I was looking at ARD's season statistics, and it occurred to me the reason she doesn't appear human: all of her games are 1s and 0s. She is a digital goaltender! Not only that, but the only time the Gophers solved her last year was when she had a virus.
However she accomplished it, her Patty Kaz award was well-deserved. I just hope Mark Johnson is not building ARD 2.0 up in the Computer Science building in Madison.