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    Chemtrails killed Prince, per InfoWars.

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    Chemtrails killed Prince, per InfoWars.
    They're only asking the question.
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    Re: Conspiracy Theory Du Jour

    Quote Originally Posted by ShirtlessBob View Post
    Chemtrails killed Prince, per InfoWars.
    Pay close attention to what the government does within the next week or so while everyone's distracted.
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    I'm not happy about it either, but Flag is correct (cue the Twilight Zone music!).
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    Ahh crap I agree exactly with what FlagDude said.
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    I never thought I would say this, but you are right.
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    And yet, even if Flaggy is complete tinfoil hat, every day it looks closer and closer to the truth.
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    So flaggy: you win.

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    Not bad, Alex. Not bad.
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    I'm thinking Hal Jordan.
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Sicatoka View Post
    I'm thinking Hal Jordan.
    Professor Pierson.

    Though I must say Gov. Christie breathed a sigh of relief.

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    This is a sort of brunch buffet. Just take what you want. Except this line which I choose to believe is mandatory:

    Back in 2010, as with all incurably rebellious teen sensations, Disney had Miley Cyrus killed and dumped her remains in the California desert.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kepler View Post
    This is a sort of brunch buffet. Just take what you want. Except this line which I choose to believe is mandatory:
    What about the current leading Democratic presidential candidate?

    Or is she an alien refugee?

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    What about the current leading Democratic presidential candidate?

    Or is she an alien refugee?
    Goggle Hillary Reptilian. You will be busy for the rest of the day. ATS has so many threads about it their mods stepped in to try to unify them.

    My favorite Comment: "When Chelsea hatched from an egg you'd think that should have set off a few alarm bells."
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    Quote Originally Posted by FlagDUDE08 View Post
    Pay close attention to what the government does within the next week or so while everyone's distracted.
    As our SME, please 'splain these to us:

    http://www.rightwingwatch.org/conten...ncentration-ca
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    Not a bad effort from the Branch Dildoians.

    The suit, which names Sen. Harry Reid (R-NV), his son, Rory, U.S. District Judge Gloria Navarro and President Obama as defendants, calls for Bundy to be released from federal custody and awarded $50 million in damages.

    In the complaint, Bundy alleges Reid deployed “the equivalent of federal storm-troopers” to meet Bundy’s “peaceful cowboys” defending their grazing rights on public lands. The suit states the “invasion and armed assault” was intended to remove Bundy so Reid and his son could profit off the sale of the land to buyer “reported to be communist Chinese.”
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kepler View Post
    Not a bad effort from the Branch Dildoians.
    If you think you're getting the shaft from tbe government, the why not go for it??

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    Quote Originally Posted by joecct View Post
    If you think you're getting the shaft from tbe government, the why not go for it??
    Well, we could start here. Hopefully he'll have to pay both sides' legal fees.

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    Goggle Hillary Reptilian. You will be busy for the rest of the day. ATS has so many threads about it their mods stepped in to try to unify them.

    My favorite Comment: "When Chelsea hatched from an egg you'd think that should have set off a few alarm bells."
    I'll save you the trouble: Linkage.
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    Conspiracy theory? Here's "The Nightly" (with corresponding apologies to Donald Fagen).
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    This is a nice one. Search YouTube for "Act of 1871" for hours of fun.
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    It's a book of our true stories
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    Re: Conspiracy Theory Du Jour

    I hate my species.

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    Seriously. If I had a button that removed all traces of humanity from existence, I would have to contemplate what I would do.

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    Nah, you're confusing your quantifiers. There's nothing wrong with ∀. The problems crop up with ∃.

    Don't throw humanity out with the knuckle draggers.
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