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  • #211
    Re: Gear Grinding 7: Really? This crap again?

    Originally posted by Handyman View Post
    The fact that the spam threads keep popping up...good lord.

    We should bring back the thread where people created posts based off of various thread titles. (mashing them together) We could have a lot of fun with that now
    How about bringing back the Haku Or Haiku thread?
    Never really developed a taste for tequila. Kind of hard to understand how you make a drink out of something that sharp, inhospitable. Now, bourbon is easy to understand.
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    • #212
      Re: Gear Grinding 7: Really? This crap again?

      Originally posted by Brenthoven View Post
      How about bringing back the Haku Or Haiku thread?
      That was a fun one too for a while...especially the Haikus ABOUT Haku
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      • #213
        Re: Gear Grinding 7: Really? This crap again?

        Someone is very adamant about not going swimming in Zimbabwe.
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        • #214
          Re: Gear Grinding 7: Really? This crap again?

          The woman at the Federal Reserve Bank they've assigned to answer their test environment's helpdesk phone line. Not only does she possess a pure absence of product knowledge, but her hearing and memory are failing her as well.

          "Hello, this is [St. Clown] from [some bank]. We're testing our Fedwire Securities processing system, but not receiving any reply messages from your system. Would you like our [identifying] information?"
          "Are you sending a Funds wire or Securities wire?"... "Do you have your [identifying] information?" ..."Hold on, please, I need to get [SME] on the phone."

          Every time she answers the phone the conversation goes down the exact same way.
          "The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command." George Orwell, 1984

          "One does not simply walk into Mordor. Its Black Gates are guarded by more than just Orcs. There is evil there that does not sleep, and the Great Eye is ever watchful. It is a barren wasteland, riddled with fire and ash and dust, the very air you breathe is a poisonous fume." Boromir

          "Good news! We have a delivery." Professor Farnsworth

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          • #215
            Re: Gear Grinding 7: Really? This crap again?

            The woman at the Federal Reserve Bank they've assigned to answer their test environment's helpdesk phone line. Not only does she possess a pure absence of product knowledge, but her hearing and memory are failing her as well.

            "Hello, this is [St. Clown] from [some bank]. We're testing our Fedwire Securities processing system, but not receiving any reply messages from your system. Would you like our [identifying] information?"
            "Are you sending a Funds wire or Securities wire?"... "Do you have your [identifying] information?" ..."Hold on, please, I need to get [SME] on the phone."

            Every time she answers the phone the conversation goes down the exact same way.
            "The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command." George Orwell, 1984

            "One does not simply walk into Mordor. Its Black Gates are guarded by more than just Orcs. There is evil there that does not sleep, and the Great Eye is ever watchful. It is a barren wasteland, riddled with fire and ash and dust, the very air you breathe is a poisonous fume." Boromir

            "Good news! We have a delivery." Professor Farnsworth

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            • #216
              Re: Gear Grinding 7: Really? This crap again?

              is the double post supposed to help us understand how it is like Groundhog Day?

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              • #217
                Re: Gear Grinding 7: Really? This crap again?

                Originally posted by leswp1 View Post
                is the double post supposed to help us understand how it is like Groundhog Day?
                USCHO has been buggy on my machine all day so far. This likely won't be the last double post people see of mine.
                "The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command." George Orwell, 1984

                "One does not simply walk into Mordor. Its Black Gates are guarded by more than just Orcs. There is evil there that does not sleep, and the Great Eye is ever watchful. It is a barren wasteland, riddled with fire and ash and dust, the very air you breathe is a poisonous fume." Boromir

                "Good news! We have a delivery." Professor Farnsworth

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                • #218
                  Re: Gear Grinding 7: Really? This crap again?

                  Originally posted by St. Clown View Post
                  USCHO has been buggy on my machine all day so far. This likely won't be the last double post people see of mine.
                  Here I was giving you credit for creatively letting us understand what it felt like

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                  • #219
                    Re: Gear Grinding 7: Really? This crap again?

                    Well she probably thought she was dealing with some clown from some bank.
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                    Originally posted by bigblue_dl
                    I don't even know how to classify magic vagina smoke babies..
                    Originally posted by Kepler
                    When the giraffes start building radio telescopes they can join too.
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                    • #220
                      Originally posted by dxmnkd316 View Post
                      Well she probably thought she was dealing with some clown from some bank.
                      Or she thought he was going to open fake accounts in her name...

