          Astros score 11 runs in the 8th. Oh...
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                            This team's bullpen is going to cause me great harm this year.
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                            Originally posted by SanTropez
                            May your paint thinner run dry and the fleas of a thousand camels infest your dead deer.
                            Originally posted by bigblue_dl
                            I don't even know how to classify magic vagina smoke babies..
                            Originally posted by Kepler
                            When the giraffes start building radio telescopes they can join too.
                            He's probably going to be a superstar but that man has more baggage than North West

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                            • Originally posted by dxmnkd316 View Post
                              This team's bullpen is going to cause me great harm this year.
                              The bullpen gets a ton of the blame on this one, but if Rosario doesn't needlessly go to the ground on a fly ball the game goes to the bottom of the eighth with the Twins up 8-7.
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                              • Re: 2017 MLB Season - The Goat Memorial Thread

                                So... apparently it's rough being a Mets fan.

                                Moreso being the mascot.

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