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  • ZOMG! THE FORCE AWAKENS!: All-Spoiler And Discussion Thread

    Let the over-reactions, nit-picking, and spooging begin....
    Never really developed a taste for tequila. Kind of hard to understand how you make a drink out of something that sharp, inhospitable. Now, bourbon is easy to understand.
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    Re: ZOMG! THE FORCE AWAKENS!: All-Spoiler And Discussion Thread

    Too late on that last bit there.
    "The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command." George Orwell, 1984

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    • #3
      Re: ZOMG! THE FORCE AWAKENS!: All-Spoiler And Discussion Thread

      Snape kills Dumbledore.

      Oh wait, wrong spoiler thread...

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      • #4
        Re: ZOMG! THE FORCE AWAKENS!: All-Spoiler And Discussion Thread

        Early reviews seem to be positive to glowing.

        Of course, the real question is will it break the opening weekend record. I think it's got a shot, even matinees are selling out here, and it's playing almost every half hour at a couple of the mega plexes.

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        • #5
          Re: ZOMG! THE FORCE AWAKENS!: All-Spoiler And Discussion Thread

          Originally posted by FlagDUDE08 View Post
          Snape kills Dumbledore.

          Oh wait, wrong spoiler thread...
          Bruce Willis is Keyser Soze.

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          • #6
            Re: ZOMG! THE FORCE AWAKENS!: All-Spoiler And Discussion Thread

            Originally posted by unofan View Post
            Early reviews seem to be positive to glowing.

            Of course, the real question is will it break the opening weekend record. I think it's got a shot, even matinees are selling out here, and it's playing almost every half hour at a couple of the mega plexes.
            I received an email from Marcus Theaters on Monday, where I bought my ticket online, asking its patrons to follow certain protocols because they're expecting to be so busy it could cause them huge problems in their lobbies and concession stands.
            "The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command." George Orwell, 1984

            "One does not simply walk into Mordor. Its Black Gates are guarded by more than just Orcs. There is evil there that does not sleep, and the Great Eye is ever watchful. It is a barren wasteland, riddled with fire and ash and dust, the very air you breathe is a poisonous fume." Boromir

            "Good news! We have a delivery." Professor Farnsworth

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            • #7
              Re: ZOMG! THE FORCE AWAKENS!: All-Spoiler And Discussion Thread

              Turns out The Dude indeed does abide.

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              • #8
                Re: ZOMG! THE FORCE AWAKENS!: All-Spoiler And Discussion Thread

                Originally posted by St. Clown View Post
                Too late on that last bit there.
                Prob.

                Early reports are that this opening will blow away every other opening ever, and I'm not surprised. Even The Dark Knight I saw on opening weekend, Sunday morning, and theater was half full at best. I expect full houses EVERYwhere this weekend.
                Never really developed a taste for tequila. Kind of hard to understand how you make a drink out of something that sharp, inhospitable. Now, bourbon is easy to understand.
                Tastes like a warm summer day. -Raylan Givens

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                • #9
                  Re: ZOMG! THE FORCE AWAKENS!: All-Spoiler And Discussion Thread

                  The boat sinks.
                  Jordan Kawaguchi for Hobey!!
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                  mns, this is why i love you.

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                  MNS - forking genius.

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                  MNS - sometimes you gotta answer your true calling. I think yours is being a pimp.

                  Originally posted by hockeybando
                  I am a fan of MNS.

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                  • #10
                    Re: ZOMG! THE FORCE AWAKENS!: All-Spoiler And Discussion Thread

                    I'm kicking around the idea of going up to the local cheapie theater this weekend to see it. Its only a one theater theater. Normally they just have one showing at 7 every night. Looked at their website and they're doing 7 and 10 oclock showings for next week.

                    Oh and yeah, Han shoots first!
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                    • #11
                      Am I the only one who doesn't give 2 ****s about star wars
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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by walrus View Post
                        Am I the only one who doesn't give 2 ****s about star wars
                        Yes, but you are doing a good job taking over the cranky old miser role from Old Pio, so keep it up.

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                        • #13
                          Re: ZOMG! THE FORCE AWAKENS!: All-Spoiler And Discussion Thread

                          Originally posted by unofan View Post
                          Yes, but you are doing a good job taking over the cranky old miser role from Old Pio, so keep it up.
                          I can only hope to be that cranky, he was as good as it gets
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                          • #14
                            Re: ZOMG! THE FORCE AWAKENS!: All-Spoiler And Discussion Thread

                            Originally posted by walrus View Post
                            Am I the only one who doesn't give 2 ****s about star wars
                            Get off my lawn, you miserable old coot!
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                            bc is superior to bu in nearly everything. while it is sad that it has come to it, it's the truth. if bu doesn't like it, improve.
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                            Originally Posted by Dirty
                            Why is anyone surprised that Old Pio is acting like a grumpy old f^ck? He is a grumpy old f^ck.

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                            • #15
                              Re: ZOMG! THE FORCE AWAKENS!: All-Spoiler And Discussion Thread

                              Originally posted by walrus View Post
                              Am I the only one who doesn't give 2 ****s about star wars
                              No, I'm with you on this. This level of orgasmic excitement over a movie is a little unsettling. There's no way it can live up to the hype.

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