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    What is a Jim Herman? Or is that the joke.

    Actually I just checked the world rankings. I have never heard of #s 3, 6, 8, or 9. I think #187 is the guy we just got for Jay Bruce.
    Herman is a PGA Pro at one of Trump's golf resorts, and at one point in time received financial backing from the Russi...err, Donald Trump.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kepler View Post
    What is a Jim Herman? Or is that the joke.
    The joke is that Mr. Herman would not even be on the PGA tour in the first place without Mr. Trump's encouragement and financial support. Given all the sturm und drang in the national media today, it just struck me that it would be [hard to pick right word, "hoot" comes close but not quite....] were he to win, that's all.....
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    Re: Golf 2016 - I Phil we'll never hear the Rory of the Tiger again.

    Quote Originally Posted by FreshFish View Post
    The joke is that Mr. Herman would not even be on the PGA tour in the first place without Mr. Trump's encouragement and financial support. Given all the sturm und drang in the national media today, it just struck me that it would be [hard to pick right word, "hoot" comes close but not quite....] were he to win, that's all.....
    May I suggest... Yuge... were he to win.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FreshFish View Post
    The joke is that Mr. Herman would not even be on the PGA tour in the first place without Mr. Trump's encouragement and financial support. Given all the sturm und drang in the national media today, it just struck me that it would be [hard to pick right word, "hoot" comes close but not quite....] were he to win, that's all.....
    Ummmm. 99% of your golfers start out with a sponsor or a collection of sponsors who cover expenses as an investment. Then get repaid on future earnings.

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    All the leaders are starting to leak oil.
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    God, that was fun...

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    Kisner puts his 2nd shot into the drink at 18, and that seals the deal.

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    That was a wicked golf course this weekend. What if there'd been wind?

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    Quelle surprise, Tiger was higher than a military spy plane:


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    Re: Golf 2016 - I Phil we'll never hear the Rory of the Tiger again.

    Holy ****. This guy isn't going to survive until he's 50

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    Quote Originally Posted by FadeToBlack&Gold View Post
    Quelle surprise, Tiger was higher than a military spy plane:


    He should have been driving a Taxi.

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    Quelle surprise, Tiger was higher than a military spy plane:


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    Quote Originally Posted by FadeToBlack&Gold View Post
    Quelle surprise, Tiger was higher than a military spy plane:


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    drugs were found in his system, including codeine (at 10 times the therapeutic level), methaqualone (in a toxic amount), morphine, meperidine, ethchlorvynol, diazepam, and several barbiturates.
    FYI: ethchlorvynol = Placidyl (a sleeping tablet)
    methaqualone = Quaaludes (Ludes)
    meperidine = Demerol (synthetic morphine)
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    Quote Originally Posted by busterman62 View Post
    FYI: ethchlorvynol = Placidyl (a sleeping tablet)
    methaqualone = Quaaludes (Ludes)
    meperidine = Demerol (synthetic morphine)
    diazepam = Valium
    Yikes. That's a lot of down. Do the amphetamines clear faster or was he just really bad at math?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kepler View Post
    Yikes. That's a lot of down. Do the amphetamines clear faster or was he just really bad at meth?
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    Quote Originally Posted by joecct View Post
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    Re: Golf 2016 - I Phil we'll never hear the Rory of the Tiger again.

    mookie is heading to dubai end of the month to visit a couple courses there. hope it's not drippy hot and humid!!! ugh
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    Re: Golf 2016 - I Phil we'll never hear the Rory of the Tiger again.

    Played Dolphin Head on Hilton Head today. Gary Player designed course. For Marriott residents $59.

    It's not a particularly tough course, but bad shots are penalized and good shots rewarded. Some water, but it only comes into play when you hit atrocious shots.

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    Re: Golf 2016 - I Phil we'll never hear the Rory of the Tiger again.

    Quote Originally Posted by joecct View Post
    Played Dolphin Head on Hilton Head today. Gary Player designed course. For Marriott residents $59.

    It's not a particularly tough course, but bad shots are penalized and good shots rewarded. Some water, but it only comes into play when you hit atrocious shots.
    Alligators?

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    Re: Golf 2016 - I Phil we'll never hear the Rory of the Tiger again.

    Quote Originally Posted by mookie1995 View Post
    mookie is heading to dubai end of the month to visit a couple courses there. hope it's not drippy hot and humid!!! ugh
    It's an island country bro in the Gulf. If you see a low temp under 85F or humidity not hovering around 70% it'll be a miracle. Also don't look to the Gulf for a refreshing dip to cool off as it'll be hot and salty as s**t. Other than that it's great.

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    Quote Originally Posted by burd View Post
    Alligators?
    Didn't see any. Took a boat tour from Shelter Cove on Sunday night and we saw one. A nice 5' specimen.

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