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  • Originally posted by Kepler View Post
    Ick. If you listen very quietly you can hear Trump, Bannon, Jones and O'Reilly all praying, "please be Muslim, please be Muslim..."
    Get ready to roll with either "terrorism" or "crazy person" headlines

    Wait are we sure it wasn't a bear??
    Last edited by Deutsche Gopher Fan; 04-10-2017, 01:38 PM.

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      Originally posted by Deutsche Gopher Fan View Post
      Get ready to roll with either "terrorism" or "crazy person" headlines

      Wait are we sure it wasn't a bear??
      "Even when it was the bears, I knew it was the immigants."
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      • Re: Days Since Last Mass Shooting: 0 - II

        Originally posted by Deutsche Gopher Fan View Post
        Get ready to roll with either "terrorism" or "crazy person" headlines

        Wait are we sure it wasn't a bear??
        There are three options:

        1. Non-Christian. "Terrorism. They don't believe in the Jebus. Obviously, they're animals."

        2. Black Christian. "Even the Jebus can't overcome their blackness. Obviously, they're animals."

        3. White Christian. "Loner with mental health problems. The solution is to arm the middle schoolers."
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          We're here! We're queer! We don't want anymore bears!
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          • Originally posted by St. Clown View Post
            "Even when it was the bears, I knew it was the immigants."
            "I pay the Homer tax. Let the bears pay the bear tax."
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            • Re: Days Since Last Mass Shooting: 0 - II

              In a sad moment for the GOP, the shooter does not appear to have been Muslim. Doctors still hold out hope for Mexican.
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              • Re: Days Since Last Mass Shooting: 0 - II

                One of the kids that was shot has died.
                A bad cause requires many words.

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                • Re: Days Since Last Mass Shooting: 0 - II

                  Originally posted by Kepler View Post
                  In a sad moment for the GOP, the shooter does not appear to have been Muslim. Doctors still hold out hope for Mexican.
                  Wrong on count two, but it is the third best category for them: Black.
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                  • Re: Days Since Last Mass Shooting: 0 - II

                    San Diego's Turn

                    "Seven adults were shot, one woman fatally, when a gunman who witnesses said never left his poolside chair opened fire on a birthday party at an University City apartment complex Sunday."
                    "It's as if the Drumpf Administration is made up of the worst and unfunny parts of the Cleveland Browns, Washington Generals, and the alien Mon-Stars from Space Jam."
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                      Originally posted by Handyman View Post
                      San Diego's Turn

                      "Seven adults were shot, one woman fatally, when a gunman who witnesses said never left his poolside chair opened fire on a birthday party at an University City apartment complex Sunday."
                      One fewer Trump voter:

                      Authorities said the shooter, armed with a semi-automatic pistol, was white and all the victims were people of color — four black women, two black men and one Latino man.
                      So: "mentally ill" and no possible social influences, not a "terrorist" emboldened by BLM.

                      To be fair, heckuva shot unless he was cheating.

                      Two young girls, ages 3 and 8, were with a grandmother and a nanny when the shooting started. Their grandfather, Shahrayar Jeff, said they escaped unscathed.

                      He said the older child described seeing Selis, in a baseball cap and glasses, “relaxing and shooting people.”
                      Last edited by Kepler; 05-01-2017, 12:00 PM.
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                      • Remember that when these happened under Obama these were "planned" attacks by the government to push for gun control, but now that Trumpy is president they aren't staged anymore? Hmmmmmmm
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                        • Re: Days Since Last Mass Shooting: 0 - II

                          Even if you ban da gunz... see University of Texas. https://www.infowars.com/live-mass-s...ct-in-custody/

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                            Originally posted by jericho View Post
                            Remember that when these happened under Obama these were "planned" attacks by the government to push for gun control, but now that Trumpy is president they aren't staged anymore? Hmmmmmmm
                            Now that Cheeto Benito is in office, they're just patriotic white 'Muricans who forgot to take their Metamucil that mornin', so they're just exercisin' their constipational rights! Or something.

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                              Originally posted by FlagDUDE08 View Post
                              Even if you ban da gunz...
                              I was waiting for this. Thank you for not disappointing.
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                              • Re: Days Since Last Mass Shooting: 0 - II

                                8 dead, including a sheriffs deputy and two kids, in a Mississippi door to door shooting spree, apparently because neighbors called the cops to report a domestic dispute
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