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                      • #221
                        Re: Gear Grinding 7: Really? This crap again?

                        Glad I went home for lunch today. FIrst time all year.

                        I heard the sump pump kick on and went outside just to check and make sure it was running. Glad I did. It wasn't. So I got into the crawl space unscrewed the union to make sure it was pumping and it wasn't.
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                        As of 9/21/10:         As of 9/13/10:
College Hockey 6       College Football 0
BTHC 4                 WCHA FC:  1
                        Originally posted by SanTropez
                        May your paint thinner run dry and the fleas of a thousand camels infest your dead deer.
                        Originally posted by bigblue_dl
                        I don't even know how to classify magic vagina smoke babies..
                        Originally posted by Kepler
                        When the giraffes start building radio telescopes they can join too.
                        He's probably going to be a superstar but that man has more baggage than North West

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                        • #222
                          Re: Gear Grinding 7: Really? This crap again?

                          Bad news: sump pump doesn't work I discovered at lunch
                          Good news: the exact replacement sump pump I want is in stock and on sale for $40 less than normal.
                          Bad news: it requires modifying the piping and I need to buy the parts.
                          Good news: On a whim I decide to double check the existing pump to make sure it is actually broken by testing it in my washer sink.
                          Bad news: I almost hit the ceiling with water discharge and water is now everywhere.
                          Good news: the pump still works and I have a solid backup option.
                          Bad news: I have a mouse living in the basement
                          Good news: I found out that there's a mouse living in the basement so I can kill it.
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                          As of 9/21/10:         As of 9/13/10:
College Hockey 6       College Football 0
BTHC 4                 WCHA FC:  1
                          Originally posted by SanTropez
                          May your paint thinner run dry and the fleas of a thousand camels infest your dead deer.
                          Originally posted by bigblue_dl
                          I don't even know how to classify magic vagina smoke babies..
                          Originally posted by Kepler
                          When the giraffes start building radio telescopes they can join too.
                          He's probably going to be a superstar but that man has more baggage than North West

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                          • #223
                            Originally posted by dxmnkd316 View Post
                            Bad news: sump pump doesn't work I discovered at lunch
                            Good news: the exact replacement sump pump I want is in stock and on sale for $40 less than normal.
                            Bad news: it requires modifying the piping and I need to buy the parts.
                            Good news: On a whim I decide to double check the existing pump to make sure it is actually broken by testing it in my washer sink.
                            Bad news: I almost hit the ceiling with water discharge and water is now everywhere.
                            Good news: the pump still works and I have a solid backup option.
                            Bad news: I have a mouse living in the basement
                            Good news: I found out that there's a mouse living in the basement so I can kill it.
                            Don't tell PETA
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                            • #224
                              Re: Gear Grinding 7: Really? This crap again?

                              Originally posted by dxmnkd316 View Post
                              Bad news: sump pump doesn't work I discovered at lunch
                              Good news: the exact replacement sump pump I want is in stock and on sale for $40 less than normal.
                              Bad news: it requires modifying the piping and I need to buy the parts.
                              Good news: On a whim I decide to double check the existing pump to make sure it is actually broken by testing it in my washer sink.
                              Bad news: I almost hit the ceiling with water discharge and water is now everywhere.
                              Good news: the pump still works and I have a solid backup option.
                              Bad news: I have a mouse living in the basement
                              Good news: I found out that there's a mouse living in the basement so I can kill it.
                              Are you gonna feed the mouse Potassium Benzoate
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                              • #225
                                Re: Gear Grinding 7: Really? This crap again?

                                Originally posted by RaceBoarder View Post
                                Are you gonna feed the mouse Potassium Benzoate
                                You're the second person to ask me that.

                                I had forgotten about that reference. I was quickly reminded of it.
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                                As of 9/21/10:         As of 9/13/10:
College Hockey 6       College Football 0
BTHC 4                 WCHA FC:  1
                                Originally posted by SanTropez
                                May your paint thinner run dry and the fleas of a thousand camels infest your dead deer.
                                Originally posted by bigblue_dl
                                I don't even know how to classify magic vagina smoke babies..
                                Originally posted by Kepler
                                When the giraffes start building radio telescopes they can join too.
                                He's probably going to be a superstar but that man has more baggage than North West

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