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  • Re: Science: Vaccines Work, GMOs Are Safe, Everything is a Chemical

    An obviously male doctor in Kansas thinks that as an alternative to pesky and unseemly tampons, women should basically start gluing their vaginas shut.

    http://gizmodo.com/please-dont-glue-...iod-1792723055
    Dopps explained to Gizmodo that Mensez is a “natural combination” of amino acids and oils, to be applied during a lady’s time of month via a convenient lipstick applicator. The seal holds everything in there until she goes to the bathroom, when the seal disintegrates. Then you simply reapply.
    “I’m a doctor and I understand human anatomy,” he said. “I see how women are designed. I really believe women’s bodies were functioning this way in years past.”


    Asked to provide evidence of such ancient women with magically self-sealing genitals, he said he has not seen any scientific research suggesting as much. And he is wrong that there is no evidence of how women dealt with their periods in history. In fact, the evidence is substantive.
    Pictured: sketch of the doctor in question.
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    • Re: Science: Vaccines Work, GMOs Are Safe, Everything is a Chemical

      Isn't that going to eventually kill someone from TSS?
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      • Re: Science: Vaccines Work, GMOs Are Safe, Everything is a Chemical

        Originally posted by dxmnkd316 View Post
        Isn't that going to eventually kill someone from TSS?
        Have you met this government? It's not a person, it's only a woman.

        And if she's having a period that means she's not pregnant and serving as an incubator, which makes her a useless slut.

        Unless she's not white, in which case she's a slut either way.

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        • Re: Science: Vaccines Work, GMOs Are Safe, Everything is a Chemical

          This isn't science, it's technology, but meh I figured it would be of interest since by the time you read this WE WILL ALL PROBABLY BE DEAD.

          Much of the report is given over to technical descriptions, but the gist of the story is this — the W76–1 naval warhead is now three times as lethal as before, and this massive expansion of kill capability makes it look like the United States is preparing for a decapitating nuclear attack.

          Now obviously the United States is not actually planning to do this, nor can it be confident an all-out assault would “succeed.” But technologically, a preemptive strike on Russia now appears feasible — and that’s what matters.
          So. There's that.
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          • Originally posted by Kepler View Post
            This isn't science, it's technology, but meh I figured it would be of interest since by the time you read this WE WILL ALL PROBABLY BE DEAD.



            So. There's that.
            Isn't a doctrine of MAD launch on warning? When you detect the launch, you launch so there is nothing in the hole that can be hit.

            In theory a sub ICBM attack from close off shore could hit the targets before launch, but you have to get there first.
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            • Re: Science: Vaccines Work, GMOs Are Safe, Everything is a Chemical

              Originally posted by joecct View Post
              Isn't a doctrine of MAD launch on warning? When you detect the launch, you launch so there is nothing in the hole that can be hit.

              In theory a sub ICBM attack from close off shore could hit the targets before launch, but you have to get there first.
              They're always there. Both the US and Russia have subs in stand-by just outside the 12-mile limit, all the time.
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              • Originally posted by Kepler View Post
                They're always there. Both the US and Russia have subs in stand-by just outside the 12-mile limit, all the time.
                It's Round x of Global Thermonuclear War. As long as each side plays by the rules, nothing disastrous should happen.
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                • Re: Science: Vaccines Work, GMOs Are Safe, Everything is a Chemical

                  Originally posted by joecct View Post
                  It's Round x of Global Thermonuclear War. As long as each side plays by the rules, nothing disastrous should happen.
                  Well, hitherto we didn't have anybody crazy, stupid, irresponsible and paranoid enough to actually consider using them.

                  Imagine Trump is informed of a "possible" launch from the ocean with less than 4 minutes to react. Imagine further he is personally in a safe place.

                  You want to roll those dice?
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                  • Re: Science: Vaccines Work, GMOs Are Safe, Everything is a Chemical

                    Originally posted by joecct View Post
                    It's Round x of Global Thermonuclear War. As long as each side plays by the rules, nothing disastrous should happen.
                    we've had some near disasters.

                    All it would take is a glitch in an early warning system.

                    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1983_S...alarm_incident

                    That guy probably ranks up there with Edward Jenner or Louis Pasteur for the most lives saved by a single human

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                    • Re: Science: Vaccines Work, GMOs Are Safe, Everything is a Chemical

                      Originally posted by BassAle View Post
                      we've had some near disasters.

                      All it would take is a glitch in an early warning system.

                      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1983_S...alarm_incident

                      That guy probably ranks up there with Edward Jenner or Louis Pasteur for the most lives saved by a single human
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                      • Re: Science: Vaccines Work, GMOs Are Safe, Everything is a Chemical

                        The most recent podcast on Dan Carlin's hardcore history is all about the people that have controlled the nuclear football for USA and Russia since they each had the capability. Fascinating stuff but it is 6 hour podcast. I've always love me his depth so the length has never bothered me:
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                        • Re: Science: Vaccines Work, GMOs Are Safe, Everything is a Chemical

                          Shaq: Earth is flat because it doesn't go up and down when I drive from FL to CA

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                          • Re: Science: Vaccines Work, GMOs Are Safe, Everything is a Chemical

                            Originally posted by MinnesotaNorthStar View Post
                            I think he's playing his hand at some dry humor. He used to be known for telling jokes like this. Usually he ends up just sounding dumb because of his speech cadence, his size, and he's known as an NBA player. Of course, I'm entirely willing to be wrong here.
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                            • Re: Science: Vaccines Work, GMOs Are Safe, Everything is a Chemical

                              Originally posted by St. Clown View Post
                              I think he's playing his hand at some dry humor. He used to be known for telling jokes like this. Usually he ends up just sounding dumb because of his speech cadence, his size, and he's known as an NBA player. Of course, I'm entirely willing to be wrong here.
                              Yeah, I'm pretty sure he's playing. As a player he was actually quite good at exposing the racism of people who would just assume that a big black basketball guy must be a dope. I've always had the impression that Shaq has a much better developed sense of humor than the jock sniffers who stalk him.

                              Then again, he might be a f-ckwit.
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                              • Re: Science: Vaccines Work, GMOs Are Safe, Everything is a Chemical

                                Originally posted by MinnesotaNorthStar View Post
                                See Kyrie irving quotes, Shaq is screwing around
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