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  • Originally posted by Kepler View Post
    And Andy Kaufman, I know. But I half expect CNN to start arranging terrorist attacks for ratings. Entertainment has become reality.
    They shot Howard Beall for ratings.
    CCT '77 & '78
    4 kids
    5 grandsons (BCA 7/09, CJA 5/14, JDL 8/14, JFL 6/16, PJL 7/18)
    1 granddaughter (EML 4/18)

    ”Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both.”
    - Benjamin Franklin

    Banned from the St. Lawrence University Facebook page - March 2016 (But I got better).

    I want to live forever. So far, so good.

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    • Re: What the Fark 3: The Strange and Unusual

      Charles Forbin would approve.

      (If you don't know the reference, drop everything and watch this immediately.)
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      • Originally posted by Kepler View Post
        Charles Forbin would approve.

        (If you don't know the reference, drop everything and watch this immediately.)
        Oops! Plus we're sending a probe to Europa. Doesn't the government read anything?
        CCT '77 & '78
        4 kids
        5 grandsons (BCA 7/09, CJA 5/14, JDL 8/14, JFL 6/16, PJL 7/18)
        1 granddaughter (EML 4/18)

        ”Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both.”
        - Benjamin Franklin

        Banned from the St. Lawrence University Facebook page - March 2016 (But I got better).

        I want to live forever. So far, so good.

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        • Re: What the Fark 3: The Strange and Unusual

          Originally posted by joecct View Post
          Oops! Plus we're sending a probe to Europa. Doesn't the government read anything?
          Case in point.
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          ECAC Champion 1967, 1968, 1969, 1970, 1973, 1980, 1986, 1996, 1997, 2003, 2005, 2010
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          • Originally posted by Kepler View Post
            Next is Quarantined.
            http://m.imdb.com/title/tt0066269/
            Last edited by joecct; 03-31-2016, 09:57 AM.
            CCT '77 & '78
            4 kids
            5 grandsons (BCA 7/09, CJA 5/14, JDL 8/14, JFL 6/16, PJL 7/18)
            1 granddaughter (EML 4/18)

            ”Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both.”
            - Benjamin Franklin

            Banned from the St. Lawrence University Facebook page - March 2016 (But I got better).

            I want to live forever. So far, so good.

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            • Re: What the Fark 3: The Strange and Unusual

              White ISIS is at it again.
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              ECAC Champion 1967, 1968, 1969, 1970, 1973, 1980, 1986, 1996, 1997, 2003, 2005, 2010
              Ivy League Champion 1966, 1967, 1968, 1969, 1970, 1971, 1972, 1973, 1977, 1978, 1983, 1984, 1985, 1996, 1997, 2002, 2003, 2004, 2005, 2012, 2014, 2018, 2019, 2020

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              • Originally posted by Kepler View Post
                White ISIS is at it again.
                Hey, they're vandalizing Catholic churches in the DC area. At some point, enough is enough.
                CCT '77 & '78
                4 kids
                5 grandsons (BCA 7/09, CJA 5/14, JDL 8/14, JFL 6/16, PJL 7/18)
                1 granddaughter (EML 4/18)

                ”Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both.”
                - Benjamin Franklin

                Banned from the St. Lawrence University Facebook page - March 2016 (But I got better).

                I want to live forever. So far, so good.

                Comment


                • Re: What the Fark 3: The Strange and Unusual

                  Originally posted by joecct View Post
                  Hey, they're vandalizing Catholic churches in the DC area. At some point, enough is enough.
                  "They"?

                  I'm a bit more worried about the wackjobs torching Planned Parenthood clinics. We should hire the black panthers to guard them, and perform "Formation" for contributions to the clinics. That'd go over well in the "personal safety" community.
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                  National Champion 1967, 1970
                  ECAC Champion 1967, 1968, 1969, 1970, 1973, 1980, 1986, 1996, 1997, 2003, 2005, 2010
                  Ivy League Champion 1966, 1967, 1968, 1969, 1970, 1971, 1972, 1973, 1977, 1978, 1983, 1984, 1985, 1996, 1997, 2002, 2003, 2004, 2005, 2012, 2014, 2018, 2019, 2020

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                  • Re: What the Fark 3: The Strange and Unusual

                    Originally posted by Kepler View Post
                    I'm a bit more worried about the wackjobs torching Planned Parenthood clinics. We should hire the black panthers to guard them, and perform "Formation" for contributions to the clinics. That'd go over well in the "personal safety" community.
                    Wouldn't the Hells Angels be a more fitting thumb in the eye of pro-lifers?

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                    • Re: What the Fark 3: The Strange and Unusual

                      C'mon Mississippi Muslims, you know what to do! It's "Kalashnikovs and Korans" night at your local Mosque - they should love that!


                      (no, seriously - don't do that, unless you want to get dead)
                      If you don't change the world today, how can it be any better tomorrow?

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                      • Re: What the Fark 3: The Strange and Unusual

                        Originally posted by LynahFan View Post
                        C'mon Mississippi Muslims, you know what to do! It's "Kalashnikovs and Korans" night at your local Mosque - they should love that!


                        (no, seriously - don't do that, unless you want to get dead)
                        Put them on a Loudon County (VA) school bus??
                        CCT '77 & '78
                        4 kids
                        5 grandsons (BCA 7/09, CJA 5/14, JDL 8/14, JFL 6/16, PJL 7/18)
                        1 granddaughter (EML 4/18)

                        ”Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both.”
                        - Benjamin Franklin

                        Banned from the St. Lawrence University Facebook page - March 2016 (But I got better).

                        I want to live forever. So far, so good.

                        Comment


                        • Re: What the Fark 3: The Strange and Unusual

                          That was no accident, that was a FALSE FLAG!!1!11! attempt.

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                          • Re: What the Fark 3: The Strange and Unusual

                            For people not from our area, what makes this even funnier is that Loudon County is a leafy white suburb for the horsey set. Imagine the most entitled little precious princes and princesses on the planet. It's the kind of place where people still have lawn jockeys, unironically. People there don't go to Whole Foods because, you know, "too ghetto."

                            And now little Tristan and Aiden are riding around the paddocks with C4 under the hood. FF, Too it is.
                            Last edited by Kepler; 04-01-2016, 07:39 AM.
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                            National Champion 1967, 1970
                            ECAC Champion 1967, 1968, 1969, 1970, 1973, 1980, 1986, 1996, 1997, 2003, 2005, 2010
                            Ivy League Champion 1966, 1967, 1968, 1969, 1970, 1971, 1972, 1973, 1977, 1978, 1983, 1984, 1985, 1996, 1997, 2002, 2003, 2004, 2005, 2012, 2014, 2018, 2019, 2020

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                            • Re: What the Fark 3: The Strange and Unusual

                              This story definitely qualifies. "Spring break," "football players," and "woman in danger" in the same sentence, and doesn't also involve "rape."

                              (Presumably since "fraternity" is not also included.)
                              Cornell University
                              National Champion 1967, 1970
                              ECAC Champion 1967, 1968, 1969, 1970, 1973, 1980, 1986, 1996, 1997, 2003, 2005, 2010
                              Ivy League Champion 1966, 1967, 1968, 1969, 1970, 1971, 1972, 1973, 1977, 1978, 1983, 1984, 1985, 1996, 1997, 2002, 2003, 2004, 2005, 2012, 2014, 2018, 2019, 2020

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                              • Re: What the Fark 3: The Strange and Unusual

                                What could possibly go wrong...

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