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    Quote Originally Posted by jerphisch View Post
    She seems nice
    The comments section is the real winner.
    Baseball is the only sport that actually looks like America.
    Old white people drinking overpriced beer and *****ing about the way things used to be while their kids play on mobile devices and Latin American immigrants work in the field for less than their true market value?

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    Quote Originally Posted by jerphisch View Post
    She seems nice
    The comments section is the real winner.
    She should have been fired because she's horrifically annoying. The twins used to have a guy like this who would scream and yell about Schweigert Hotdogs.

    I don't think most people understand how media works. If you are even a minor d-list internet celebrity and you make even remotely racist comments (or for that matter, put your employer in a bad light), your employer will fire you so fast you'll break the sound barrier.

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    Re: Nice Planet 13: This Planet Sucks

    Clearly the best comment:

    Baseball is the only sport that actually looks like America.
    Old white people drinking overpriced beer and *****ing about the way things used to be while their kids play on mobile devices and Latin American immigrants work in the field for less than their true market value?

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    Re: Nice Planet 13: This Planet Sucks

    If by "in the field" that comment refers to immigrant employees who mow the grass, do maintenance, and sell you hot dogs, then it's probably true.

    If that refers to the full-time players (not temporary call-ups from the minors), then it's only partially true.
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    Quote Originally Posted by FadeToBlack&Gold View Post
    If by "in the field" that comment refers to immigrant employees who mow the grass, do maintenance, and sell you hot dogs, then it's probably true.

    If that refers to the full-time players (not temporary call-ups from the minors), then it's only partially true.
    Why you gotta ruin the joke?
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    Quote Originally Posted by dxmnkd316 View Post
    Clearly the best comment:

    Baseball is the only sport that actually looks like America.
    Old white people drinking overpriced beer and *****ing about the way things used to be while their kids play on mobile devices and Latin American immigrants work in the field for less than their true market value?
    I'm not sure how that looks like baseball. Poorly executed, but I get the sentiment.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brenthoven View Post
    Why you gotta ruin the joke?
    Joke went *woosh*, apparently
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    Quote Originally Posted by FadeToBlack&Gold View Post
    Joke went *woosh*, apparently
    You analyzed the joke from a logical standpoint. Just run with it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Brenthoven View Post
    You analyzed the joke from a logical standpoint. Just run with it.
    #TechieProblems
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    Quote Originally Posted by FadeToBlack&Gold View Post
    #TechieProblems
    I didn't say it.
    Never really developed a taste for tequila. Kind of hard to understand how you make a drink out of something that sharp, inhospitable. Now, bourbon is easy to understand.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Brenthoven View Post
    You analyzed the joke from a logical standpoint. Just run with it.
    Not to mention I had already posted said comment...

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    Re: Nice Planet 13: This Planet Sucks

    OK, so now on United you can go "super cheapo" and not even get to use the overhead to store a bag.

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/travel/ne...overhead-bins/

    I knew it's bad in Venezuela, but a "breathing tax"? (Same link)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Brenthoven View Post
    Why you gotta ruin the joke?
    Yeah seriously, even I got it...
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Sicatoka View Post
    OK, so now on United you can go "super cheapo" and not even get to use the overhead to store a bag.

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/travel/ne...overhead-bins/

    I knew it's bad in Venezuela, but a "breathing tax"? (Same link)
    And people wonder why I drive everywhere...
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    I'm not happy about it either, but Flag is correct (cue the Twilight Zone music!).
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    Ahh crap I agree exactly with what FlagDude said.
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    And yet, even if Flaggy is complete tinfoil hat, every day it looks closer and closer to the truth.
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    So flaggy: you win.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FlagDUDE08 View Post
    And people wonder why I drive everywhere...
    I always thought it involved TSA and body scans ...
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Sicatoka View Post
    I always thought it involved TSA and body scans ...
    If I would like to travel somewhere, I would like to do it on my terms. You may have a point if the only choice was to fly (I'm certainly not taking Google's advice of kayaking across the ocean, and yes that was an easter egg on Google Maps), but when the nearest major airport is in another country, it makes things a little easier.
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    I'm not happy about it either, but Flag is correct (cue the Twilight Zone music!).
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    So flaggy: you win.

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