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    What is a Jim Herman? Or is that the joke.

    Actually I just checked the world rankings. I have never heard of #s 3, 6, 8, or 9. I think #187 is the guy we just got for Jay Bruce.
    Herman is a PGA Pro at one of Trump's golf resorts, and at one point in time received financial backing from the Russi...err, Donald Trump.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kepler View Post
    What is a Jim Herman? Or is that the joke.
    The joke is that Mr. Herman would not even be on the PGA tour in the first place without Mr. Trump's encouragement and financial support. Given all the sturm und drang in the national media today, it just struck me that it would be [hard to pick right word, "hoot" comes close but not quite....] were he to win, that's all.....
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    Re: Golf 2016 - I Phil we'll never hear the Rory of the Tiger again.

    Quote Originally Posted by FreshFish View Post
    The joke is that Mr. Herman would not even be on the PGA tour in the first place without Mr. Trump's encouragement and financial support. Given all the sturm und drang in the national media today, it just struck me that it would be [hard to pick right word, "hoot" comes close but not quite....] were he to win, that's all.....
    May I suggest... Yuge... were he to win.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FreshFish View Post
    The joke is that Mr. Herman would not even be on the PGA tour in the first place without Mr. Trump's encouragement and financial support. Given all the sturm und drang in the national media today, it just struck me that it would be [hard to pick right word, "hoot" comes close but not quite....] were he to win, that's all.....
    Ummmm. 99% of your golfers start out with a sponsor or a collection of sponsors who cover expenses as an investment. Then get repaid on future earnings.

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    All the leaders are starting to leak oil.
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    God, that was fun...

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    Kisner puts his 2nd shot into the drink at 18, and that seals the deal.

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    That was a wicked golf course this weekend. What if there'd been wind?

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    Quelle surprise, Tiger was higher than a military spy plane:


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    Re: Golf 2016 - I Phil we'll never hear the Rory of the Tiger again.

    Holy ****. This guy isn't going to survive until he's 50

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    Quote Originally Posted by FadeToBlack&Gold View Post
    Quelle surprise, Tiger was higher than a military spy plane:


    He should have been driving a Taxi.

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    Re: Golf 2016 - I Phil we'll never hear the Rory of the Tiger again.

    Quote Originally Posted by FadeToBlack&Gold View Post
    Quelle surprise, Tiger was higher than a military spy plane:


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    Quote Originally Posted by FadeToBlack&Gold View Post
    Quelle surprise, Tiger was higher than a military spy plane:


    But Elvis was The King
    drugs were found in his system, including codeine (at 10 times the therapeutic level), methaqualone (in a toxic amount), morphine, meperidine, ethchlorvynol, diazepam, and several barbiturates.
    FYI: ethchlorvynol = Placidyl (a sleeping tablet)
    methaqualone = Quaaludes (Ludes)
    meperidine = Demerol (synthetic morphine)
    diazepam = Valium
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    Re: Golf 2016 - I Phil we'll never hear the Rory of the Tiger again.

    Quote Originally Posted by busterman62 View Post
    FYI: ethchlorvynol = Placidyl (a sleeping tablet)
    methaqualone = Quaaludes (Ludes)
    meperidine = Demerol (synthetic morphine)
    diazepam = Valium
    Yikes. That's a lot of down. Do the amphetamines clear faster or was he just really bad at math?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kepler View Post
    Yikes. That's a lot of down. Do the amphetamines clear faster or was he just really bad at meth?
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    Re: Golf 2016 - I Phil we'll never hear the Rory of the Tiger again.

    mookie is heading to dubai end of the month to visit a couple courses there. hope it's not drippy hot and humid!!! ugh
    a legend and an out of work bum look a lot alike, daddy.

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