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    According to one cranky writer, snacks in youth sports are making America soft. Yeah. He's blaming SNACKS.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ShirtlessBob View Post
    According to one cranky writer, snacks in youth sports are making America soft. Yeah. He's blaming SNACKS.

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    One of the best things Deadspin does is highlight these Hot Takes. There's always some hack Ed Anger "sports writer" (an oxymoron) at some hayseed paper in Dubuque (or on ESPN) blaming TJ injuries on Candy Crush.
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    Beg pardon? "Gender reveal" party?
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    Re: Nice Planet 13: This Planet Sucks

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    Beg pardon? "Gender reveal" party?
    They've become big over the past few years. The couple shows up, cuts into a cake, usually, that has white icing/frosting and is either pink or blue inside - sometimes marbled for fraternal twins.

    It's another excuse for gifts and cake.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kepler View Post
    Beg pardon? "Gender reveal" party?
    They're a thing, now. Pregnant women find out the sex of the baby in some novel way. (Cake with blue/pink filling, balloons with blue/pink confetti, etc). Basically they get an envelope from the doc and, without opening it, give it to someone else to prepare the reveal.

    My wife and I just had the doctor tell us. Mainly because we're both introverts and that kind of a party sounds like torture to us.

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    Quote Originally Posted by St. Clown View Post
    They've become big over the past few years. The couple shows up, cuts into a cake, usually, that has white icing/frosting and is either pink or blue inside - sometimes marbled for fraternal twins.

    It's another excuse for gifts and cake.
    A couple my friend knows did colored chalk in a truck tailpipe and started the engine.

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    A couple my friend knows did colored chalk in a truck tailpipe and started the engine.
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    They elected a pope?
    Cool. If it's pink smoke, it's a girl pope? Or might that include a gay pope? How would they smoke a trans pope--pink or blue, or one followed by the other?

    Not that they would plan for those contingencies for the present.

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    Beg pardon? "Gender reveal" party?
    I despise them. Those and diaper parties.

    To borrow from Roger Ebert. I hate them. Hate hate hate hate hate these parties. Hate them. Hate every simpering stupid vacant self-important moment of it.
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    I despise them. Those and diaper parties.

    To borrow from Roger Ebert. I hate them. Hate hate hate hate hate these parties. Hate them. Hate every simpering stupid vacant self-important moment of it.
    LOL. I pictured this as a newborn party. "Here's my baby. And, hey, here's a dick. Guess it's a he."

    I am so naive.
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    LOL. I pictured this as a newborn party. "Here's my baby. And, hey, here's a dick. Guess it's a he."

    I am so naive.
    If I were to ever be forced into holding one, I'd have a box of brats and a box of buns. None of this pink blue icing crap.
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    I don't even know how to classify magic vagina smoke babies..
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    When the giraffes start building radio telescopes they can join too.
    He's probably going to be a superstar but that man has more baggage than North West.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kepler View Post
    LOL. I pictured this as a newborn party. "Here's my baby. And, hey, here's a dick. Guess it's a he."

    I am so naive.
    That's known as a bris.

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    So much angst.

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    LOL. I pictured this as a newborn party. "Here's my baby. And, hey, here's a dick. Guess it's a he."

    I am so naive.
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    Oh, David Brooks...

    Bobos in Paradise was excellent, and it was a highly self-aware critique of what you have since become the unconscious embodiment of. What happened, man?

    Also. Simon Maloy is the funniest person in the universe.
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    http://bangordailynews.com/2017/07/1...t-six-figures/

    Got to love those non profits that treat their help like trash and make sure their executives are treated like kings
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    Quote Originally Posted by walrus View Post
    http://bangordailynews.com/2017/07/1...t-six-figures/

    Got to love those non profits that treat their help like trash and make sure their executives are treated like kings
    That is a fantastic article. The reporter should win something.

    But please don't tar and heather all non-profits just because this one appears to have been run by crooks for awhile. Most of them are run by really good people who are essentially donating their time.
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    http://bangordailynews.com/2017/07/1...t-six-figures/

    Got to love those non profits that treat their help like trash and make sure their executives are treated like kings
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